50 Of The Worst Hotel And Airbnb Fails
Most of us associate hotels and Airbnbs with holidays—a special time that doesn't come around too often. A time we want to make the most out of. So, naturally, we're super excited to get away, stay in a lovely hotel, and chill by the pool. Just relax. However, sometimes our expectations aren't met. Maybe the carpet design makes our room look like a bloody crime scene, or maybe the ceiling of your bathroom is so low, you have to kneel in order to take a piss. To remind you not to skip the reviews before booking, Bored Panda has compiled a list of hotel and Airbnb fails that aren't doing these establishments any favors. Continue scrolling and check out the pictures!
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This Poorly Translated Food Menu From A Hotel In Saudi Arabia
I would like to order A Regular Erika, To feel it, on A luxury sofa, Thank you, Hummus.
"Blindfolded, ordinary"...? How sure are we that this is just a food menu?
Hhmmm I’m having trouble deciding between “she is suspicious of cheese” or “tomato meat.”
If I had a restaurant, I would name my dishes these and watch people try to seriously order "A Regular Erica"
'Metal suspicion'...i am thinking about starting a band with that name. Anyone want to join? :D
Tuna is a problem in my house too. It's a Popular Problem I guess. My daughter, she is Suspicious of Cheese. Actually, she is Foul with Cheese. It always has her Dumping Thickness. But then again, she is just a Regular Erika. When it gets really bad, she sits on A Luxury Sofa even though it is My Property. I get very Worried. I have a Mental Suspicion and a Normal Doupt that she is actually lactose intolerant. After A Normal Day, she became a vegan. Thank You, Hummus, you saved the day again!
"Tuna is a problem" sounds pretty much like food poisoning. Stay away from that! :D
I'll have a "Tuna is a problem", with a "Boycott" on the side and a "Popular Problem" to go please!
Is it really saying "she's suspicious of cheese"??? Now I really wonder what are these actually. Do we have someone who can translate it correctly?
"Worried" (3rd column, 7th from the bottom) might describe how your stomach feels afterwards. Best Engrish I've seen so far.
I would turn the whole list into a surrealistic poem : "Beans, gentlemen. A period of masters ; a period of cream. Baking with honey, Applied to cheese ? Metal suspicion ! Popular problem ! Dumping thickness : accuracy of sheep meat. White eyes, Royal blindfolded, a luxury sofa - its loop is in Cornflex. Boycotting cheese, Slicing of chickpeas... Normal doubt. Friday, not a problem ; After one day, Fool industrial, full problem. Liver with cheese, liver liver with cheese."
Ain't nobody want that fancy Erika, just give me that regular Erika.
I'm going with "dumping thickness" I do it all the time.
I would like a luxury sofa, 2 portions of a popular problem and some foul metal please
I'll have one luxury sofa, please. And could you add extra mustard- That would be nice.
Tuna is a problem. Beans, gentlemen. She is too suspicious of cheese, which is Not a Problem.
hmmm... ill order the "A regular Erika" with a side of "Tuna is a problem" and for desert i'll take the "Not a problem"
What amazes me is with three lessons to go, and I can translate a good amount of this - in Ancient Egyptian but the. symbol are in Aribac
I'll have the Chicken Dump Truck special, with a side of Frying Cheese.
This reminds of a menu item on a Chinese food menu in Rome, Italy: Chicken Wept by Cart. It would crack me up every time we had lunch at that restaurant!
I feel like I ate at the restaurant this menu came from, when I was living there. It looks very familiar.
“She is suspicious of cheese” yeah I don’t think I’ll be eating there
Mmmm...it all sounds so good, doesn't it? I might have the chicken dump truck for starters, please - is that gluten free, by the way?...and then...the blindfolded ordinary - no wait, what the hell, I'll have the Royal blindfolded - you only live once, don't you? - and to drink...umm... I think a foul flip red. And what will you have, my love?
Tomato meat? I'm trying to imagine a tomato with meat flesh. Instead of regular tomato 🍅 flesh. Eek!
Hard to choose between the Green Dish, the Boycott and the Blindfold. They all sound so good...
I'll have a Regular Erika with Normal Doubt and some Tuna is a Problem on the side.
I readthe last one as "tomato meat with humans" I was like woah buddy
I would like Metal suspicion with a side of worried and tomato meat please.
I'll have some foul metal with a side of ordinary blindfold and a tall glass of normal doubt to drink. Thank you, hummus!
