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So it's exam day, you've forgotten to study, and you're staring blankly at the paper in front of you wondering how on earth you're going to pass. What are you going to do? Well, you're probably going to fail, that's what. But hey, that doesn't mean you can't fail in style! Take a look at this collection of brilliant exam answers to see how to do just that. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list includes some of the funniest and most creative responses to exam questions we could find. They won't help you pass, but they'll certainly help you to fail with your head held high! Sort of. Don't forget to vote for the best!

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Creative Indeed

Creative Indeed

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gis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i was just thinking the questions are really strange for an exam paper too! haha

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Rukmania
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are all riddles some put into test form so they can purposely answer "creatively,"!

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Chris Macdonald
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bullllshit. Those questions were clearly written as a setup to each joke. "What can you never eat for breakfast"? "What looks like half and apple"?...yeah. Bullllshit

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Sick Boy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just what kind of class is that? This list has been around the net for ages, but it seems phony.

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bertrand colin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WTF happen with the question on the death of Napoleon ?? I died because of stomac cancer during is exil on Saint-helene island ... not during battle !! Does teacher have to pass test to begin teaching other people in USA ( I assume it's USA but I don't know ) or do school pick random people on the street and put them in class for teaching and .. come what may

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Nini
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of subject has all these questions in the same test?

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Gibberint Dark
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whoa Whoa, Wind that back to question 7, "What looks like half an apple", What kind of question is that? Half an apple 'looks like' half an apple...!!

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over opinionated
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed so hard at this I hated these stupid problem solving quizzes I got.

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Hyodo widger
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tricky questions, The kid is just smart enough to not fall in the complex side of them

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Kat Blak
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The teacher should lose points for stupid comma placements

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, the questions are not serious, are they?

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Đen Nguyễn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what subject is this for? the questions just don't belong together

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Bo Bednar
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are some strange questions... number 12 has a comma after 'if it took' for no good reason.

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Emir
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Napoleons didn't die in a battle, he died in exile on St. Helena.

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Wombat34
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An exam that consists of all straight lines? Must be comedy school.

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Bubble Popcorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually. The kids answers are the only answers that would make sense.

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Cynthia Doyle
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the hell is this a pretest for? I think David answered as accurately as possible.

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Joanne Palmer
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kid is gona be something special when their older!! Very clever :)

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I didn't know better, I'd think this was one of my old tests. I hated stuff like this.

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#3

This Kid Is Going To Be Ok

This Kid Is Going To Be Ok

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This Is Why My Kid Is Going Places

This Is Why My Kid Is Going Places

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#6

Apparently Even 7 Year Old Me Was A Smart Ass

Apparently Even 7 Year Old Me Was A Smart Ass

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#7

Totally Got This

Totally Got This

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, math is probably not yours, but pattern recognition is also something to excel at, right?

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#8

Bob Has 36 Candy Bars

Bob Has 36 Candy Bars

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well...if it only would not have said "math test" but "biology"...

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#9

My Friend's Daughter Taking The Instructions Literally

My Friend's Daughter Taking The Instructions Literally

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The Best Answer I've Ever Given

The Best Answer I've Ever Given

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#15

Interstellar Fan Boys Be Like

Interstellar Fan Boys Be Like

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Sophia Marotta
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That teacher must have had a bad experience with love tho feel the need to put such a big x through the most powerful force!

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#17

This Smart Kid

This Smart Kid

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Hard Water

Hard Water

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#21

Giraffes Are Heartless Creatures

Giraffes Are Heartless Creatures

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This Smart Kid

This Smart Kid

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#25

6. This One Is Just Funny

6. This One Is Just Funny

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We Asked Our Biology Teacher For The Funniest Answer Someone Has Put On A Test, We Were Not Disappointed

We Asked Our Biology Teacher For The Funniest Answer Someone Has Put On A Test, We Were Not Disappointed

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMFG, she actually read through it all and gave advice. Bonus points for that and honesty

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#31

That's One Convincing Giraffe

That's One Convincing Giraffe

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#32

My 8-Year-Old Son Takes His Homework Directions Literally

My 8-Year-Old Son Takes His Homework Directions Literally

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Fair Enough

Fair Enough

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Bob, Hillary, Paul, Cynthia, Peter, and Stephanie" would also have worked.

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#37

Jesus Is The Answer

Jesus Is The Answer

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, it's 42! (Please note this is merely a reference and I do not mean any disrespect towards the Christian community)

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#39

My Son, The Consummate Smart-Ass. I Think Third Grade Math Is Boring Him

My Son, The Consummate Smart-Ass. I Think Third Grade Math Is Boring Him

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#41

Correct. Kind Of

Correct. Kind Of

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#43

The Math Machine Will Get You The Correct Answer

The Math Machine Will Get You The Correct Answer

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Nice Try

Nice Try

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#50

Almost

Almost

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, if the teacher can make up a silly story, why not the student?

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#51

Banana Car

Banana Car

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#53

The Purpose Of Cytoplasm

The Purpose Of Cytoplasm

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#54

What Would You Say To Abraham Lincoln

What Would You Say To Abraham Lincoln

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell him to fire his personal guard and hire a better one works too

#57

Socrates Love Philosophy

Socrates Love Philosophy

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#58

What Is You Favorite Hue?

What Is You Favorite Hue?

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#59

What Is A Nitrate?

What Is A Nitrate?

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#61

Genius

Genius

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#62

It's A Secret

It's A Secret

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Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

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