When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.

Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

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Carrie de Luka
Community Member
2 years ago

Done this - it's fun.

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Caroline Murphy
Community Member
2 years ago

I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?

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#3

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London River
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG POCKETS!!!!!!! I NEED THOSE DAMN POCKETS

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Anna Lourie
Community Member
2 years ago

why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

i don't even wear one but now I want one

Dilly Millandry
Community Member
2 years ago

Fan of Chris Evans too?

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Talia Johnson
Community Member
2 years ago

Some bra manufacturer needs to read this and implement!

Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

How much are you asking for it? I would be willing to pay extra for this bra

Dilly Millandry
Community Member
2 years ago

Nah - the perfect bra would also be a reasonable price!

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meAgan
Community Member
2 years ago

THIS BRA IS VOICE CONTROLLED LIKE "BIT LOOSER PLEASE" AND IT RESPONDS CUZ IF YOU GOT TECH TO MAKE SPACE LAMBORGHINIS YOU CAN PUT SIRI INTO MY BRA. AND IT COMES PRE-EQUIPPED WITH SURVIVAL SHIT LIKE SWISS ARMY KNIVES AND CHOCOLATE BARS CUZ DAMN A GIRL'S GOTTA LIVE. ALSO THERE'S LASER RAY GUNS IN THE NIPPLE PART, NO RADIATION, THAT SHIT GIVES YOU CANCER, AND IF A GUY PISSES YOU OFF YOU POINT YOU TITS AT HIM AND GO BANG BANG MUTHAFOOKA HELL YEAH. ALSO JUST IN CASE YOU WANNA KNOW ALL OUR ELECTRICITY IS POWERED BY ECO FRIENDLY WIND TURBINES AND SOLAR PANELS. THIS THE BRA YOU GONNA WANT. GOING GOING GONEEE

MsBungle
Community Member
2 years ago

Is "bra will make you feel like Tom Hiddleston is personally holding your breasts 24/7" also available? I would buy it.

Kiss Army
Community Member
2 years ago

I will now be spending the rest of the day dreaming of Chris Evans personally holding my breasts 24/7. The people at work are so not going to understand this stupid grin on my face!

Jackson “Bumblebee4264” Kinch
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm a guy and I wanna wear this bra

Jill Stevenson
Community Member
2 years ago

"asgardian bilgesnipe tail hair" bwahahahahhaha

minerva15
Community Member
2 years ago

Bra? What is this bra you speak of? Do you mean the uncomfortable breast binding device?

Jo Browne
Community Member
2 years ago

Over the shoulder boulder holder :)

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London River
Community Member
2 years ago

You had me at the pockets.

Canned Pam
Community Member
2 years ago

I want pockets in my bra!

Id row
Community Member
2 years ago

If they really wanted to market it to women, they'd say it's the next best thing to not wearing one at all. No matter how comfy a bra is, it's the first thing we want to take off when we get home. That moment of 'ahhhhh' when you take it off is the best.

BostonGreekGirl BGG
Community Member
2 years ago

How about a bra that is different cup sizes? My right boob is at least one cup bigger than my left.

Robert Waters
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah, there's a different Chris Evans in the UK. Wouldn't be a selling point.

Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

I thought that!! The UK's Chris Evans is not someone I'd want to even think of being anywhere near my boobs!

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Tammie Bianco
Community Member
2 years ago

and why is like 80% of all bras padded??????????Drives me mad!!

Dilly Millandry
Community Member
2 years ago

Hides the nips!

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JillVille
Community Member
2 years ago

Asgardian - does it feel like Thor is holding stuff up for me? I'm in!

Lyndsey
Community Member
2 years ago

I have always loved how obviously that response is written by a Marvel fan.

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Cactus McCoy
Community Member
2 years ago

It's even stranger that bras are designed to please the males' eyes than being comfortable to wear. Come on girls, these wire reinforced contraptions cannot be cool to wear. Isn't a sports bra much more comfortable?

