When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.

Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

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Carrie de Luka
Community Member
2 years ago

Done this - it's fun.

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Caroline Murphy
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2 years ago

I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?

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London River
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG POCKETS!!!!!!! I NEED THOSE DAMN POCKETS

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Anna Lourie
Community Member
2 years ago

why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

i don't even wear one but now I want one

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Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
2 years ago

I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.

Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes, and WHY are there pad (and tampon) commercials anyway? Like we don't know we need to buy that shit? Save money on advertising and invent a quieter wrapper.

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Red
Community Member
2 years ago

You can run swim sleep everything but we will still be assholes and make the packaging really loud and hard to open

FloC
Community Member
2 years ago

Yep, like the tampons where you have to twist the wraping to tear it instead of the good old little piece of plastic that was easy to pull.

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Jacqueline Arana
Community Member
2 years ago

This reminds me when I was too small for periods I thought that pads were some kind of special device to make women flexible and I wanted one so I could do the splits like the women in the commercial.

Juririn
Community Member
2 years ago

🤣

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LunaFae
Community Member
2 years ago

Why do all the girls look so happy on their period. I become a chocolate stealing goblin who hates people when I'm on mine.

Cloudx_sweets
Community Member
4 months ago

Same. My dad legit fears me when I’m on mine. And I almost always hate people, unless they bribe me with food. If you bribe me with food, your my family now, and you can’t ever stop.

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Full Name
Community Member
2 years ago

The closest I can relate as a man is trying to eat candy at the cinema when the scene is quiet. You feel like you're setting of an air raid siren.

Aussie Stace
Community Member
2 years ago

So thin you forget you're on your period! Until you stand up and.... WOOSH

Kiki
Community Member
2 years ago

Why are you worried about women hearing you open a pad? They know the routine and they aren't going to judge you for it.

A Dyke From The Dreamworld
Community Member
2 years ago

It's kinda like not wanting to fart in public. It's perfectly normal but you don't want people to know.

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The Girl on Fire
Community Member
2 years ago

And the blue liquid they also use in the ads... I think we can handle blood, period ads.

Nami Tantrum
Community Member
2 years ago

yes, WE can but can men?

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Alison Meyer
Community Member
2 years ago

I hate hate hate the commercial that says "60% of women are wearing the wrong size pad". Ok, FIRST of all, it's not like we have ever had a tremendous number of pad size options. SECOND of all, don't try to shame me for "wearing a pad wrong." Sorry, I picked regular when I should have picked long?

Diana Ashby
Community Member
2 years ago

A noisy wrapper isn't always a terrible thing. If you're in a stall and find out that the Lovely Lady Time is giving you a surprise visit, you've got no pad but then hear the wrapper, you know who to ask for one :)

Anushka Aggarwal
Community Member
2 years ago

Thats a nice way of looking at it

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Amy Loskota
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

Also the thinner the pad is even with "space age absorbent materials" - the less it actually works and does its job. Pad makers are possibly dudes, because they've never had a real period. Periods aren't a thin blue liquid and women actually move around while we are on them, PLUS despite porn, ladybits aren't shaped like smooth peaches. :[

Amanda Ford
Community Member
2 years ago

And they're never long enough!

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Nami Tantrum
Community Member
2 years ago

your dog will know and put his nose between your legs

Red Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

It SUUUUUUCCCKKKSS!!!! Cramps are the worst!!

Josie Coffman
Community Member
2 years ago

lmfao. eho is eating chips in here

Clockworkstella
Community Member
2 years ago

Why does it matter if someone hears you anyway?

Janine B.
Community Member
2 years ago

Bwahahaha!!!

Hollie Newton
Community Member
2 years ago

The thing for me is you can guarantee when I'm out and about some dog will start sniffing my crotch and give the game away it's cringey like I can spray that area tons and they still know

Being_Cori
Community Member
2 years ago

hahahaha - i cant stop laughing

Carmen Elena
Community Member
2 years ago

hahahahaha so funny and so damn true... I hate it when I have to wait for someone to flush so I can rip the f..... pad open.

Sarah Grape
Community Member
1 week ago

THOSE LAST TWO LOL NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL

Pandana
Community Member
7 months ago

lmaooo

phantom buni
Community Member
7 months ago

I slither into the kitchen for apple turnovers and chocolate at two in the morning

Brooke Wagner
Community Member
2 years ago

Does anyone else hate when men make fun of u when ur on?

Hannah Hensley
Community Member
2 years ago

omg yes some one called me out on it to day!

Dog Lover
Community Member
2 years ago

Or ripping it off your underwear!

Jeannie Carle
Community Member
2 years ago

Omigosh!!!!!!!!!! Laughing FAR FAR too hard here LOLOLOL Sooooooo spot on!

Bengu Taskesen
Community Member
2 years ago

Why does that wrapper sound disturb some so much? What's wrong with it being heard? Who cares? Who wastes time thinking abiut it?

