When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.
Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!
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I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?
why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.
I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.
If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one
Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point
it's the worst feeling!!!!! that and when you get one that you go for the first loop and it breaks ugh
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Ugh, I hate it when that happens.Then I have to switch the hair ties. Good thing I have about thousand of them all over the place and they're also good as cat toys. Does anyone else have their favorite one or two hair ties that they wear almost every time until they have to switch despite having a ton of other hair ties lying around or put away?
Yep! Hate it when they break! Also have to be careful my pup doesn't get hold of them as she destruction tests everything!!
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Popped one yesterday morning trying for that third loop! Stung the s**t out of my hand too.
Sometime I have to were 3 hair ties for it to be tight enough for my thick as* hair
oh gosh, that's why I test 'em before I buy 'em. The ones that don't stretch a lot are a no-go. Some stretch a bit then do a complete stop. Those are the ones I do not purchase.
That feeling when you have really thick hair and anything more than two times around snaps the ponytail holder in half.
Yep. Have sat at work on break, furiously attempting to stretch out a scrunchy enough to get it around another time, so I don't have to fix it every five minutes.
Mine go around three times, four if I want to risk breaking them, and I fixed this years ago. I took, like, ten of my ponytail holders (to experiment with so that I didn't ruin all of them) and put them on something that was big enough to stretch it more, like a large glass of water, the lid of a peanut butter jar, etc cetera. Then, you leave them there for, like, a week, longer to play it safe, and then when you pull it off, it's stretched to the point that you can do five. If you want to maintain this state of stretchiness, do it every night. They are more likely to break without you noticing, though, but they also have a higher limit. (Don't do this with scrunchies. Those don't have rubber bands in them, so they're not nearly as flexible.)
And when you do find one that's perfect, it stretches after a couple of uses.
Uwaaaaaahh so relatable!!!! My hair almost reaches my knees now and my arms hurt just because I am contemplating between going it around 4 or 3 times because the latter is not tight enough. tsk
Ooo. First one I can actually relate to! Finally, was beginning to doubt my gender..
Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.
The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.
Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.
What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.
There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.
When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.
You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
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It's a shame that you're whiney, woman hating a*s still gets to comment on articles.
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You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
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