High school yearbooks are not only meant for jocks and popular girls to brag about their dubious accomplishments but also for that quiet kid in your class to shine brightly with some hilarious quotes. Funny yearbook quotes, after all, are something to be remembered by.

When it comes to school yearbooks and writing that little senior quote next to your photo, it can be tough. It's just not always that easy to think of a good yearbook quote for all your classmates to remember you by when you can't even use the same amount of symbols for your cool quotes that are in a tweet. This is why sometimes the result can, later on, be embarrassing, hilarious, simply lame, or all of the above. But not for these kids, that is!

Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of people that have utterly slain the whole school quotes thing. We have sarcastic quotes, we have some savage quotes, and even some silly puns and high-class dad jokes. Whether these inscriptions were intentionally funny or not - they sure made us laugh! Keep on scrolling to take a look at the best yearbook quotes, and don't forget to vote for your favorites. We also wouldn't mind at all if you'd share your own funny quotes when you had a chance to make your own!

#1

I Got A Haircut And No One Noticed

I Got A Haircut And No One Noticed

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Yvonne Bernal
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bless her heart. I bet her sense of humor is always making people smile

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#2

High School Was Easy. It Was Like Riding A Bike. Except The Bike Was On Fire & The Ground Was On Fire & Everything Was On Fire Because It Was Hell

High School Was Easy. It Was Like Riding A Bike. Except The Bike Was On Fire & The Ground Was On Fire & Everything Was On Fire Because It Was Hell

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#4

The Happier We Get, The Less We See #Asian #Life

The Happier We Get, The Less We See #Asian #Life

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#5

I Got Kicked Out Of Hogwarts For Using Black Magic

I Got Kicked Out Of Hogwarts For Using Black Magic

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Phishcat
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His name does sound like something out of Harry Potter.

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#6

I Went Through Four Years Of High School Without Having Bad Hair Day

I Went Through Four Years Of High School Without Having Bad Hair Day

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#7

I'm Only 3 1/2 Minutes Younger... Best 3 1/2 Minutes Of My Life

I'm Only 3 1/2 Minutes Younger... Best 3 1/2 Minutes Of My Life

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#8

I'm That Nigerian Prince That Keeps Emailing You

I'm That Nigerian Prince That Keeps Emailing You

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, this one is clever and humorous...and noone but he himself may make that joke...

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#10

It's Hard Being A Single Mother, Especially When You Have No Children And Are A Teenage Male

It's Hard Being A Single Mother, Especially When You Have No Children And Are A Teenage Male

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#11

I Hate Having To Explain To Everyone Why I Wear A Hijab But If Everyone Must Know: Voldemort Has Possessed Me And His Face Is Living On The Back Of My Head

I Hate Having To Explain To Everyone Why I Wear A Hijab But If Everyone Must Know: Voldemort Has Possessed Me And His Face Is Living On The Back Of My Head

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#12

Just Because You're A Trash Doesn't Mean You Can't Do Great Things. It's Called Garbage Can, Not Garbage Cannot

Just Because You're A Trash Doesn't Mean You Can't Do Great Things. It's Called Garbage Can, Not Garbage Cannot

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Yvonne Bernal
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I gotta wonder if this guy doesn't consider himself 'trash' and why?

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#13

I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women, I Don't Like Coffee

I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women, I Don't Like Coffee

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Stille20
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would be great if this was his coming out moment, but I'm guessing everyone already knew.

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#14

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Black

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Black

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#15

No, I Did Not Have A Farm

No, I Did Not Have A Farm

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#16

'Don't Use That Stupid Lumberjack Photo' -Mom

'Don't Use That Stupid Lumberjack Photo' -Mom

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#17

I Hate My Name

I Hate My Name

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#18

Master Has Given Megan A High School Diploma, Megan Is Freeeee!

Master Has Given Megan A High School Diploma, Megan Is Freeeee!

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#19

I Would Like To Tank My Arms For Always Being By My Side. My Legs Forh Always Supporting Me And Finally My Fingers; Because I Could Always Count On Them

I Would Like To Tank My Arms For Always Being By My Side. My Legs Forh Always Supporting Me And Finally My Fingers; Because I Could Always Count On Them

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#20

I've Been A Ho My Whole Life

I've Been A Ho My Whole Life

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#21

The 'S' Is Silent

The 'S' Is Silent

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#22

I Was Planned. I Was Not.

I Was Planned. I Was Not.

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#23

"No, Xenia, Your Senior Quote Can't Be 'fries Before Guys.'"- Dad

"No, Xenia, Your Senior Quote Can't Be 'fries Before Guys.'"- Dad

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#24

Why Fall In Love When You Can Fall Asleep

Why Fall In Love When You Can Fall Asleep

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#25

Waking Up Is The Second Hardest Thing In The Morning

Waking Up Is The Second Hardest Thing In The Morning

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Crystllee
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm surprised the school let that one "stand"...

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#26

"why You No Doctor Yet?" - Dad

"why You No Doctor Yet?" - Dad

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#27

I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight

I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight

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#28

I Look Better In Person

I Look Better In Person

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Yvonne Bernal
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He probably does. I think he's a good looking guy who doesn't take such great photos.

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#29

Sometimes When My Neighbor Is Gone, I Roll Around In Her Garden And Pretend I'm Carrot

Sometimes When My Neighbor Is Gone, I Roll Around In Her Garden And Pretend I'm Carrot

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Superluminal1
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet his neighbor is surprised when he turnip in her garden.

