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It's not you, it's me. A classic break-up cliche, but what if the same logic applied even before you were in a relationship. Dating is hard, and when asking why you are single it can be cathartic to think, perhaps the problem is not me it's them. But if we are being honest with ourselves maybe we do know why we haven't found "the one." Well, Jimmy Fallon of the Tonight Show has given his viewers a chance to air their dating failures on Twitter. The hashtag is called #WhyImSingle and it has caught on like wildfire. Whether you have too many pet peeves, keep meeting jerks, or haven't met someone that matches your special brand of weird, somebody out there can relate. Check out this short list of "Why I'm Single" tweets featured on the Tonight Show and don't forget to upvote your favs!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahhh yes, the starfish. My girlfriends presumed sleeping position, the only difference is her arm frequently tries to suffocating me and her foot is wedged firmly in my giblets...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This could have turned into a "conversation starter" had he laughed and explained himself. She may have found it (and him) appealing!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha I thought that was a normal thing to do. Before I went on my first date with my now lovely boyfriend, I looked him up and someone with the same name (name is very unique by the way) had a sex offender record in Florida (we live in Connecticut). Me on the first date, “have you ever lived in Florida?”. He laughed and said, “you looked me up didn’t you? By the way i know what you’re talking about, and if you looked closely, that other guy is much younger and he has a different middle name. So no, it’s not me.” Boy was I embarrassed! But we’re still together years later :).

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Doug Kirk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 5 year old son thinks it says "Hot Ham". I like the song better that way.

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Felicia Dale
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay. I would likely respond with the Gilligan's Island theme song or one of the longer, more obscure sea shanties.

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Meg
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to dance to that song in elementary school. :/

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Aaron Kara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cant stand that song. The only thing Uptown Funk gives me is nausea

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somewhere down the list we will find: "I thought I was making progress with the girl I like, until I found out she's a lesbian and she wants my mom. #WhyImSingle"

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One girls creepy is another girls romantic (think Twilight) and stay positive! She's out there :)

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Bored Fox
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have met many pet owners who admit that they sometimes eat pet food because it tastes OK. Or adults who eat baby food because it tastes good and is easy and quick snack.

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Daria B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry, my husband has been wearing same shirts too in the last couple of years. And nobody seems to find it weird. Also, cheaper this way.

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Anne
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should have offered your date some.. you would not be single anymore!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and on the opposite end of that spectrum, i fight like hell to keep my icing OFF the plate--'cause it seems like you can NEVER get it all licked off once it touches it!

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