Just like in 2015 and 2016, women have been posting a fair share of hilarious tweets since 2017. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest ones, and they will crack you up no matter what gender you are or how bad a day you're having.

From optimizing their shopping trips to figuring out their parents, the minds behind these hilarious tweets certainly know how to blend humor with insightful comments. Scroll down to check out why you still need a Twitter account and upvote your favorite jokes!

#1

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UnburntWitch Report

MauKini 10 months ago

Haha.. thats funny :)

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#2

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ScribnerSierra Report

ImAmazingAndUsedToBeNotOnFire 10 months ago

Awe that's really sweet of him! :)

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#3

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Kjorn 10 months ago

is this the snake from the 'Black' album from metallica? he's famous!!!

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#4

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kimkarDASHA Report

Lilith 10 months ago

Iโ€™m with ya. I could probably power the world

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#5

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Yvonne Blau 10 months ago

hahaha, this needs to be further up

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#6

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SierraHighKey Report

John L 10 months ago

Moral: Always get a Second Opinion.

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#8

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Suzana Stantic Repas 10 months ago

lol :DDDD

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#10

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Nikki D 10 months ago

Love it.

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#11

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issasassybitch Report

Miriam Brose 10 months ago

My boyfriend would make a picture and send it to me via WhatsApp. ๐Ÿ˜Š

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#12

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_lucyppp Report

Johanna-Nicollette Kidd 10 months ago

Im sure they have something wrong with those light, I feel human&then look in the mirrors when Im out,&I know Im a Martian! :((

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#13

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ifthehoefits Report

mulk 10 months ago

Yeah, or buy a big dildo in a transparent bag and take a picture of your husband's face!

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#14

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mulk 10 months ago

Or an older one, who scream at you in an old and forgotten language! (F'tagn, Shub'Niggurate...!)

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alivingiano Report

Stille20 10 months ago

They even managed to work Phelps into discussions at the winter Olympics... though they spent a LOT of time on Lindsay Vonn... mostly trying to make her cry.

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#16

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aardvarsk Report

Daniel Mallory 10 months ago

I wonder if that happens to other people or if it it happens to her often

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#17

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gossipgriii Report

-LittlePotato- 10 months ago

Thatโ€™s me right there

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#18

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BienSur_JeTaime Report

Yvonne Blau 10 months ago

also true with mushrooms

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#19

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bevtgooden Report

Teal Cat 10 months ago

I want that trash bag.

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#20

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ashleyn1cole Report

Ladies and Gentlemen 10 months ago

My Crush texts : Hi; Me: On Amazon start searching "wedding suits".

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#21

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k3llytweets Report

Jilltdcatlady 10 months ago

My hubs was in the National Guard and his group would practice recon in the S.C. swamps with 100% accuracy. Ask him to get old blankets and drop them off at Goodwill and he doesn't know where the spare closet is!

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#22

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John L 10 months ago

Flexible Response: always keep 'em guessing. 00-Yep-5a9...f54e71.gif 00-Yep-5a96afdf54e71.gif

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#23

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charstarlene Report

Terror from Beyond Space 10 months ago

It always helps to get something off your chest.

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#24

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lolacoaster Report

Mary Pat Mitchell 10 months ago

In my 50's I wish I was as fat as I was in my 40's.

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#25

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jadepops1999 Report

ADHORTATOR 10 months ago

smart....

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#26

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martischodt Report

Connie Martin 10 months ago

Focus on the pockets hahahaha yes!

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#27

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Giorgio Prodoti 10 months ago

story of my life

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#28

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cecimula Report

Venera Krasniqi 10 months ago

But what was his answer? xD''

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#29

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maryjennaa Report

Jilltdcatlady 10 months ago

Me: Anxious, faster, and pretending to tolerate other humans.

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#30

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otaaee Report

Smoofy 10 months ago

My baby cousin said she wants to be a dinosaur. Same though...

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#31

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Louiiiise 10 months ago

Honestly I didn't think I'd see it in my lifetime. Please make it last!

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#32

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Parkerlawyer Report

Haylee Evans 10 months ago

lmao

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#33

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rebekahGbutler Report

Meike Henneman 10 months ago

Good tip for cases of halloween party

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#34

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diopter Report

Beeps 10 months ago

Why is this one not at the top???

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#35

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tarynland Report

Crystal Hickman 10 months ago

Awwwww that's cute

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#36

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girlontapas Report

Jilltdcatlady 10 months ago

Google Earth... Hey, Look, the neighbors got a new puppy... Experienced Introvert.

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#37

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champagnefeeI Report

Mel 10 months ago

This. So much, this.

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#38

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finah Report

Teal Cat 10 months ago

Poor Ariana.

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#39

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helloitsmeaga1n Report

Jilltdcatlady 10 months ago

*Sent at 8:23!!

