When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.
Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!
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I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?
why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.
I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.
If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one
Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point
Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.
You've got to hit it at the right moment ..like when the PMS is kicking in. Then it makes it easier to do the crazy eyed look as your saying it. It really sells the idea.
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I'm done with periods but into menopause. WAY. MORE. SCARY. "I started my evening by breaking out into a total body sweat. Would you like to see your own intestines before I take your heart out with a spatula?" -- typical conversation at dinnertime in the post-50 household. Be afraid. And find a good hiding spot. ;)
I am glad that there are decent, actual men in this world who don’t make that sort of derogatory comment. But for the girls who deal with the immature, weak males who do spout such a comment, you can tell those males the following: ‘ if you notice, you’d realize most of all murders in this world are caused by males; pretty much all dictators are male; who start wars are males; those who get in gangs are mostly males, too; road rage is something that a lot of males have on an almost daily basis, too, to the point of some males starting actual fights; and even when they’re not on the road, some males start fights at clubs, bars, football games, etc— so, it seems that many males are on a DAILY period of some sort (not just a monthly period like girls deal with), for all the negative and violent emotion that many males exhibit (and this proves that many males are very emotional, in the worst sense possible, since they’re emotional in a way that’s really potentially violent).
chi-wei shen how many people on BP are delusional enough to think it's okay to ask a woman are you on your period? and those that do deserve to be killed, brutally I might add.
Sometimes period is good excuse to someting but because my IUD I don't have periods and my man knows it. :D So can't really use it.
Pfft, when I'm on my period, I lock myself in my room and hiss at anyone who comes in. My dad buys me chocolate and throws it at me in fear because he doesn't want to make me angrier than my usual self. When I'm normal, I'm an unstable volcano. Add a period to the mix, and I'm a fiery hate-spewing demon from hell.
I've never had the misfortune of hearing that in an argument and I wonder if it's because I would literally throat punch someone if they said that to me....I have however heard a guy say before that he was on his "Meriod" and THAT my friends was hilarious
Y'all get sensitive when the joke is about a woman killing a man. When the opposite is a norm that's on the news every day, yet no one bats an eye. Nice hypocrisy you've got there.
Hahaha, as if a bloke is allowed to 'end' an argument. Quality jokes on here.
The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.
Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.
What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.
There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.
When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.
You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
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It's a shame that you're whiney, woman hating a*s still gets to comment on articles.
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You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
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