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It might be the 21st century, but that doesn't mean that some people's attitudes aren't still stuck in the Stone Age. But as you can see from these hilariously cutting tweets, the women who wrote them are determined to rise up against chauvinism, gender stereotyping, and general male assholery that is sadly still so prevalent in today's society. So if you're tired of lame pick up lines, obnoxious cat-callers, irritating gender expectations and the same-old Hollywood casting cliches, you're sure to find something to relate to in this collection of tweets compiled by Bored Panda. Don't forget to vote for the best!

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right!? You just flirted with a girl with giant painted on cat eyes. You didn't think that was real.

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AcousticGString
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its ridiculous that women still get "The blame" for getting pregnant, and the bulk of the responsibility when men bail. To many guys aren't paying child support, which, btw, is much more expensive than buying condoms! Yes, both are to blame as it takes 2 to get pregnant, but only one is left with the result 9mos later.

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Regina Dew
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't care how awesome Phelps is, tying for Silver isn't as awesome as setting a WORLD RECORD! She is 19 years old!

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am afraid this is not possible for the US president's Twitter account.

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think both men and women can be very cryptic, and the reason behind it is typically the same. Be direct - risk rejection, or hint around, to put feelers out. Mind games are exhausting. I'd rather get rejected, than waste time on guessing games.

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also all the food is there.... also a lot of the household poisons... and knives... and water supply. It sounds like a good move strategically

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why start wearing it in the first place? This pretty much connects to this "girl's life" magazine...

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Sweep the Leg
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like 20's were really a time of trying to figure out life, adulthood, myself... There's something to be said about being in 30's. You're confident in who you are. Suddenly, other people's judgments don't mean as much as they used to.

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Jonathan Eatsalot
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To bad women can;t escape their own expectations. They are usually much worse then anyone elses

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Veronica Hufana
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For real, that s**t easily adds 45+ lbs to your situation. Far too heavy, not worth the weight.

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Cat Meow
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No need to ever wear it, dear. Who cares what other people think you should be wearing at any point in your life

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Jeanna
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 45 and I dress like a college student because I am a college student again...I wear hoodies, Converse sneakers, tank tops etc. and I don't care if anyone doesn't like it.

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Jahnia Delgado
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men want u to strip then u strip that off and that will be ALLL

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Jaguar Paw
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1 things dudes should do right now, sit down with this woman, tell her that she's stupid, and drop her off a roof, but with a net.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would just add "Little girl's clothes, because they won't fit".

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or experienced Taco Tuesday, or had multiple orgasms, or done any number of things. That statement makes it sound like everything after marriage is downhill.

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H-Money
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you don´t have to read a history textbook, just the morning news, there´s a drama queen named Donald Trump

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never read that garbage as kid. Highlights, National Geographic, and Archies comics.

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Luna Clara
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@Kali Pavata I have to agree with you that this poem describes arguing with a moron in a toxic relationship more than mansplaining. But believe me mansplaining is real. You are lucky when you never had to experience it. But it can be really discouraging and uncomfortable when there is a group of men trying to teach you better although you knew the correct answer or way of doing something before.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry to be a smart a*s, but punch cards were invented for sewing machines and the first coders were in fact women. Without women such as Ada Lovelace and Grace Hopper, Computer Science would not be where it is today. Thinking that women are unskilled by gender when it comes to computer is plainly stupid.

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Cat Meow
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah... how about we get an apology for having to take pills that inevitably change our hormones just so you don't have to put a condom on. But honestly, wtf. Imagine being in a relationship and then having to apologize for THIS. Yeah, I'd end the relationship right there.

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Veronica Hufana
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, that sounds like a good game of bar tab chicken...#TshirtWorthy

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Anna Brandigi
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He told me to get back in the kitchen on xbox live and I just needed to have him

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would it be more impressive if he was 20? Basic urban surviving skills even in case of spontaneous McD shutdowns are not impressive.

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Brandi Dickerson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reclameshit2015 2016 - I bet it gets lonely communicating with your hand every night, but that's probably easier to communicate with than a woman who has her own thoughts and emotions. Considering how condescending and ill-thought out your comment was, I highly doubt you have many people clamoring to do something fun with you.

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Mimis Nachbarin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol. Or as J.K. Rowling said "Maybe because gay people just look like... people?"

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Aunt Messy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Walk straight ahead, don't make eye contact, and don't dodge when men are coming at you on the sidewalk. It freaks them out no end...and they step aside every single time. Try it! It's fun!

