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93 Hilarious Wives That All Men Secretly Wish They Were Married To
Marrying someone with a good sense of humor is a one-way ticket to years of laughter, and these wives prove it. They're creative, they're hilarious, and they're honestly trolls sometimes, but that can only make their husbands love them more. In fact, sharing a good sense of humor is viewed by many marriage specialists as the key to a happy union.
Relationships can get way too serious sometimes, especially when stress from work, kids, and expenses gets involved. Laughing together creates a feeling of warmth, relaxation, and bonding, and has even been said to stimulate physical attraction.
Give a round of applause for these wives who know the power of a good joke, and vote for the ones you would use on your significant other.
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My Wife Found A Way To Hide Her Candy
My Wife Brought Home A Life Size Skeleton Replica, This Is What I Walked In On
My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning
I Left For A Day. My Wife Knew Exactly What I Wanted To Do When I Got Home
My Wife Called Me To The Bathroom To See The Work She Did On My Shampoo Bottle
Called My Wife A Sandwich Maker
My Wife Wanted To Let The Pizza Place Know That They're Overdoing It With The Advertising
We Were Looking Through Old Pictures Of Me When My Wife Started Laughing And Got The Dog's Flea Pills From The Cupboard
Wife Pranked Her Husband With A Coyote, Photoshopped Into Their Home
THIS ONE DEFINITELY WINS!! I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING TILL THE END!! X'D
i love how he told her he loves her and how he cares so much about her
I laughed so hard at this! Actually, when I was 8 my dad did bring home a coyote pup and I grew up with her. She was awesome! But photoshop rules!
I think it was great! Some people just talk that way, and obviously she's brought stray weird animals home before. First thought was worry
She is legendary...see, I would have put him out of his misery about half way through. Not her. She is pro. So much funnier going that extra mile. Respect.
I love his stressed out animal planet joke, 'trust the crazy lady, she's an expert'
This women is serious amazing crazy ! How much fun would she be to party with ???😂😂😂😂😂
F*****g hilarious!! My husband would nevertheless believe me if I did that to him.
I laughed so loud throughout this whole thing. OMG!!! She is the best!!!! Literally. Award
wow wow I just love it have laughed till I cried, gee thou he sort of said some rough things didnt he, oh dear could come back to haunt him lol
LMBO!!!! Omg this was soooo hilarious, she is wrong and he was going in on her LOL
This is the best!!! I love this woman! Had be LOLing the whole way thru!
omg I was crying my a*s off at starbucks I couldnt help it-----CLASSIC, THIS WOMAN IS MY IDOL
If this was real, that's a really rude jackass of a husband. I doubt it is because the photoshop is really obvious.
omg, I am totally doing this to my husband when I am home sick next....GAME ON.
Hahahha...a very loving husband trying to be nice inspite of everything😊
I seen this coyote thing a few years back!! One of my all time favorites!! :D :D
Dis is just the way marriage shud be. Couple having a way to stay sweet when it spiralling out of hand as it seems. Love!
Loving Kayla already, wanna wife her even though she is married...lol.
I love Kayla already, I wanna wife her even though she is taken.
What I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall when Justin arrived home!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!
They're going to be together forever :3 AND apparently they're best friends too!
Awww i totally love this couple she's a genius and he's hilariously cute i am creased lol BRILLIANT! ;-D xxx
I am seriously crying so funny had to put the phone down so I wouldn't drop it in the tub
Every time I see this, I end up with tears running down my face - laughing SOOO hard! That could SO be me ROFLMSO
This made my night. Sounds like something I would do to my mom... 😂😂🤣🤣
Technically, coyotes are related to dogs so she was right! High five for her! /)(\
Couldnt stop laughing, out loud, alone. If I only knew how to photoshop,...
I love her. Her husband is so overreacting; I'd pull pranks like that too. LMAO
If I could upvote this more, I would. It is the best prank I've seen in a very long time. Heck what else could make me laugh out loud....really?
Why is it ok to joke about divorce and then "I f*****g hate you". What a douche.
Ha ha, he sounds like a bossy a**e hole, I'm so glad she messed with him 😂
My eyes are watering right now I am laughing SOOO hard. I LOVE this woman!! FYI, coyotes do NOT eat people and Chihuahuas have in fact bitten more people than any other dog breed. She would have been better off with a coyote!!! And dude, open your heart! Animals are the best!
I dont think this is real though. The color of the wives texts change :/
While funny, this is clearly a put on by both parties, and I've thought since the first time I saw it. The husband's first response wouldn't be to call? To get that baby out of the house?? To call both the cops and Animal Control?? C'mon. Coyotes are scary & no one receiving that message would be content to text & then mildly flip out when seeing said coyote on couch next to child. I call fake.
"ANSWER YOUR PHONE" indicates to me he did try to call her...after asking if it was a joke first.
Load More Replies...I think it is fake. Nobody can write correctly when they are angry texting.
She's done things like that in the past so he's probably used to it
Load More Replies...I agree. There are different ways to express concern. I'd be more scared of him than of the coyote.
