Astrology is easy to dismiss as quackery, I mean come on, how can celestial objects and some zodiac signs have the slightest influence on a person's destiny?

The concept was born over 2300 years ago when the ancient Babylonians came up with the idea that the gods lived among the stars, and were able to manipulate humans' personalities to suit their wishes and whimsies. So they divided the night sky into 12 separate pieces, which we now know as the zodiac ar horoscope signs, and which, according to some polls, almost a quarter of Americans still take seriously today. And that, of course, is an excellent fuel for some horoscope memes.

But why? Well, when you read something that validates your beliefs or needs, it can be tempting to legitimize it. For most of us, it's just a little fun that can bring some positivity and confidence in our lives. There are those, however, who take it way too seriously. These zodiac memes, collected by Bored Panda, are for those who should maybe take their heads out of the sky, and come back down to Earth with a laugh!

Scroll down below to check the funny horoscopes and the best memes considering it out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

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Hans
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1 year ago

Probably we merely need a better zodiac circle. "Bitch, A*hole, Egoist, Narcist, ..."

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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1 year ago

I am gonna use this forever from this day ever!

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desert29rat
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1 year ago

Works for me.

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Yvonne Bernal
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1 year ago

I bet they didn't read that one coming in their morning horoscope!

Belle_Pandamonium
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1 year ago

L O L

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Last Hurrah
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1 year ago

The horrorscope of it all!

Mother Mary Helen
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1 year ago

Well. I have to say that there's some validity to this one, in my case. I'm a Libra and I generally don't give a f**k either.

FranSinclair
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1 year ago

A Gemini is only in a hurry about half the time. The other half...totally different story ;)

Ysabel Guerra
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6 months ago

Man, that must be hard to explain...... lol 😂

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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1 year ago

I am dragon and i eat Geminis in breakfast b*tch!

Dian Ella Lillie
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1 year ago

I am a Gemini dragon, and strangely enough I don't usually eat breakfast...

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Ollis Bator
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3 days ago

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Scrooge McCock
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1 year ago

i love this

RockyDude47
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1 year ago

This is why you should read your horoscopes people

Ysabel Guerra
Community Member
6 months ago

And I do

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desert29rat
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1 year ago

I like this.

Ysabel Guerra
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6 months ago

Im gonna use that when they say something dumb like "Oh! Sorry, didn't see you there, I'm a pisces and Pisces are always in their imaginations" omg! I hate those ppl

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6 months ago

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Sel Bonda
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1 year ago

Girl: Ok. Ok. I am Cancer. Thats why i crawled sideways, as if drunk!

Mark F.
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1 year ago

This comment could've gone a far worse direction than it did...

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James Grey
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1 year ago

Damn!!!🙌🙌🙌

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Dre Mosley
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1 year ago

Savage.

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Enuya
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1 year ago

Wel, that is how it works. Writing a few generalizations is quite a simple task - people find statements matching them, so they believe it. "You can make difficult decisions, but sometimes you are hesitant. You love your family and friends, but sometimes you find it difficult to understand them." Blah blah blah. It suits, literally, everybody - and that is a point.

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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1 year ago

Perfect! I love how people find these old paintings and fit them so wonderfully into such epic scenarios!

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David Viesta
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1 year ago

For those who might wonder, this picture depicts the exact reaction former president Obama had when he went to the White House after Trump's election, also complemented by his short mental dialogue: 'Well, time to compliment my successor." *sees Trump* "You know what? F*** it, I'm out."

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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1 year ago

Hahahaha.. The pic is epic!

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Kubu
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1 year ago

If somebody said something as stupid, then I guess it's right, that there isn't a match :)

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Lotte
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1 year ago

sagittarius is always forgotten :'(

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furious_lover
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1 year ago

......ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!

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Enuya
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1 year ago

If your dad's a Pisces, it gives even four...

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Kururi.Orihara
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1 year ago

I love looking at those, but I never take them seriously.

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Bumble
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1 year ago

This picture ruined Elmo's career.

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C
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1 year ago

HAH!!!!!

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Kaisu Rei
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1 year ago

When people try to excuse their abusive behaviour because of their zodiac sign

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The Girl on Fire
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1 year ago

Please don't do this.

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BlackestDawn
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1 year ago

"his Mercury"??? Does that mean we all have personal one?

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Nikki D
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1 year ago

Oooh I love this picture! Is it from RuPaul's drag race?

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Jo Smith
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1 year ago

Oh for the love of punctuation...

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M.A.D.
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1 year ago

- Hey Ron. - Hey Billy.

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Daria B
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1 year ago

Or better, MAKE your own destiny. ♥

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Misterscooter
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1 year ago

You be illin'.

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Carrie de Luka
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1 year ago

ARGH - not that flipping photo AGAIN.

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Dragon_knight56
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1 year ago

Where and how is pennywise born

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Chris Rü
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1 year ago

"Jungfrau Sophia, die himmlische und irdische Frau, die Mutter aller...." (written in old-German writing), cannot read last word), translates to "Virgin Sophia, the heavenly and earthly woman, Mother of all..."

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