When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.
Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!
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I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?
why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.
I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.
If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one
Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point
Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.
The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.
God yeah, out of all the girls I know, I -the only guy- am probably the most likely to faint at the sight of blood
Load More Replies...I remember reading in a novel set in the medieval Europe. The characters were talking about wars, and a woman said something like: "men go to war to see the blood. Us women, we see our own at every change of the moon." (not trying to prove a point here, just a random thought. The title of the book was Q, written by a group of authors going by different names. This Q was published under Luther Blissett)
I had a female colleague, so scared of blood.. she fainted by sight of it.. We found her often (monthly) passed out in the toilets.
Oh, she should have asked a friend to go with her, to look after her.
Load More Replies...Like in "Game of Thrones", when Jon Snow tried to explain fainting to Ygritte, that girls do it at the sight of blood. She's like, "Girls see more blood than boys ever do."
I like the extended version of this post where they get into werewolves and cult sacrifices
If blood is from random person it won't bother me a bit but if blood is from close family member (Mom, Dad, Sister, Wife, Son) I get week in knees instantly and have fainted as well couple of times. Pretty strange.
I get grossed out at other people's blood but not my own
For me PMS blood is different because like the colour and consistency are different to that of actual blood which makes it more manageable. Actual blood however is shocking fire engine red and watery as c**p 🤢 no thank you
If I remember it correctly(could be wrong, this is of the top of my head), the people who are afraid of blood or faint when they see it, have this condition because they have negative associations(traumas might be too strong) that always surface again when they see it. It makes more sense to me that women might have more negative association exactly because they have to deal with (potentially painful) cycles every month :)
It's usually men who faint. My husband was an EMT and could handle it, but guess who got to take the kids for stitches whenever anything happened? "Oh, I'll stay home with the other kids." Suuuurrre.
If this was the case then we would shut off ourself away from the world for upto 7 days every month. Also,we wouldn't have to deal with crams and mood swings.
yeah never thought about it before. that stereotype doesn't make any sense at all
yeah like what is your problem you think we faint for like two weeks every month? no. we have to deal with blood. part of being a woman.
Ikr? Like I've been to get my blood tested (for various reasons) many times an I'm just like: Ok thanks for poking me with a foot-long needle let's go now mum.
Shtick really? I'm a woman and i definitely don't do blood. I can handle mine knowing why I'm bleeding but if its something like a bad injury i freak out
Load More Replies...Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.
What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.
There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.
When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.
You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
Load More Replies...It's a shame that you're whiney, woman hating a*s still gets to comment on articles.
Load More Replies...You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
Load More Replies...It's a shame that you're whiney, woman hating a*s still gets to comment on articles.
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