Load More Replies...My Sister's April Fools' Prank On Her Husband
Was Wondering Why My Wife Was Giggling When She Asked Me To Change The Air Filters
My Pregnant Wife Sent This To Me At 2:12 Am This Morning. I'm Going To Guess That My Snoring Was Quite Bad Last Night
Once My Wife Said This, I Can't Un-See It
My Wife Took This Picture And Has Been Sending It Out And Laughing About It For 3 Hours
I Hope My Husband Feels Special When He Wakes Up. All Eyes Will Be On Him
My Hubby's Reaction When He Tasted That I Added Whiskey To His Coffee
My Wife Got A New Halloween Decoration. I Nearly Shit When I Walked In The Bathroom
Asked My Wife To Get More Magnets For The Fridge With No Restrictions On What Kind
My Wife (A Geologist) Purchased This For Me For My Birthday
My Wife Made Me A Passive Aggressive Flow Chart To Use Every Time I Get Hungry
My Friend Made This For Her Husband
I showed his to my husband, he said " you wish I tolerated you" True love
Just Got This Lovely Anniversary Note From My Lovely Girlfriend
So My Wife Is Going Away For A Few Months. This Is How She Left Our Bed This Morning
As Soon As She Saw It My Wife Took Them Out Of Her Bag And Left Them There
*Races home to have license plate changed to "IH8Muni" *.... now....we wait!
My Wife Has Been Trying Anything To Remind Me To Bring My Lunch To Work
My Wife, An Attorney, Wore Her Halloween Costume To Work Today
My Wife Bought Me Monogram Pajamas For Christmas
This Is What Happens When My Husband, Who Is Married To A Makeup Artist, Has The Nerve To Fall Asleep Early When I'm In Town
My Wife Saw A Cockroach At Work, But Didn't Have The Means To 'Dispose' Of It
My Wife Said "Found Your Mom's Butt Plug"
My Wife's Yard Sale Signs For Tomorrow
My Husband's Going To Love His Valentines Day Surprise
My Wife Called To Say She Picked Up 50 Shades Of Grey. This Was Not What I Was Expecting When I Got Home
My Wife Packed Me Hard Boiled Eggs For Lunch
I Asked The Kind Lady At The Pet Shop For A Shed Tarantula Skin, To Put Amongst The Bananas To Scare My Husband
Came Downstairs And My Wife Gave Me These. Uh, Thanks Honey?
My Wife Asked Me If I Wanted Half Her Twix. She Thinks This Is A Game
I Too Get Bored When My Husband Is Away
I love that the dog has a pipe at the ready beside his plate! How classy! :)
My Wife Bought A New Hairbrush With A Suction Cup At The End. I Found This On The Bathroom Mirror. I Love My Wife!
Christmas Shopping With The Family. My Wife Asked If The Baby Carrier Was Maybe Cutting Off My Son's Circulation
My Wife Woke Me Up To Tell Me I Needed To Fix The "Leak In The Bathtub"
My Husband Told Me My Pregnant Belly Looked Like A Giant Boob. So I Put Makeup On It. He Was Right
My Wife Says This Is The Only Benefit Of Being Pregnant
My Husband Didn't Want A Birthday Cake
Not What My Husband Had In Mind When I Told Him I Made A Sexy Dress
Look What My Wife Did To The Pug
My Firefighter Husband Has To Spend Alternating Nights At The Station So I Got Him This Pillowcase To Keep Him Company
My Wife Gave Me My Birthday Cake
My Wife Thinks I'm Stupid Too
Drove With My Husband To A Job Interview. Found This In The Parking Lot. I Think He's Been Waiting Longer Than Me
My Wife Made A New Phone Case
I Was Complaining About My Recent Cold So My Wife Made Me A Cake To Help Me "Feel Better"
Husband "Forbade" Me To Touch Alduin. This Was My Response. Alduin Totally Loves Me More
My Wife Learned To Make Custom Stickers. This Is How I Found The Roomba Today
Things I Send My Husband While At Work Because I Know He Will Appreciate It
My Husband Says I'm "Being Immature" But I Found This While Gardening And Couldn't Resist
I Told My Husband That When He Gets Tired His Eyes Turn Into Eye Vaginas, He Didn't Believe Me So I Took A Pic And Rotated It
My Wife Is Not A Morning Person But She Had A Big Project At Work Today And Wanted To Go In Early
My Wife And I Make Banners For Each Other On Birthdays. This Was What I Woke Up To This Morning. I Love This Woman
My Wife Said This License Plate Made Her Think Of Me
My Wife Told Her Co-Workers She's Pregnant
Told My Wife " I Really Don't Want Anything Special For My Birthday" Kinda Glad She Didn't Listen.
This Was The Card I Got My Husband For Our Anniversary. What Can I Say? I'm Sentimental
My Wife Had A Little To Drink At Paint Night
My Wife Has Made Mine And Our Children's Lunches For Over 7 Years Now, Yesterday I Moaned About The Sandwiches Being Too Bland. Today I Got This
Wife Made Me A Pillow
Looks at husband: 'I 'pick-a-shoe- when you're naked''? He's like no: I peek-at-you when you're naked. Me: o ye that makes more sense.
