When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.
Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!
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I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?
why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.
How much are you asking for it? I would be willing to pay extra for this bra
Nah - the perfect bra would also be a reasonable price!
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THIS BRA IS VOICE CONTROLLED LIKE "BIT LOOSER PLEASE" AND IT RESPONDS CUZ IF YOU GOT TECH TO MAKE SPACE LAMBORGHINIS YOU CAN PUT SIRI INTO MY BRA. AND IT COMES PRE-EQUIPPED WITH SURVIVAL S**T LIKE SWISS ARMY KNIVES AND CHOCOLATE BARS CUZ DAMN A GIRL'S GOTTA LIVE. ALSO THERE'S LASER RAY GUNS IN THE NIPPLE PART, NO RADIATION, THAT S**T GIVES YOU CANCER, AND IF A GUY PISSES YOU OFF YOU POINT YOU TITS AT HIM AND GO BANG BANG MUTHAFOOKA HELL YEAH. ALSO JUST IN CASE YOU WANNA KNOW ALL OUR ELECTRICITY IS POWERED BY ECO FRIENDLY WIND TURBINES AND SOLAR PANELS. THIS THE BRA YOU GONNA WANT. GOING GOING GONEEE
Bra? What is this bra you speak of? Do you mean the uncomfortable breast binding device?
How about a bra that is different cup sizes? My right boob is at least one cup bigger than my left.
Yeah, there's a different Chris Evans in the UK. Wouldn't be a selling point.
I thought that!! The UK's Chris Evans is not someone I'd want to even think of being anywhere near my boobs!
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I have always loved how obviously that response is written by a Marvel fan.
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It's even stranger that bras are designed to please the males' eyes than being comfortable to wear. Come on girls, these wire reinforced contraptions cannot be cool to wear. Isn't a sports bra much more comfortable?
Actually, not for long term wear. They tend to squash 'em.
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I'm not sure if I should say this but I find bad words funny and more colorful if used in situations like this. I really had fun reading it., LOL
SHUT UP AND TAKE ALL THE MONEY. MINE, YOURS, BILL GATES', EVERYONE'S.
Does anyone else hate when your mom tells you to put your bras away around your dad or your little/older brother? I know I do.
Yep. These things exist and mom needs to stop being ridiculous.
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If this doesn't get picked up soon by a bra manufacturer I'm stealing the idea and making it myself!
Every time I read this, I just imagine Chris Evans holding my boobs and it would be the greatest bra......never take it off
can I buy a bra from that company........can that be a real company please
my moms been bugging me to finall wear real bras. gotta say im convinced
heh... I wore soft and comfy sports bras all thru highschool (lucky enough to have small breasts). Some girl in the locker room would tell me that 'proper' bras would make my breasts look bigger and be more attractive to boys. "but bra is to make my breasts comfy, not for eye-candy benefit of stinky boy?"
Tru Fax - any Avenger comparison where they are holding your breasts will sell more of your product. I'm just sayin'...
All my clothing must now be made from Asgardian Bilgesnipe Tail Hair exclusively.
I've never been able to wear underwires. I stick to wireless or preferably sports bras.
I don't see how bra's advertised by Bravissimo for fat girls are aimed at me, or any other man for that matter.
I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.
If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one
Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point
Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.
The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.
Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.
What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.
There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.
When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.
You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
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It's a shame that you're whiney, woman hating a*s still gets to comment on articles.
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You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
Load More Replies... It's a shame that you're whiney, woman hating a*s still gets to comment on articles.
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