Ladies, let's be real with one another. Whether you're walking down the street, dancing at a bar, or browsing online, creepy people somehow always feel the need to bring their unwanted sexual innuendos into your day. Ignoring the creeps and walking away is one option. Burning them so bad with the best comebacks that they run off crying to tell their mom is another.

With this list, we're giving you an entire arsenal of firepower to whip out the next time that guy you went on one date with suddenly asks for a sexting session. Or that guy you've been 'sort of' texting gets a little sexual predator-y vibe with his emojis. Or that guy you literally just said 'hi' to wants to know what you would do if you were with him right now. These losers aren't very original, are they?

Scroll down to see the comebacks of the century, and don't forget to vote for the ones that you'll be mentally noting for future use if an unexpected sexting message reaches you.

#1

You Get What You Ask For

You Get What You Ask For

lolihull Report

#2

Why Would I Do That

Why Would I Do That

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#3

Have A Good Day

Have A Good Day

straightwhiteboystexting.org Report

Imman Khan
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn, that was a sick burn. This needs more upvotes =D

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#5

Thanks, But No

Thanks, But No

kokabiel-shines Report

#8

Complain

Complain

ethreale Report

#10

Practical Comeback

Practical Comeback

UnburntWitch Report

#11

Literally

Literally

Danika Dumont Report

#13

Don't Flatter Yourself

Don't Flatter Yourself

s3rtralin3 Report

#15

The Moon

The Moon

angelcake893 Report

#16

Funny Comebacks

Funny Comebacks

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EvieNiffler
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How mean, why wouldn't he let her kill him for his money?

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#17

Revealing Enough?

Revealing Enough?

straightwhiteboystexting.org Report

Anna Thouvenin
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to chat with a guy who also loved exchanging pics, somehow. Once he asked me to show some parts of myself. He asked for "anything" so I sent a pic of my hand. He spent days talking about how perfect my hand is. What a weirdo.

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#18

Did You Fall From Heaven?

Did You Fall From Heaven?

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#19

Just No

Just No

urmomsabortion Report

#20

Bamboozled

Bamboozled

punchmeluke Report

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kinda expected picture of an ass the animal. But this beats it. xD

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#22

I Told You It's Dark

I Told You It's Dark

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#23

Ok Cool

Ok Cool

Chuchubear Report

Master Markus
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I really feel like being "okay with dating plus-sized women" would go without saying if she is a large woman you're attempting to date. No need to pat yourself on the back for it.

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#24

Do You Know What It Is?

Do You Know What It Is?

captainolivia Report

#25

Why Are We In The Kitchen

Why Are We In The Kitchen

TheOwlAndTheFinch Report

Bender
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha, guest kitchen. Good reflexes :D

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#26

Sea Of D*cks

Sea Of D*cks

terrifichorror Report

#29

A Good Looking Couple

A Good Looking Couple

PenguinsPuffin Report

#30

A Proper Answer

A Proper Answer

emmamesk Report

Vlad Horobet
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the opposite of the word Sex from a form where smart ass people write "twice a day"...

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#31

Amnesia

Amnesia

happinysegg Report

Nini
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Taking roleplay to a whole new level 💕

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#32

Pythagoras's Theorem

Pythagoras's Theorem

lolihull Report

CelSlade
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this! I much prefer the ones where the girls beat them down with intelligence rather than playing dumb.

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#33

You've Deflated My Ego

You've Deflated My Ego

discouragedoptimist Report

#34

I Bet

I Bet

indigopunkk Report

#35

Getting My Sleep

Getting My Sleep

hitlerisastrawberry Report

#37

Savage Comebacks

Savage Comebacks

coolguymandude Report

Lara B.
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What on earth do people on tinder think, that this is a good line to start a conversation?

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#40

Stick To Your Mum

Stick To Your Mum

straightwhiteboystexting.org Report

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the most awkward pick up line I have ever come across

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#41

Taking Souls

Taking Souls

theriversarebroken Report

Friedlander Rosenzweig
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

T.j. Is quite the charmer, huh! Who would hook up with this moron?

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#43

You're*

You're*

straightwhiteboystexting.org Report

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His English is appalling. A mistake in every sentence.

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#44

Proper Grammar

Proper Grammar

alliebp Report

#45

Lacks Dolphins

Lacks Dolphins

tragic-magic Report

Santino Aznar
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eeeh!?!?!?! What is that? That was an absolute pain to read!

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#47

Enough Said

Enough Said

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Erin Hill
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I shall have nightmares about this later

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#48

Favorite Jokes

Favorite Jokes

vitam-post-mortem Report

#50

How Many Bones?

How Many Bones?

newromaantics Report

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He must have extra bones in his head coz bonehead

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#51

Funny Women Comebacks

Funny Women Comebacks

straightwhiteboystexting.org Report

stella
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHHAHAHAHA....I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! !!

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#53

Funny Women Comebacks

Funny Women Comebacks

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#54

Funny Women Comebacks

Funny Women Comebacks

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

15 years old? I wonder how much money he has while still being illegal for sex.

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#55

Funny Women Comebacks

Funny Women Comebacks

condom Report

Arielle PW
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd have to ask why he's wearing my clothes now.. I just washed them, jerk.

#56

Funny Women Comebacks

Funny Women Comebacks

sirlarrs Report

Nini
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd rather be 390 000 000 kilometers away from whoever wants me to sit on their face 😑😑😑

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#57

Funny Women Comebacks

Funny Women Comebacks

sweeetchef Report

Vlad Horobet
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017