I Love Pranking My Husband. So I Set Up The Storm Trooper In The Bathroom And He Nearly Crapped Himself When He Walked In There
My Wife Found Out My Office Is Closing Down
He Was Trying To Argue With Me In The Car So I Whipped In This Spot And Said I Have Something To Tell You (i'm Not Actually But It Shut Him Up Quick)
It Appears My Wife Personalized Our Keurig
T-Shirt I Made For My Husband, Trevor
Valentines Gift From My Wife
My Wife Was Feeling Down In The Hospital. Then She Found This
My Husband And I Took Our 5 Year Old To The Amusement Park For The First Time Today. I'm 9 Months Pregnant, This Was My Favorite Ride
My Husband Was Dreading Turning 40 And I Wanted To Make Him Not Feel So Old. So I Had A Surprise Party For Him And This Is His Cake!
"Just Hydra Things." I Read It Wrong, He Completed And Perfected It
My Husband Was "Too Tired" To Change The Babies Pooped Diaper While I Pumped...i Sent Him This Photo, He Didn't See It Until The Morning. Diaper Was There For About 1hour.
She Sent Me This when I asked her "How Long The Short Pants Were?
Husband Asked Me To Send Him A Sexy Pic
Placed My Husband's Heavy Shoe On A Cockroach For Him To Find.
Walked In The Bedroom The Other Day And My Wife Says "Look What I Made For You!"
1st Father Day, Upgraded!
Hey Bored Panda, what's up with the wording of the title? Why the hell do you guys make it seem like funny women are a "rarity"? There are just as many funny women in the world as there are funny men! There are ALREADY TONS of men who are married to funny women, so the whole "they secretly wish they were married to" most of them probably already are! If this was the other way around and the genders were switched would you write it like that as well?
I think you way overanalyzed the title tbh, but ok, go ahead and be offended...
Load More Replies...Dunno why people get so upset over the 'funny women' tag...lighten up...The Coyote segment is priceless...:):)
I think it would be nice if the pop up ads didn't sabotage the articles Bc when you close them after you will inevitably stumble upon them, it takes you back to the beginning of the page or back to newsreel altogether. I'm not flipping through 10 pages or more to get to the last 2 pages of an article. Happens all the time, very disappointing.
"that can only make their husbands love them more" Nope! But hey, good luck to you!
On the other hand, knowing that there are women like this out there surely makes me appreciate my wife more!
Load More Replies...Every time I see the coyote story I laugh just as hard as the first time I read it. KILLS ME!!!
This says that "all men" secretly wish they were married to women like those in the stories above - WRONG! I am very happily un-married & have absolutely no desire ever to get married. Be careful with them blanket statements.
blugeagua is as perceptive as a cinder block. An across-the-board sense of humor in women is as rare as a 24 carat diamond. Line up a hundred dames and show them a Three Stooges short and try to catch one giggle or smile.
This list starts to fall apart after #76. It was pretty good up until then though.
I've seen #26 written on the internet somewhere before. Not original.
Bored Panda doesn't necessarily claim to be original, it's just putting everything into a collection. Some of these are probably from years ago. Geez some people are so hard to please.
Load More Replies...Hey Bored Panda, what's up with the wording of the title? Why the hell do you guys make it seem like funny women are a "rarity"? There are just as many funny women in the world as there are funny men! There are ALREADY TONS of men who are married to funny women, so the whole "they secretly wish they were married to" most of them probably already are! If this was the other way around and the genders were switched would you write it like that as well?
I think you way overanalyzed the title tbh, but ok, go ahead and be offended...
Load More Replies...Dunno why people get so upset over the 'funny women' tag...lighten up...The Coyote segment is priceless...:):)
I think it would be nice if the pop up ads didn't sabotage the articles Bc when you close them after you will inevitably stumble upon them, it takes you back to the beginning of the page or back to newsreel altogether. I'm not flipping through 10 pages or more to get to the last 2 pages of an article. Happens all the time, very disappointing.
"that can only make their husbands love them more" Nope! But hey, good luck to you!
On the other hand, knowing that there are women like this out there surely makes me appreciate my wife more!
Load More Replies...Every time I see the coyote story I laugh just as hard as the first time I read it. KILLS ME!!!
This says that "all men" secretly wish they were married to women like those in the stories above - WRONG! I am very happily un-married & have absolutely no desire ever to get married. Be careful with them blanket statements.
blugeagua is as perceptive as a cinder block. An across-the-board sense of humor in women is as rare as a 24 carat diamond. Line up a hundred dames and show them a Three Stooges short and try to catch one giggle or smile.
This list starts to fall apart after #76. It was pretty good up until then though.
I've seen #26 written on the internet somewhere before. Not original.
Bored Panda doesn't necessarily claim to be original, it's just putting everything into a collection. Some of these are probably from years ago. Geez some people are so hard to please.
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