When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.

Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

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Carrie de Luka
Community Member
2 years ago

Done this - it's fun.

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Caroline Murphy
Community Member
2 years ago

I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?

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#3

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London River
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG POCKETS!!!!!!! I NEED THOSE DAMN POCKETS

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#4

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Anna Lourie
Community Member
2 years ago

why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.

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#5

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

i don't even wear one but now I want one

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#6

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Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
2 years ago

I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.

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#7

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Elizabeth
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2 years ago

If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one

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#8

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Maybe a Kitsune
Community Member
2 years ago

Yesssss!!!

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#9

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Random Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

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#10

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Tarmin Slingerfinger
Community Member
2 years ago

Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point

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Person2638
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.

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#12

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

it is a test.

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#13

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Alex Bailey
Community Member
2 years ago

Doesn't go away for your whole life, not just 18 years.

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#14

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Dilly Millandry
Community Member
2 years ago

What on earth is spackle?

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#15

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

That's a great idea

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#16

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Cat
Community Member
2 years ago

I like the brother already lol

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#17

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

I really don't mind that people can tell I'm wearing underwear (if they can see where the outline is for example), it's better than if they think I have no underwear on. See-through clothing still sucks.

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#18

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Desiré Yen
Community Member
2 years ago

Organic milk bags😄

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#19

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Nina S
Community Member
2 years ago

I mean I'd be happy I was marrying the love of my life but also pretty disappointed about not getting a cinnabon

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diane a
Community Member
2 years ago

Haha - reminds me of the time I called the shop to complain my 2 week old TV was not working - they promised to send a repairman out the very next morning. 10 mins later I sheepishly phoned them back to cancel --- we had a power cut.

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#21

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Please. I beg you. Come on BP and break all these trolls.

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#22

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Ozacoter
Community Member
2 years ago

I love how for some people its 'cool' to eat more if you are a thin woman but you are a disgusting cow if you eat the same being a little bit chubby

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#23

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Erin
Community Member
2 years ago

If I'm a 'lady' and I am sitting, I AM sitting like a lady!

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#24

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Rose the Cook
Community Member
2 years ago

The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.

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#25

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Erin
Community Member
2 years ago

I HATE THIS!! (not the post, but the fact that people do that)

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#26

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Janine B.
Community Member
2 years ago

Every nurse tells me it's usually men who hate blood and injections. ^^

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#27

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Patti Brock
Community Member
2 years ago

LMAO

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#28

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Women? Any animal lover!

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#29

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Random Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

I think this was debunked.

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#30

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Person2638
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

Me: black eyes, white hair, cute nose, four paws, samoyed

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#31

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Cactus McCoy
Community Member
2 years ago

Start biting really danerous and it will happen.

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#32

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Cactus McCoy
Community Member
2 years ago

Perfect one on BoredPanda.

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#33

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Bumble
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't get heels. I feel like I always have to be prepared to run away when I need to. Like from any social gatherings or my problems. Can't do that in heels.

PyroarRanger
Community Member
2 years ago

My advice: rip off the heel if possible and use it as a weapon while running awkwardly

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Cactus McCoy
Community Member
2 years ago

Ah, I see you know my little brother.

Em Wal
Community Member
2 years ago

My soon to be 18 yr old little brother bought more pairs of shoes this summer than I have bought all year.

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CCL_2018
Community Member
2 years ago

My 17 year old male cousin owns more shoes than I do. All of them were expensive and most of them just sit on the shelf he built for them

Jordy Star
Community Member
2 years ago

so true, I know kids that buy 5 fucking pairs of shoes $120+ and up and then whine that they got no money

Hannah Hensley
Community Member
2 years ago

it is the fucking same with middle shcool

Laura Mencini
Community Member
2 years ago

.. or the 50 pairs of Jordans he has arranged by year in a walk in closet that he wears once and never wears again.

Gwen Pollock
Community Member
2 years ago

I try not to buy a lot of shoes. I just like to look at them on line and fantasize about owning them!