Carrie de Luka
Community Member
2 years ago

Actually, not for long term wear. They tend to squash 'em.

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Emma Langowski
Community Member
2 years ago

Does anyone else hate when your mom tells you to put your bras away around your dad or your little/older brother? I know I do.

Dilly Millandry
Community Member
2 years ago

Yep. These things exist and mom needs to stop being ridiculous.

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Avril Mason
Community Member
2 years ago

Shut up and take my money.

Taryn Wallace
Community Member
2 years ago

If this doesn't get picked up soon by a bra manufacturer I'm stealing the idea and making it myself!

Ashley Say Wha?!?
Community Member
2 years ago

Chris Evans must holds a boob with great support then!

Megan O'Neil
Community Member
2 years ago

Every time I read this, I just imagine Chris Evans holding my boobs and it would be the greatest bra......never take it off

Sarah Grape
Community Member
1 day ago

can I buy a bra from that company........can that be a real company please

Lillian Castellow
Community Member
5 months ago

this would sell it

Alex Ageroni
Community Member
1 year ago

my moms been bugging me to finall wear real bras. gotta say im convinced

Deborah Brett
Community Member
2 years ago

heh... I wore soft and comfy sports bras all thru highschool (lucky enough to have small breasts). Some girl in the locker room would tell me that 'proper' bras would make my breasts look bigger and be more attractive to boys. "but bra is to make my breasts comfy, not for eye-candy benefit of stinky boy?"

Luna Moonwatcher
Community Member
2 years ago

I actually saved this to my camera roll

Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

What is this magical bra you speak of?

Lauri Vance
Community Member
2 years ago

That would be wonderful!

Laura Murzynski
Community Member
2 years ago

Tru Fax - any Avenger comparison where they are holding your breasts will sell more of your product. I'm just sayin'...

katboxjanitor
Community Member
2 years ago

So many things right with this post.

Bobbi Wilson Fein
Community Member
2 years ago

Yep! Chris Evans sold me immediately!

Amanda Hunter
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes I would imagine that would work!

Lu
Community Member
2 years ago

Good points. I have yet to see a bra commercial...is this a special PPV channel?

Somebody that is bored
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol I love the Marvel references in there

Kristen Veader
Community Member
2 years ago

All my clothing must now be made from Asgardian Bilgesnipe Tail Hair exclusively.

Hollie Newton
Community Member
2 years ago

Boob pockets xD

Jeanette Hudon
Community Member
2 years ago

Throw in some pockets and it's a deal!

Heidi Matsumoto
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm not sure if I should say this but I find bad words funny and more colorful if used in situations like this. I really had fun reading it., LOL

Naomi Armitage
Community Member
2 years ago

SHUT UP AND TAKE ALL THE MONEY. MINE, YOURS, BILL GATES', EVERYONE'S.

Mad Haberdasheress
Community Member
2 years ago

*throws money I don't have at screen*

Laura M D
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG!! Just wow!

Wings
Community Member
2 years ago

My moms friend is actually currently finding companies to make her bra that detects when you're gonna have a heart attack

Ryo Bakura
Community Member
2 years ago

The one time you want to direct your product at a load of tits.

Amanda Ford
Community Member
2 years ago

I've never been able to wear underwires. I stick to wireless or preferably sports bras.

Biana Weatherford
Community Member
2 years ago

i never tire of this!

LunaFae
Community Member
2 years ago

Do they think the only reason girls wear bras is for men?

Cat
Community Member
2 years ago

Same, tbt lol

BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Don't you mean "the audience that's actually going to *wear* the bra"?

Red Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

I neeeeed one

Helen R
Community Member
2 years ago

I want this bra!

Keuthonymos
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't see how bra's advertised by Bravissimo for fat girls are aimed at me, or any other man for that matter.

Ingrid
Community Member
2 years ago

Washable bras? I don't think that is possible as it would already be in the market. I mean, how else to explain £30 bras in every shop that you can wash 3 times before throwing them to bin. Its almost like someone just trying to make business out of it...

