When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.
Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!
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I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?
why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.
I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.
If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one
Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point
Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.
The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.
Running shoes every 3 months? I think I might be too poor to drop 100+ euros/ dollars on shoes 4 times a year.
I feel the same trust me. But I work out 5-6 days a week. I have now been unable to work out for three weeks because of excruciating foot pain. Caused by worn out shoes. Very good quality shoes no less. But over a year old. Oops.
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I only wear wirefree, so I go for when the clasps start to fall off, lol
me neither. they f--ing HUUUUUUURT
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I don't get underwired bras. It doesn't support the bit that actually needs supporting - the bit that actually sticks out. How does having it run along your ribs do anything? Now if it ran along the cup, away from your body and upwards to the nip then I can see that might do it.
Women with larger breast find the underwire gives more support. Not to mention it reduces the feeling of under-boob sweat. I hate a bra with no wire, feels like I'm flopping around, or might come out of it.....
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This whole comment section has made me so happy that I'm not the only one who wears their bra till it literally falls off
And you have already fixed said titty shanker so many times there is literally nothing left to see together to keep the wire in
The time I start wearing underwire is when they can get me better reception than my current antenna.
Even then you can use a cotton ball to pad the end and duct tape it down. Just replace after every washing!!
being a gg size; i now know that it stands for golly gosh or giant gazongas !! my buckle between the strap & the bra itself always seems to have a mind of its own & tilts to one side letting the "girls" drop slightly & making it uncomfortable !!
Wait. You have to change your workout every 3 months?? Dang! I knew I was doing something wrong.
And this is why I don't wear underwires. I replace the bra when the girls start getting too up close and personal with my fat guy.
Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.
What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.
There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.
When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.
You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
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It's a shame that you're whiney, woman hating a*s still gets to comment on articles.
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You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
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