Zerish Kamal
Community Member
2 years ago

Well tbh i am super into shoes but exactly tho like guys are too its fine

Emlyn
Community Member
2 years ago

don'T TOUCH MY J'S----

Bunzilla
Community Member
2 years ago

I have like... 4-5 pairs of shoes and boots. 1 pair of sandals for summer. 1 pair of all-occasion shoes. 1 pair of boots with a thick heel. 1 pair of winter boots. And 1 pair of rain boots that don't get much use. I might like a pair or two of cooler looking boots, but that's about it.

Emma Langowski
Community Member
2 years ago

you can also fall easier in heels. also my friend loves shoes, but its like why are you spending your money on shoes instead of the essentials?!

Pandana
Community Member
2 weeks ago

MY BROTHER. He spent 2000 F*****G dollars on shoes. SHOES. I SMACKED HIM LIKE BOI

I love Hermione
Community Member
5 months ago

fcuknig?

Harry Potter nerd
Community Member
6 months ago

I had this boy in my gym class, and the gym teacher yelled at him because he took his shoes off in class. His reasoning? I didn’t want crease lines on his brand new Air Forces? The teacher told him he shouldn’t be wearing them in class then!

Harry Potter nerd
Community Member
6 months ago

I is supposed to be he! Typo!

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I love Hermione
Community Member
7 months ago

Fcucking?

Sadie Shapiro
Community Member
1 year ago

One time this guy stepped on another guy's BLACK SNEAKER by accident- and he FLIPPED OUT. Like, "OMG DUDE YOU JUST STEPPED ON MY $150 *insert brand here* SHOE" and I was just like "Dude... it's a black sneaker. You can't even see the tiny minuscule mark that might or might not have been made."

Autumn Walton
Community Member
1 year ago

i have 4 pairs of shoes whereas these boiz at my school have 15 different pairs

Marina MN
Community Member
1 year ago

LOL. This is exactly my bf, only we're in college. And if I have two pairs of sneakers it is more than enough for me. And he always gets cranky if someone (usually me) steps on his vans xD

Hmm...
Community Member
1 year ago

lmao i had a guy friend who asked me if i liked his shoes, i said no (jokingly) and he literally ALMOST STARTED FCKING CRYING

Ryo Bakura
Community Member
2 years ago

I've never cleaned a pair of shoes that weren't specifically for interviews/functions in my life.

danielw
Community Member
2 years ago

I wear boots, and I keep them polished. but it's more than just that nice gloss... it protects the leather and provides some waterproofing. but I don't understand white shoes... like...uh...hellow... stains much?

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Brett Engels
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2 years ago

fcuknig

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2 years ago

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It's not men vs women, it's quality vs quantity.

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#34

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

Shanking you in the titty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

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#35

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Person2638
Community Member
2 years ago

Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.

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nanashi
Community Member
2 years ago

lol and this is why I can't enjoy rewatching my old disney favorites anymore

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#37

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Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

I just tried reading it out to my hubby and I couldn't tell it for laughing...

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#38

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

And you get your hair wet

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#39

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Jo Smith
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2 years ago

Hahaha so true

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#40

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Without women, you wouldn't be born.

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#41

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Miriam Vr
Community Member
2 years ago

I name my periods, this month it's Barses

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#42

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Clare McDuff
Community Member
2 years ago

😂😂😂 I thought it said ‘standing ovulation’

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#43

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

they get ya with the small print

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#44

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Beth
Community Member
2 years ago

I love Tyler!!! <3 <3

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#45

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The Girl on Fire
Community Member
2 years ago

What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.

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#46

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Hurrem Haseki
Community Member
2 years ago

Said no woman ever

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#47

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Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
2 years ago

There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.

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#48

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Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

Meh, I just bite it. I don't care about anyone's little fantasies. Ice-cream is not penis. Full stop.

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#49

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Sonya Jersey
Community Member
2 years ago

Uterus hires assassin ovaries

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#50

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Random Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.

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