Scuffy
Community Member
2 years ago

Extra bonus depending on the way he is facing, is you could just lie down and your 'bra' is technically spooning you and we all love being little spoon

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Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
2 years ago

I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.

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#7

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Elizabeth
Community Member
2 years ago

If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one

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Maybe a Kitsune
Community Member
2 years ago

Yesssss!!!

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#9

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Random Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

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#10

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Tarmin Slingerfinger
Community Member
2 years ago

Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point

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#11

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Person2638
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.

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#12

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

it is a test.

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#13

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Alex Bailey
Community Member
2 years ago

Doesn't go away for your whole life, not just 18 years.

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#14

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Dilly Millandry
Community Member
2 years ago

What on earth is spackle?

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#15

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

That's a great idea

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#16

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Cat
Community Member
2 years ago

I like the brother already lol

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#17

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

I really don't mind that people can tell I'm wearing underwear (if they can see where the outline is for example), it's better than if they think I have no underwear on. See-through clothing still sucks.

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#18

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Desiré Yen
Community Member
2 years ago

Organic milk bags😄

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#19

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Nina S
Community Member
2 years ago

I mean I'd be happy I was marrying the love of my life but also pretty disappointed about not getting a cinnabon

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diane a
Community Member
2 years ago

Haha - reminds me of the time I called the shop to complain my 2 week old TV was not working - they promised to send a repairman out the very next morning. 10 mins later I sheepishly phoned them back to cancel --- we had a power cut.

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Please. I beg you. Come on BP and break all these trolls.

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#22

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Ozacoter
Community Member
2 years ago

I love how for some people its 'cool' to eat more if you are a thin woman but you are a disgusting cow if you eat the same being a little bit chubby

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#23

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Erin
Community Member
2 years ago

If I'm a 'lady' and I am sitting, I AM sitting like a lady!

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#24

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Rose the Cook
Community Member
2 years ago

The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.

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Erin
Community Member
2 years ago

I HATE THIS!! (not the post, but the fact that people do that)

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Janine B.
Community Member
2 years ago

Every nurse tells me it's usually men who hate blood and injections. ^^

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Patti Brock
Community Member
2 years ago

LMAO

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#28

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Women? Any animal lover!

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Random Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

I think this was debunked.

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Person2638
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

Me: black eyes, white hair, cute nose, four paws, samoyed

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#31

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Cactus McCoy
Community Member
2 years ago

Start biting really danerous and it will happen.

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Cactus McCoy
Community Member
2 years ago

Perfect one on BoredPanda.

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#33

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Bumble
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't get heels. I feel like I always have to be prepared to run away when I need to. Like from any social gatherings or my problems. Can't do that in heels.

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

Shanking you in the titty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

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Person2638
Community Member
2 years ago

Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.

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nanashi
Community Member
2 years ago

lol and this is why I can't enjoy rewatching my old disney favorites anymore

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Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

I just tried reading it out to my hubby and I couldn't tell it for laughing...

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#38

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

And you get your hair wet

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#39

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol. My acne ointment sits right next to my wrinkle cream.

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Without women, you wouldn't be born.

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#41

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Miriam Vr
Community Member
2 years ago

I name my periods, this month it's Barses

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#42

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Clare McDuff
Community Member
2 years ago

😂😂😂 I thought it said ‘standing ovulation’

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#43

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

they get ya with the small print

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#44

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Beth
Community Member
2 years ago

I love Tyler!!! <3 <3

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The Girl on Fire
Community Member
2 years ago

What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.

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#46

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Hurrem Haseki
Community Member
2 years ago

Said no woman ever

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#47

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Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
2 years ago

There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.

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#48

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Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

Meh, I just bite it. I don't care about anyone's little fantasies. Ice-cream is not penis. Full stop.

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#49

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Sonya Jersey
Community Member
2 years ago

Uterus hires assassin ovaries

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Random Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.

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