When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.
Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!
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I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?
why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.
I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.
If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one
Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point
Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.
I really don't mind that people can tell I'm wearing underwear (if they can see where the outline is for example), it's better than if they think I have no underwear on. See-through clothing still sucks.
Even worse is the comment; 'I can see your bra strap'. Uh... yeah? And this is an issue why? Kind of a fact of life.
Load More Replies...And yet guys can walk around with their pants hanging around their thighs and it's ok!!!
Oh my god don't get me started on that one.....also what in the actual fluff is my bra strap gonna do to someone???? Yes it's a bit tacky but I have literally seen guys wander around holding their pants cuz they are so far down their a*s!!!!
Load More Replies...When I was 8 years old, there were a lot of naughty boys messing with our skirts (school uniform) and deliberately show our underwear under the skirt. The boys would laugh a lot and some girls would cry. I also became one of their "victims" and shouted "at least I am wearing underwear while you boys don't wear any"... It was a lie but I made all the girls laugh and shamed the boys... It was bad but it was satisfying. LOL
I'm sorry you had to go through that at such a young age :/
Load More Replies...I will use this space to complain about how thin the fabric is on most of the shirts in the teen girls' clothing section. Who wants a shirt that looks like it is made of tissue paper?
This is so true. Last year I had to do a performance for a class assessment and we had to do it for the public. I left my shirt at home so I called my mum to get it. She brought it in and all was fine until everyone was pointing out my bra. I had to wear a light pink shirt and with the stage lights, you could see my dark blue bra crystal clear and I forgot to ask my mum to pick up my yellow one (I only had a yellow, dark blue and black bra). I was 14! I'm pretty sure it was better than going without and people being able to see my nipples!
Wear a bra and people go crazy if it's visible. Don't wear a bra and people go crazy and can't believe what they're seeing
Must be some kind of an American thing? Never even thought about if anyone could detect what kind of bra I wear nor anyone who ever cared.
It's not an "American thing" it's just old fashioned thinking. It the past it was absolutely improper to show any hint of underwear. Our Grandparents would find it indecent
Load More Replies...LOL this is like my step-mother ( I was 24 when her and my dad married) gave me grief because my bra strap was showing.. then yelled at me because I just tucked in back under my shirt without going to the bathroom... ok yeah people know I wear a bra now big deal.
I've used this line in public before. I teach at a college (change 22yo to 'adult female'), and when I said it to a female student before class, someone else spit out their coffee. 10/10 will use again.
What?? Why is her shirt getting ripped to shreds?!
Load More Replies...The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.
Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.
What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.
There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.
When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.
You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
Load More Replies...It's a shame that you're whiney, woman hating a*s still gets to comment on articles.
Load More Replies...You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
Load More Replies...It's a shame that you're whiney, woman hating a*s still gets to comment on articles.
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