When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.
Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!
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I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?
I just know right, can't even fit a piece of candy inside without it being crushed to smithereens
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I'm a guy and I wear boot cut jeans, which are IMPOSSIBLE to find in menswear these days, anywhere. Seeing as you've now appropriated guys' pants, is there any chance you ladies could all have a collective word with the ladies' jeans designers of the world and get deeper pockets on your boot-cut jeans? Particularly for... plus-sized people...?
designers don't give a flying rat's @$$ about anything a woman wants.
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My hips would never fit into man's jeans and I would have twice too much space at waist. Weird thing is I always manage to find woman't jeans with pockets.
Same. They just don't fit right. And the same with t-shirts; sometimes the men's section have cooler shirts but the cut it all wrong.
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When you have a small waist, and large hips and thighs, this just isn't possible.
I have large hips and buying men's jeans is the norm for me. They're just stretchy and adjustable. The only part that might present a problem is some jeans are designed to leave more space for the genitals. Those can be uncomfortable.
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So proud of my daughter--she NEVER wore girl jeans for this very reason. Men's pants looked just fine on her, thank you very much, and she said they were more comfy than any girl jeans she ever tried. And she's got an hourglass figure, so forget saying she must be built like a boy.
Just had this talk yesterday with the BF. We ran to the market and were both wearing jeans, a tee, and a flannel over. His jeans had 5 pockets, his tee had 1, and the flannel had one for each hand and a chest pocket. Total 9 Pockets. 9. I had a 2. Back pockets on the jeans. And damn, my hands were freezing. (He gave me his flannel, bless.)
Women's clothing tend not to have pockets. Why?? I hate having to carry a bag around with me. It's super annoying.
That's why I usually wear a hoodie, for the front pockets. But it's generally cold/cool where I live.
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I have a niece that discovered this many years ago. She was so overwhelmed.
I always buy men's jeans. I get pockets and durability. Not to mention lower prices!
try tactical pants. The ones I have at work have back pockets large enough to stuff a composition notebook into.
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I have always thought that most women's pants' pockets are useless...
Ive done this many times before. There IS one HUGE problem with it! The boys jeans waist is not made to accommodate a females waist line. If you try them on, you will find that in the back, there is a HUGE gap between your waist line and the jeans. Then you just have to cinch it with a belt and its all crumpled and uncomfortable.
I can hardly find women's clothes that will fit me! I know men's clothes won't like these curves.
I just sew bigger pockets into my jeans with extra fabric or old tshirts I cut up lol
The worse is when the fake pockets are actually pockets but they were just sown shut. WTF?! What the designers dont know is that more women will by that garment JUST FOR THE POCKETS!!
I need these but leggings. I've always wanted the stylish comfort of leggings AND the awesomeness of pockets. Anyone else?
ok thanks fr the tips MOM! what- take me to get boys skinny jeans right now
Do we need to start a movement similar to suffrage to get decent goddamn pockets?! >(
My favourite mythical creatures are girl's pants with real pockets.
Is this an American problem or an age thing? Because all the trousers that I buy have pockets. I have a vague memory of seeing jeans without five pockets but who on earth would buy such c**p??
Back when I was young and skinny I always bought men's jeans. I'm short waisted so the waist on men's jeans hit me just right, even thought they are lower for men. I didn't want the waist right at mine like on women's jeans, which was uncomfortable. This was in the day when there was no such thing as low rise jeans for women, of course.
I guess if you wear your jeans on your hips rather than your waist this could work
Except the pocket phone...known to cause cancer...look it up...breast cancer also if worn in bra.
Little known fact: Prior to the recent series, men's pants were made in conjunction with the first 12 incarnations of The Doctor, and thus were always bigger on the inside. So hopefully, Jodie Whittaker will lead the charge for her fellow sisters.
What's the second word in the last line? Can't read, because it's censored.
I have always bought my jeans in the boys/men's department. I have a 36" inseam and girls'/women jeans don't go up that far. Yeah the pockets are a total bonus!
I don't wear jeans at all, but I always have to buy boy's pants and shorts cuz they're the only ones that are COMFORTABLE
why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.
I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.
If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one
Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point
Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.
The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.
Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.
What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.
There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.
When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.
You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
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It's a shame that you're whiney, woman hating a*s still gets to comment on articles.
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You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
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