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When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.

Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

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Caroline Murphy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?

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Anna Lourie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.

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Ola Polowczyk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.

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Elizabeth
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one

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Tarmin Slingerfinger
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point

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Person2638
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.

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Night Owl
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really don't mind that people can tell I'm wearing underwear (if they can see where the outline is for example), it's better than if they think I have no underwear on. See-through clothing still sucks.

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Bunzilla
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even worse is the comment; 'I can see your bra strap'. Uh... yeah? And this is an issue why? Kind of a fact of life.

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Oli Wolfe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And yet guys can walk around with their pants hanging around their thighs and it's ok!!!

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Taryn Wallace
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my god don't get me started on that one.....also what in the actual fluff is my bra strap gonna do to someone???? Yes it's a bit tacky but I have literally seen guys wander around holding their pants cuz they are so far down their a*s!!!!

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Heidi Matsumoto
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was 8 years old, there were a lot of naughty boys messing with our skirts (school uniform) and deliberately show our underwear under the skirt. The boys would laugh a lot and some girls would cry. I also became one of their "victims" and shouted "at least I am wearing underwear while you boys don't wear any"... It was a lie but I made all the girls laugh and shamed the boys... It was bad but it was satisfying. LOL

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Ann Rii
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry you had to go through that at such a young age :/

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Erika Jones
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will use this space to complain about how thin the fabric is on most of the shirts in the teen girls' clothing section. Who wants a shirt that looks like it is made of tissue paper?

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Pollen the Pink Ninja
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so true. Last year I had to do a performance for a class assessment and we had to do it for the public. I left my shirt at home so I called my mum to get it. She brought it in and all was fine until everyone was pointing out my bra. I had to wear a light pink shirt and with the stage lights, you could see my dark blue bra crystal clear and I forgot to ask my mum to pick up my yellow one (I only had a yellow, dark blue and black bra). I was 14! I'm pretty sure it was better than going without and people being able to see my nipples!

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Frankenfrog
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wear a bra and people go crazy if it's visible. Don't wear a bra and people go crazy and can't believe what they're seeing

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Janine B.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must be some kind of an American thing? Never even thought about if anyone could detect what kind of bra I wear nor anyone who ever cared.

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JessG
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not an "American thing" it's just old fashioned thinking. It the past it was absolutely improper to show any hint of underwear. Our Grandparents would find it indecent

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Ann Abdelzaher
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL this is like my step-mother ( I was 24 when her and my dad married) gave me grief because my bra strap was showing.. then yelled at me because I just tucked in back under my shirt without going to the bathroom... ok yeah people know I wear a bra now big deal.

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Neurotic_Octopus
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've used this line in public before. I teach at a college (change 22yo to 'adult female'), and when I said it to a female student before class, someone else spit out their coffee. 10/10 will use again.

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Red Panda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMIGOD!! ALL MY FRIENDS TELL ME TO HIDE MY BRA.... ITS NOT HURTING ANY ONE AND LIKE THE POST SAID, "Oh no!"

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Themis
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The comment was more about the shirt than the bra. Should have understood it at 22.

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but then you, 22 year old female, are going to be angry when you get stares for it.

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Nina S
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean I'd be happy I was marrying the love of my life but also pretty disappointed about not getting a cinnabon

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diane a
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha - reminds me of the time I called the shop to complain my 2 week old TV was not working - they promised to send a repairman out the very next morning. 10 mins later I sheepishly phoned them back to cancel --- we had a power cut.

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please. I beg you. Come on BP and break all these trolls.

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Ozacoter
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how for some people its 'cool' to eat more if you are a thin woman but you are a disgusting cow if you eat the same being a little bit chubby

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Erin
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I'm a 'lady' and I am sitting, I AM sitting like a lady!

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Rose the Cook
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.

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Erin
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HATE THIS!! (not the post, but the fact that people do that)

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Janine B.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every nurse tells me it's usually men who hate blood and injections. ^^

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Bumble
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get heels. I feel like I always have to be prepared to run away when I need to. Like from any social gatherings or my problems. Can't do that in heels.

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r3dd3v1lL
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Running shoes every 3 months? I think I might be too poor to drop 100+ euros/ dollars on shoes 4 times a year.

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Person2638
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.

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nanashi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol and this is why I can't enjoy rewatching my old disney favorites anymore

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just tried reading it out to my hubby and I couldn't tell it for laughing...

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The Girl on Fire
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.

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Ola Polowczyk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.

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Daria B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meh, I just bite it. I don't care about anyone's little fantasies. Ice-cream is not penis. Full stop.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.

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