If you’re in need of a pick-me-up, then we’ve got a treat for you. [Drumroll] We present to you Bored Panda’s collection of the funniest and wittiest recent Twitter posts made by women. Scroll down, enjoy, and remember to upvote your faves! If you’re still craving for some more female Twitter humor, check out our earlier post when you’re done with this list.
It’s no surprise that a lot of the tweets that people post nowadays are related to the coronavirus pandemic. From funny quips to comments about 2020 being full of unpleasant surprises, the women of Twitter are experts at poking fun at what’s trending.
We all know how important humor is for feeling well—and it’s more important than ever with some of us stuck at home during the quarantine and feeling the effects of cabin fever, and others working essential jobs and putting themselves at risk.
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That is so cool. I never got to see our snake shed coz she would do it at night time when we were asleep.
Laughing, especially during difficult times, has a ton of pros. Studies show that laughter reduces anxiety, negative emotions, and helps keep your blood pressure in check! Not only that, but humor also improves our blood circulation, boosts our immune system, relieves pain, and calms down our stress hormones. It’s the perfect antidote for all the challenges that 2020 keeps throwing our way.
Now, obviously, having a good laugh isn’t the only thing that makes us feel good. Moving lots, eating well, and getting plenty of sleep are all incredibly important for your health. So make sure that you’re exercising and eating something other than junk food and ice cream during the lockdown, Pandas. And keep on smiling, especially when things seem grim! Watching stand-up comedy shows and funny movies can really help when you’re feeling blue.
Hahaha, I remember this. No one in my household even eats avocado and yet we still can’t afford to buy a house.
However, professional female comedians have a hard time in the industry. Though there are more and more women doing stand-up comedy, some people still cling to the idea that it’s a “male-centric profession.”
Journalist, political expert, and stand-up comedian Ayesha Hazarika writes in The Guardian that being a woman is no barrier to being funny. “Funny is funny,” she sums up her point of view. “Talent and humor is everywhere. Opportunity is not.”
According to her, diversity matters in comedy because audiences appreciate hearing unique and quirky stories about life. Variety is what’s important because it’s interesting for the audience.
In my neck of the woods it would be a toilet roll for some eggs, or even flour!
I just always assumed that you were supposed to take pillows uselessly cluttering up the couch and throw them out the window. Hence "throw pillow".
Oh my gosh i just noticed that's the singer i listen to mxmtoon lmao hah
Just imagine how much worse it would be if this was 20 years ago.
I could go for a Wendy’s chocolate thickshake with extra flavour and a yummy hot dog.
As someone who lives in a house that gets all day sun & I don't have air conditioning...it actually feels like hells fire in the Summer. My bedroom gets so hot it's like sleeping in a sauna 😰
The iconic Karen Smith look on her face (yes, I know its from mamma mia! but, The look is just like Karens...)
Seeing how many computer related problems can be resolved by turning something off and on again, I don't see anything wrong with that.
For those wondering, this is a real photo. It was taken in the 1990s and used in a Patagonia catalogue.
I have zero interest in watching this show, but lots of interest in seeing the men of this show dressed like the women. It's normal and necessary for them to be wearing some of those sling thongs in all promotional material, to convey the feeling that they too are objects. Oh wait, people aren't objects?
I always pronounced it Chick Filler, coz that's what it says (we don't have this chain in the UK). Found out recently it's supposed to be Chick Fillay, LMAO. We pronounce 'fillet' as 'fillitt', so that would explain my mistake.
My daughter works at cracker barrel. Before they shut down customers were stealing the toilet paper.
For anyone wondering what it says: -Started making it -Had a breakdown -Bon appetite
This means "package of care" in the medical field....(I realise this is not what this person is alluding to though)
Haha, I thought it was one of those super hairy caterpillars.
Here's the bottom part of the picture, and yes, I also did wake up. bottom-5ea...325be7.jpg 
Uumm... BIG NO!!! Joe Exotic was only in it for the money. $$$ Killed young tigers simply because they were of no financial use to him any longer.
DAMN, that was quite good..you really need to have clicked on the little name below to see it in it's full form..pity l came through AFTER the voting finished..
yes..well l was..I'm hoping it was because you climbed the machine to access the shelf and slipped..hopefully..
Seriously? Posted by women? Things are going way too far with this unhealty "feminism". Why don't we just treat everybody like a human being, not man or woman?
Hans has gone mad during quarantine. He's turned into his own evil troll twin!
Editing needs a little work, website. Pictures are cropped and videos are not functionnal, making half of these pointless.
Seriously? Posted by women? Things are going way too far with this unhealty "feminism". Why don't we just treat everybody like a human being, not man or woman?
Hans has gone mad during quarantine. He's turned into his own evil troll twin!
Editing needs a little work, website. Pictures are cropped and videos are not functionnal, making half of these pointless.
