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Marriage is all about compromise. That's the idea anyway. But compromise has many meanings. And sometimes it means doing what your wife tells you to do and accepting that she's right, regardless of how much evidence you have to the contrary.

Take a look at these hilarious tweets to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list is sure to resonate with husbands and wives everywhere. Because while how to load a dishwasher correctly or how to put the milk back in the fridge properly are essential discussion points for any marriage, sometimes it helps to remember that a happy wife means a happy life. Sometimes.

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    So, who's going to clean the litterbox?

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my husband still talks about that one time he washed A DISH! (1992)

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So all husbands are just like this? I thought he might get smarter over time ... guess I just have to deal with it!

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand, he should be proud :D

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    Omg, they get a cold and they're such cry babies!

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is one of them about loading a dishwasher correctly?

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because you always asking her where they are, when they right in front of you.

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you use the bathroom at your single guy friend's house, and there's a hand towel, DO NOT use it... best to let your hands air dry.

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    I'm already doing a list to help the investigators in the future... Lol

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends would he wait while you get snacks? If the answer is no, press play!

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He might need a brain transplant first!

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a real thing, even in same sex relationships. Everyone has their comfort temp

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like the low fat, sugar-free cookies in our house. What's the point?!

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    Don't worry, you're funnier...

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously! I seem to be the only one who lives here that always has to change the roll! Four ppl live here!!

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Because he drags them all over the house, the car, the garage or God knows where else!!

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Are you using my shirts again?" "Why my shirts are your pijamas?" Same thing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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