Maria Ines Molina
Community Member
2 years ago

Pads? Urgh! I've used the cup for years now

Mavia Kainaat
Community Member
2 years ago

Awesome !

Jennifer Newton
Community Member
2 years ago

My younger brother grew up thinking period blood is blue thanks to pad commercials!

Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm so glad I had a hysterectomy!!

Barbara Berg
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm dead...

Heidi Matsumoto
Community Member
2 years ago

I hate watching women in commercials moving too much and spreading their legs so freely like they're ballet dancers who are about to do some breakdancing while wearing pads... like what the.... Most women don't do that in reality.

Magdalina777
Community Member
2 years ago

...am confused. Unless the pads she's using make some kind of explosion upon opening that alerts like ALL of the school to what she's doing, why is this an issue? I mean... bathroom is the place where people go to, sorry, poop, pee, sometimes throw up and, in girls' case, change tampons/pads. Is that a revelation of some kind? Are people supposed to think you're going there to pick flowers or something?

Gwinevere von Ludwig
Community Member
2 years ago

Um, who cares if someone can hear you ript the packaging open in the bathroom? Are you that ashamed of having your period? JFC

London River
Community Member
2 years ago

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I went to Aldi today and the pads were in the specials section for the world to see. Wow, soooo discreet (wtf is wrong with people these days)

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#7

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Elizabeth
Community Member
2 years ago

If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one

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Maybe a Kitsune
Community Member
2 years ago

Yesssss!!!

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#9

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Random Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

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Tarmin Slingerfinger
Community Member
2 years ago

Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point

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Person2638
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

it is a test.

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#13

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Alex Bailey
Community Member
2 years ago

Doesn't go away for your whole life, not just 18 years.

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#14

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Dilly Millandry
Community Member
2 years ago

What on earth is spackle?

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#15

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

That's a great idea

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#16

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Cat
Community Member
2 years ago

I like the brother already lol

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#17

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

I really don't mind that people can tell I'm wearing underwear (if they can see where the outline is for example), it's better than if they think I have no underwear on. See-through clothing still sucks.

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#18

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Desiré Yen
Community Member
2 years ago

Organic milk bags😄

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#19

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Nina S
Community Member
2 years ago

I mean I'd be happy I was marrying the love of my life but also pretty disappointed about not getting a cinnabon

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diane a
Community Member
2 years ago

Haha - reminds me of the time I called the shop to complain my 2 week old TV was not working - they promised to send a repairman out the very next morning. 10 mins later I sheepishly phoned them back to cancel --- we had a power cut.

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Please. I beg you. Come on BP and break all these trolls.

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#22

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Ozacoter
Community Member
2 years ago

I love how for some people its 'cool' to eat more if you are a thin woman but you are a disgusting cow if you eat the same being a little bit chubby

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Erin
Community Member
2 years ago

If I'm a 'lady' and I am sitting, I AM sitting like a lady!

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#24

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Rose the Cook
Community Member
2 years ago

The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.

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#25

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Erin
Community Member
2 years ago

I HATE THIS!! (not the post, but the fact that people do that)

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#26

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Janine B.
Community Member
2 years ago

Every nurse tells me it's usually men who hate blood and injections. ^^

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#27

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Patti Brock
Community Member
2 years ago

LMAO

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#28

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Women? Any animal lover!

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Random Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

I think this was debunked.

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Person2638
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

Me: black eyes, white hair, cute nose, four paws, samoyed

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#31

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Cactus McCoy
Community Member
2 years ago

Start biting really danerous and it will happen.

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Cactus McCoy
Community Member
2 years ago

Perfect one on BoredPanda.

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#33

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Bumble
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't get heels. I feel like I always have to be prepared to run away when I need to. Like from any social gatherings or my problems. Can't do that in heels.

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

Shanking you in the titty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

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Person2638
Community Member
2 years ago

Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.

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nanashi
Community Member
2 years ago

lol and this is why I can't enjoy rewatching my old disney favorites anymore

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Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

I just tried reading it out to my hubby and I couldn't tell it for laughing...

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#38

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

And you get your hair wet

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#39

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol. My acne ointment sits right next to my wrinkle cream.

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Without women, you wouldn't be born.

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Miriam Vr
Community Member
2 years ago

I name my periods, this month it's Barses

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#42

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Clare McDuff
Community Member
2 years ago

😂😂😂 I thought it said ‘standing ovulation’

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#43

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

they get ya with the small print

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#44

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Beth
Community Member
2 years ago

I love Tyler!!! <3 <3

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The Girl on Fire
Community Member
2 years ago

What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.

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#46

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Hurrem Haseki
Community Member
2 years ago

Said no woman ever

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#47

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Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
2 years ago

There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.

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#48

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Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

Meh, I just bite it. I don't care about anyone's little fantasies. Ice-cream is not penis. Full stop.

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#49

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Sonya Jersey
Community Member
2 years ago

Uterus hires assassin ovaries

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Random Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.

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