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Nick Galifianakis is the cartoonist for Carolyn Hax's syndicated advice column that has been running in the Washington Post (and 200 other papers) for over twenty years.

His observations on life, love, relationships and pet companionship send the message: if we can't laugh at ourselves, Galifianakis will do it for us!

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Grandma!

Grandma!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh, oh! What did Gran put in there? Maybe that's why people get sleepy after eating turkey.

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Surviving The Holidays

Surviving The Holidays

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Visiting relatives during the holidays, reminds you of why you don't visit them the rest of the year.

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#5

Is It Safe To Come Out Yet?

Is It Safe To Come Out Yet?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat when she hears fireworks and firecrackers until about an hour after they stop

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Behind Every Christmas Icon

Behind Every Christmas Icon

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Invite your girlfriends over. Yeah, he finally left. Let's get hammered. Eggnog for everyone.

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#7

Trimming The Tree... And The Gifts

Trimming The Tree... And The Gifts

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Passive Aggressive Much?

Passive Aggressive Much?

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If Holidays Were Amusement Parks...

If Holidays Were Amusement Parks...

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Night Owl
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very similar to the christmasinator and weddingator

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Family + Gatherings

Family + Gatherings

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Freya the Wanderer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." - George Burns

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Great Expectations

Great Expectations

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you grow up, you can change your traditions. You don't always have to follow the crowd.

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The Line Starts Behind Me

The Line Starts Behind Me

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sweet release of death. It's quiet, dark and toasty warm in there

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"Tis The Season Of Stress And Disappointment"

"Tis The Season Of Stress And Disappointment"

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gee, I just took it to mean that Santa might sometimes need a break. People stand in line a long time to see Santa, and children get grumpy, sleepy, upset, hungry, need a diaper changed, etc. And the parents... What is supposed to be fun can become unpleasant for everyone.

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