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#40

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laurdiy Report

Just Amiable 10 months ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜‚ Right above the dogs nose... His black marks are shaped like .. Nevermind, y'all will see it ๐Ÿ˜‚

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#41

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allmenaintshit Report

Daria B 10 months ago

There are men who will be so sensitive that they'll emotionally accuse a woman of being too emotional and unstable.

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#42

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kellyblaus Report

Steve 10 months ago

He was willing to THROW AWAY PIZZA for you? He's a keeper, then. Or mentally unstable.

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#43

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TheWriterJess Report

Molly Tallmadge 10 months ago

OMFG YESS there's still a 19 cent pay gap!!!!!1

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#44

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girlposts Report

Jilltdcatlady 10 months ago

The one on the right looks like a bar bouncer.

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#45

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mommywhitfield Report

CelSlade 10 months ago

XD

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#46

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megansharrod Report

Teal Cat 10 months ago

Show your face anyway! Be proud of who you are.

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#47

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DebbyRyan Report

Daria B 10 months ago

This one is poetry. I like it.

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#48

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everywhereist Report

Kate Yeti 10 months ago

Seriously, how hard is it to keep your hands to yourself? That's, like, 90% of what they teach in kindergarten.

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#49

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Nadine Ducca 10 months ago

That little drumstick is too cute.

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#50

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ShangHiiieee Report

Neeraj Jha 10 months ago

When she finds out abt it, her husband would actually be playing the game of Life and Death.

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#51

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Dawn Baik 10 months ago

literally just laughed out loud by myself at work - people are going to think i'm nuts

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#52

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AbbyHasIssues Report

Daniel Mallory 10 months ago

for guys it mostly a pint of beer

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#53

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Allayna 10 months ago

I dont know why but I read this in an irish accent XD

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#54

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Haylee Evans 10 months ago

lol

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#55

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Haylee Evans 10 months ago

i want to give it to someone now lol

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#56

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trustmedaddy Report

Thomas Kolev 10 months ago

I did that all the time. Made me feel like Batman.

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#57

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_ElizabethMay Report

athornedrose 10 months ago

this right here tho

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#58

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Molly_Kats Report

Lily Slivka 10 months ago

When you already told them earlier.

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#59

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JelianMercado Report

Chenoa Schott 10 months ago

They are so stingy with the samples that you get when you order online from Sephora. That is if you even recieve the samples lol

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#60

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allisonkollins Report

Jill Rhoads 10 months ago

Not to mention that piece of ass can be positive while half-ass is negative. Saw that on 9-gag today: https://9gag.com/gag/aPjBNmB

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#61

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pfelffer Report

Kate Yeti 10 months ago

Ahh, sweet Facebook memories... ;)

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#62

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M_AlBinAli Report

Haylee Evans 10 months ago

lol

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#63

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hannahmosk Report

MauKini 10 months ago

Ahahahahahaha... <3

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#64

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living_marble Report

Jilltdcatlady 10 months ago

You keep saying threat like you don't know what it means...

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#65

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ziwe Report

Teal Cat 10 months ago

This is so true.

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#66

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maughammom Report

J Perry 10 months ago

In England they have a kind of cupcake that is called fairy cakes. Also a cute name for it a think๐Ÿ˜Š

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#67

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SardonicTart Report

Jesse Saving 10 months ago

This is my gf when i'm depressed

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#68

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sylvia__north Report

Nikki D 10 months ago

Is there even a male equivalent to RBF?

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#69

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nwalks Report

#70

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Allison_Tolman Report

Alib 10 months ago

Basically men are learning a little bit of what's it like to be a woman. Next step: Let's be kind humans all together!

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#71

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aparnapkin Report

Alib 10 months ago

Yesssss!

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#72

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dory Report

Laury M. 10 months ago

"Don't cling to a mistake simply because you've spent a lot of time making it."

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#73

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FelicityHannah Report

maranda davis 10 months ago

that's adorable

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#74

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MarciaBelsky Report

PyroarRanger 10 months ago

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#75

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keyanaland Report

Yvonne Blau 10 months ago

...and you're not even engaged...

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#76

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katewillett Report

Blue Cicada 10 months ago

Or a man who roots for you the same way he roots for a professional team of athletes he's never going to meet in person.

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#77

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itsnottina_ Report

Nikki D 10 months ago

That would drive me crazy!

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#78

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itstinatbh Report

#79

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keelythepest Report

Aahzmandus Pervect 10 months ago

Codeword for "wealthy".

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#80

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copymama Report

athornedrose 10 months ago

same

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#81

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mariaisabelsev Report

Haylee Evans 10 months ago

me

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#82

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chrissyteigen Report

Emily Hisel 10 months ago

downvote for the comment, you hurtful piece of crap.

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