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#30

You Got To Enjoy The Little Things In Life, Like Blowing Bubbles. They Call Me Bubbles In The Classroom, Because I'm Always Rising To The Top

You Got To Enjoy The Little Things In Life, Like Blowing Bubbles. They Call Me Bubbles In The Classroom, Because I'm Always Rising To The Top

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#31

I Had To Put My Grades Up For Adoption Because I Couldn't Raise Them

I Had To Put My Grades Up For Adoption Because I Couldn't Raise Them

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Anna Brandigi
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Now, the roof is not my son, but I will raise it" is going to be mine

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#32

I Spent 113,880 Hours Of My Life For A Paper And A Handshake

I Spent 113,880 Hours Of My Life For A Paper And A Handshake

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Sweep the Leg
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Easiest 113,880 hours of your life, sweetie. It's all downhill from there.

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#33

I Am Not Vegetarian Because I Love Animals; I Am A Vegetarian Because I Hate Plants

I Am Not Vegetarian Because I Love Animals; I Am A Vegetarian Because I Hate Plants

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#34

Ctrl + C , Ctrl + V

Ctrl + C , Ctrl + V

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River Smith
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who names their kid dollar. although my name is river so i can't talk

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#35

I Always Knew Brooke Would End Up On Top Of Me

I Always Knew Brooke Would End Up On Top Of Me

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Yvonne Bernal
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awwe.. Perhaps the yearbook was the only place he got to 'make it' with Brooke

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#36

Knock Knock. Who's There? Not The Triplets. We Graduated

Knock Knock. Who's There? Not The Triplets. We Graduated

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#37

Of Course I Dress Well, I Didn't Spend All The Time In The Closet For Nothing

Of Course I Dress Well, I Didn't Spend All The Time In The Closet For Nothing

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Kateřina Eff
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's obviously a gay joke and a great one :D

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#38

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness

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Stille20
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... well that is actually a really interesting quote

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#39

'Just Give Me My Diploma And Pronounce My Name Correctly' - Every African Kid Ever

'Just Give Me My Diploma And Pronounce My Name Correctly' - Every African Kid Ever

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#40

Bet You Didn't Know This Was Even An Option

Bet You Didn't Know This Was Even An Option

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#41

The Next Quote Is A Lie. The Previous Quote Is Telling The Truth

The Next Quote Is A Lie. The Previous Quote Is Telling The Truth

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#42

Yes, That Is My Actual Last Name

Yes, That Is My Actual Last Name

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Yvonne Bernal
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can top that - I went to school with a guy whose FIRST name was Gaylord.

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#43

"what Is Better? To Be Born Good Or To Overcome Your Evil Nature Through Great Effort?" - Paarthurnax, Skyrim

"what Is Better? To Be Born Good Or To Overcome Your Evil Nature Through Great Effort?" - Paarthurnax, Skyrim

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This girl must be popular with the geeks! Even I find quoting a fictional dragon cool...

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#44

"you Can't See Me" - John Cena

"you Can't See Me" - John Cena

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#45

My A's Turned To B's And So Did My Grades, God Bless

My A's Turned To B's And So Did My Grades, God Bless

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#46

Education Is Important But Big Biceps Are Importanter

Education Is Important But Big Biceps Are Importanter

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#47

I Do Have A Soul

I Do Have A Soul

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Tiny Dynamine
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She was obviously having doubts about becoming a Republican.

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#48

Honey! Where Is My Super Suit!!!

Honey! Where Is My Super Suit!!!

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#49

Daniel And The Cooler Daniel

Daniel And The Cooler Daniel

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#50

I Am Not Amith. I Am A Legend

I Am Not Amith. I Am A Legend

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#51

100 Character Limit For Our Senior Quote? That Seems Unfair. We Refuse To Be Constrained By These Ru

100 Character Limit For Our Senior Quote? That Seems Unfair. We Refuse To Be Constrained By These Ru

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#52

Not Pregnant, Just Eatin' Good

Not Pregnant, Just Eatin' Good

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#53

Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else

Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else

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Long Joan Silver
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tried being Miley Cyrus once, but then the people that work at Bunnings Warehouse told me to stop licking their hammers

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#54

It's Not Enough That I Should Succeed - Other Should Fail

It's Not Enough That I Should Succeed - Other Should Fail

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that "Yeah, sure" and "It's insane" on the surrounding pictrues? And I propose "Other should not only fail, I want to see them suffer." as an addition.

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#55

That Wasn't Like High School Musical At All

That Wasn't Like High School Musical At All

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#56

See Kids, I Told You I Was Sexy In High School

See Kids, I Told You I Was Sexy In High School

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#57

Goodbye Everyone, I'll Remember You All In Therapy

Goodbye Everyone, I'll Remember You All In Therapy

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#58

(f) Fluorine (u) Uranium (c) Carbon (k) Potassium (bi) Bismuth (tc) Technetium (he) Helium (s) Sulfur (ge) Germanium (tm) Thulium (o) Oxygen (ne) Neon (y) Yttrium.

(f) Fluorine (u) Uranium (c) Carbon (k) Potassium (bi) Bismuth (tc) Technetium (he) Helium (s) Sulfur (ge) Germanium (tm) Thulium (o) Oxygen (ne) Neon (y) Yttrium.

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The Cappy
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A quote she'll be able to look back on with pride. And her family, with illumination.