When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.
Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!
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I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?
why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.
I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.
If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one
Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point
Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.
The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.
I don't get heels. I feel like I always have to be prepared to run away when I need to. Like from any social gatherings or my problems. Can't do that in heels.
My advice: rip off the heel if possible and use it as a weapon while running awkwardly
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My soon to be 18 yr old little brother bought more pairs of shoes this summer than I have bought all year.
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so true, I know kids that buy 5 f*****g pairs of shoes $120+ and up and then whine that they got no money
.. or the 50 pairs of Jordans he has arranged by year in a walk in closet that he wears once and never wears again.
I try not to buy a lot of shoes. I just like to look at them on line and fantasize about owning them!
Well tbh i am super into shoes but exactly tho like guys are too its fine
I have like... 4-5 pairs of shoes and boots. 1 pair of sandals for summer. 1 pair of all-occasion shoes. 1 pair of boots with a thick heel. 1 pair of winter boots. And 1 pair of rain boots that don't get much use. I might like a pair or two of cooler looking boots, but that's about it.
you can also fall easier in heels. also my friend loves shoes, but its like why are you spending your money on shoes instead of the essentials?!
I had this boy in my gym class, and the gym teacher yelled at him because he took his shoes off in class. His reasoning? I didn’t want crease lines on his brand new Air Forces? The teacher told him he shouldn’t be wearing them in class then!
One time this guy stepped on another guy's BLACK SNEAKER by accident- and he FLIPPED OUT. Like, "OMG DUDE YOU JUST STEPPED ON MY $150 *insert brand here* SHOE" and I was just like "Dude... it's a black sneaker. You can't even see the tiny minuscule mark that might or might not have been made."
i have 4 pairs of shoes whereas these boiz at my school have 15 different pairs
I've never cleaned a pair of shoes that weren't specifically for interviews/functions in my life.
I wear boots, and I keep them polished. but it's more than just that nice gloss... it protects the leather and provides some waterproofing. but I don't understand white shoes... like...uh...hellow... stains much?
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Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.
What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.
There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.
When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.
You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
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It's a shame that you're whiney, woman hating a*s still gets to comment on articles.
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You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
Load More Replies... It's a shame that you're whiney, woman hating a*s still gets to comment on articles.
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