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Madeline Tuohey
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once a someone told me " why don't you come on over here baby and shake that thang" I was 9 he was 11

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Sweep the Leg
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My personal deodorant favorites on men are "Drywall," "I Once Killed a Grizzly while Hunting," and "Ever Seen One this Big?" ;)

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it more scary to have these "gamer girls" channels on youtube where essentially the only purpose seems to be to show cleavage while streaming. It is ridiculous in many ways...

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Cassie
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't wear makeup. Nobody has ever indicated to me that I look ill. 0.o

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Cat Meow
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or by "saving her", because women are usually played out as a damsel in distress. Yeah, I can take care of myself just fine, thank you very much screenwriters

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Shari H
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uggs, Kardashians, and fantasy football suck. I love pumpkin spice and any decent beer. I am ambivalent about cargo shorts. Now, let us discuss true tragedies...men who wear work boots but not for work, and women who wear pink camo. Shame on you all!

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Master Markus
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But only the female ones. Relevant: http://oglaf.com/bitterfruit/

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meh, changing character's gender is different. Imagine the react to Bridget Jones as a man. LOL... I want to see that as a movie

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, what? How could you -not- be proud to have an intelligent partner? Who gives a f what gender they are! I get that it sucks if your partner is so competitive, they would rather outdo and belittle you, than thrive with you. But barring that, I can’t fathom spending x-ty years talking about inane b******t. I thought we already established that smart is sexy. Who still thinks this way?

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why against men? This would bother me, a girl, just as much it would probably bother any other fan, regardless of gender.

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Jeanna
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always cringe at the term "real women" to describe curvier women...Real women are of every shape and size.

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7 years ago

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Did you know this is almost at the bottom because being passive-aggressive is gender neutral, meaning both sides are guilty of it because, y'know, we're all humans.

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Mimis Nachbarin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

cool game! did it once. had a lot of fun. man never talked to me again, but who cares...

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Cat Meow
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considering to put a Potato Head mouth in my bag to just place that on my mouth next time someone tells me to smile

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men do it way more than women do,though yes there are unimaginative ,full of themselves women too.Then there are the parents so conceited,that they call their children after both of themselves...Will Smith/Willow Smith,Jada Pinkett Smith/Jaden Smith....Donald Trump/Donald Trump...Ivana Trump/Ivaka Trump.

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Noemi Reynolds
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is anyone else as grateful as I am that Master Markus is here to instruct we poor, feeble women?

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the shrimp whisperer
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how men presume I'm a woman, and then comment at me like know-it-all jerks... because they saw me supporting a feminist position and my tiny profile photo shows me with long hair on Facebook... I MUST be a lefty woman!!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Followed by a serious of songs about men in love with a sad girl... hate those

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Jace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish more Americans would read... actual facts and literature.

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Cris Pender
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is there a "Womansplaining" because the other men on this post seem to have lost the ability to understand and I think the may need a woman to sit them down and go through t slowly.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When a pick-up line is that bad, you have the right to at least throw something in his face.

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Mark Kelly
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No kidding. I'v had chances to have sex with women and have said no and have told men and they wonder why. I don't just f**k anything that moves.

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Sarah Zimmerman
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Representation matters (for all people). Otherwise, it just reinforces the gender tropes. That's all that people will see. "This is how X is represented therefor this is how X must be". Unfortunately I know a lot people who never really think beyond that...

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Ophelia Brooks
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@Kali Parvata Feminazis? Why? Because we don't want a man telling us how to respond to something? That's called having a mind of our own.

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Barbara Jones
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True story, know a guy who took a young feminist out on a date when he was younger. This guy has always been a gentleman, the kind who opens doors and treats women with respect at all times. Young feminist yanked the door from his hand, closed it and then told him she could open her own doors, get her own chair and she didn't need his Patriarchal behavior. She then proceeded to spend the entire dinner expounding on the evils of men, and telling him all about how a Matriarchy would be better. When the bill came, he did the math and told her that her half was $15. He honestly figured if she was that offended at him opening doors that she wouldn't want him paying for her food. She got super pissed at him and wouldn't even let him drive her home because he ~made~ her pay for her own meal.

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Iudith Coman
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so Kali Parvata, are you saying that ALL WOMEN are smarter than men ? yes you are!!!...good job thinking that, here's your 78 cents

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Cat Meow
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah not working for me. I'll stick to my iPhone 5 until they give us back the earplug jack

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