Girlfriend Asked Boyfriend To Watch Her Tortoise While She’s On Vacation. She Didn’t Expect This
This tortoise did drugs, drove drunk, and looked at tortoise pornography while his master was away. At least, that’s what happened according to photos sent by the owner’s boyfriend, who was left to take care of this tortoise. So much for his girlfriend’s request to “keep him out of trouble!”
Tortoises have the longest lifespan of any land animal, so it’s not recommended to “party” like the tortoise below. The oldest tortoise is said to have lived to 188 years of age, but it’s likely that he refrained from wild nights like the one seen here.
Source: Consent_van
“She told me to keep him out of trouble”
Finally, a boys night alone
It got pretty wild!
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Terrible ! I'm shocked. And I'm sure the tortoise never did all those things before. That friend must have showed him how to find those tortoise porn sites.
Only 3 photos? Evidently the weekend ended before midnight, Friday.
What about the real life with real boys...your dream world, ha?......and girls still love it!
What a great imagination. Love the images. Hope he had fun cause no doubt that's the last time this boyfriend will be asked to tortoise sit.
Terrible ! I'm shocked. And I'm sure the tortoise never did all those things before. That friend must have showed him how to find those tortoise porn sites.
Only 3 photos? Evidently the weekend ended before midnight, Friday.
What about the real life with real boys...your dream world, ha?......and girls still love it!
What a great imagination. Love the images. Hope he had fun cause no doubt that's the last time this boyfriend will be asked to tortoise sit.
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