When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.
Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!
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I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?
why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.
I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.
If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one
STANDING IN MY CHAIR CLAPPING MY HANDS CRAZY AF!
Load More Replies...A little bit off topic, but still related. As a woman, I do agree that the final decision should be ours, but I completely disagree to discard or ban men from participating in the debate for the "women's problems" reasons. Saying that the questions about abortion are an exclusively female topic means we didn't move much further from the mentality of child care and parental responsibility being a "women's only job". It's our bodies, so ours should be the last and definitive word. But usually it takes two to start a pregnancy, and a male can feel the weight of the decision of whether to become a father too. Sure, it's not his body, so his situation will be different, but still they need to be included.
But with current state of society, men hijack all the airtime. So I say, it's women who get to discuss and make decisions until the men learn not to be a******s in the discussions.
Load More Replies...If birth control worked on men it would be law that they receive BC in the mail each month for free. And they would take it each day with a smile on their face.
Reminds me, TMI for some maybe, ya be warned. I went to a sexshop online and looked for some good stuff, and the mens d***s were shamelessly out, but they censured the women, at a sexshop, they censured....The women????? But mens d***s was everywhere???? at an online sexshop????
exactly the thing is some dude leave there children saying i don't want them then why did u have sex with the mother of the child or u could had used f*****g protectin my god and two if u wanna have kid then leav them when there born its like wtf u wanted the kids now your leaveing them cause now u dont f*****g need them wow f*****g bullshit
They're not a person yet. I wouldn't abort, but some of you anti-abortion people are forcing your facts in an unbelievable manner!
Load More Replies...I'd just like to say it doesn't seem important to me who's what gender is protesting abortion. It seems important to me what gender is generating legislature, is voting for it, and implementing it. Mostly men.
Load More Replies...Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point
Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.
The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.
Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.
What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.
There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.
When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.
You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
Load More Replies...It's a shame that you're whiney, woman hating a*s still gets to comment on articles.
Load More Replies...You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
Load More Replies...It's a shame that you're whiney, woman hating a*s still gets to comment on articles.
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