For starters I'll take a regular Erika...not the crazy one. I will also like tomato meat-what animal is that from? I' like a side of foul metal, and stir fried with hummus. Unsure what is being stir fried, but they, I like adventure. For dessert I would like some worried and will wash it down with boycotting cheese. Of course I'll take a luxury sofa!
I'll have a serving of the number 15 Worried, because that's what I am about this menu
I'll have Normal doubt and Metal suspicion that's A regular Erika Dumping Thickness on A luxury sofa at Qishta Restaurant.
I'll have the luxury sofa, a period of cream a d a regular Erika please.
"She is suspicious of Cheese."- The opening song to the new broadway show "The suspicious Cheese: a lactose intolerance story." Featuring such hits as "Tune With Cheese," "Foul With Cheese," "Frying Cheese," and the final big number, "Liver Liver With Cheese."
She is suspicious of cheese. I don't know why but this calls out to me. Metal suspicion - would make a great band name
Uh yep, i would like to have some applied to meat with applied to cheese please?
what do you mean poorly translated? this is bloody genius. 'Beans, gentlemen'
Ah yes, my favorite foods - restaurant and tuna beans, with a side of To Feel It
I’ll have a plate of chicken dump truck with a side of worried. I think for dessert I’ll have a plate of my property.
I lived in that hideous country in the late 1990s and that was the least of the horrors I encountered. Saudi Arabia is 'Trumpian' in its disregard for basic human values.
Something tells me, however, that we shouldn't expect hotels and Airbnbs to fix these problems anytime soon. Their main priority right now is survival. In November, 71% of hoteliers said they won't make it another six months without further federal assistance given current and projected travel demand, and 77% of hotels reported they will be forced to lay off more workers. Without further government assistance, nearly half (47%) of respondents indicated they would be forced to close hotels. More than one-third of hotels said they will be facing bankruptcy or be forced to sell by the end of 2020.
My Hotel's "Pool Area"
I Reserved An Airbnb With A Sea View. Can't Complain
The package includes a second round of PPP funding and other benefits that will help the hospitality industry.
"The legislation contains many of the provisions AHLA has advocated for, including a second round of Paycheck Protection Program loans, increasing the size of PPP loans to 3.5 times payroll and making PPP loan expenses tax-deductible," Rogers explained. "This will provide a critical lifeline for hotels and other businesses that have been decimated by the pandemic. Other hotel industry priorities include a one-year extension for Troubled Debt Restructuring (TDR) relief so that banks can continue working with borrowers to gain additional forbearance and debt relief, business meal deductibility through 2022, and expanded Employee Retention Tax Credit."
While this relief is welcome, leaders want to believe that it is just the beginning. "More will be needed to restore the 4.5 million travel jobs lost in the travel and tourism industry, but the process that produced this agreement is hopefully a positive sign for what will be possible to achieve in the next Congress,” Roger Dow, president/CEO, U.S. Travel Association, said.
Anything for you guys. Just save this list and deal with the issues in the pictures after the pandemic is over, OK?
The Cleaner At The Hotel In Egypt, Made This Towel-Monkey, And Dressed It In My Used Boxers
don't be a hater! that's funny and the cleaner is quite talented :)
Came Back To The Hotel Room And Found This. It's The Thought That Counts
That's actually nice... This might be from a country that doesn't speak english and the cleaners might not be good at english.
The Bathroom In Our Airbnb Was Rather Small
From A French Airbnb Alternative
Asked My Driver To Take Me To A Cheap Hotel, Found This On The Room Door
Flat Carpet In A Hotel In Cologne, Germany Imitating A Curvy Surface
Apparently Our Hotel Took Our Request For A Mini-Fridge Very Literally. Banana For Scale
The Pool At My Hotel In Birmingham, Alabama. Yes, Those Are Toilets
When You Just Want To Be Alone In Your Hotel Room Bathroom, But It Has A Window For No Reason
It Looks Like The Hotel Cart Ran Someone Over And Is Tracking Their Blood Through The Halls
LMAO, A HIT AND RUN CASE! There should be a movie based on this: The hotel cart which ran over a million guests and ruined the carpet.
I Raise You My Hotel Pool In Jeju Circa 2017
The Door Stopper At My Hotel. I Present The "Toe Buster 5000"
This Hotel Bathroom "Tile" Wall Is Actually Just Numerous Pictures Of Denim-Clad Butts
Girlfriends View From The Bed Of Our Hotel Room
Went To A Hotel, Paid Extra For A Room With A Bigger TV
