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We all have those moments, times when reason and logic are temporarily suspended and a brain fart occurs. If you are lucky, you are alone and the only negative consequences are the slightly bruised ego that comes with the realization that you aren't quite as clever as you thought you were.

These people however, were not so lucky. Not only were there witnesses to their mental hiccups, but there were recording devices on hand to capture them in all their glory, for all of us to enjoy. Compiled into a list by Bored Panda, what we have here are genuine head-scratchers, hilariously silly moments of people being dumb to the point that you just gotta ask yourself, what the hell were they thinking?

Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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My Girlfriend, Who's In College For Brain And Behavioral Neuroscience, Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her

My Girlfriend, Who's In College For Brain And Behavioral Neuroscience, Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her

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SykesDaMan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha! This one is funny, and the last two phrases are what makes it great.

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#3

Driving Across The Frozen Lake

Driving Across The Frozen Lake

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Aud Wey
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the marks on the snow!!! first tyre footprints, then a big hole, and then footmarks!!! loll

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#7

He Was Told That We Are Getting Our First Snow Fall... He Laughed And Said No We Are Not

He Was Told That We Are Getting Our First Snow Fall... He Laughed And Said No We Are Not

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#8

They Are So Clever

They Are So Clever

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#10

Some People Wonder Why There Are Warning Labels On Everything. This Is One Example

Some People Wonder Why There Are Warning Labels On Everything. This Is One Example

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Amina Hays
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is only the third picture and I already feel like I've become stupid by proxy.

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#11

Looks Like Someone Put Too Much Soap In The Washing Machine

Looks Like Someone Put Too Much Soap In The Washing Machine

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#12

I Don't Think They Thought This One Through

I Don't Think They Thought This One Through

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#13

Saw These Girls At Ikea. What Were They Thinking?

Saw These Girls At Ikea. What Were They Thinking?

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Ntosh
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

uhm, wow. Were they really serious. This is not even funny, makes me sad that they even tried to fit it in

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#14

How Does This Even Happen?

How Does This Even Happen?

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Chyppa Homer
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"So let's see now. How can I get a bunch of fireman to fondle my a*s ...? I've got it !"

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#15

So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

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#17

Hospital I'm At Is Putting Cookies On The Patient Trays For Halloween. I Don't Think They Thought This Through

Hospital I'm At Is Putting Cookies On The Patient Trays For Halloween. I Don't Think They Thought This Through

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#18

We Own A Family Business. Mom Thought She Bought A Map Of The World For The Conference Room

We Own A Family Business. Mom Thought She Bought A Map Of The World For The Conference Room

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#20

I Don't Think My Mom Understands How Her Rice Cooker Works

I Don't Think My Mom Understands How Her Rice Cooker Works

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#22

That's Not How Cereal Bars Work

That's Not How Cereal Bars Work

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is priceless. I guess he read too much about outback camping food. ("Just add hot water.")

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#23

Saw This Woman Getting A Better View Of The Eclipse

Saw This Woman Getting A Better View Of The Eclipse

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#24

How To Open Wine Without A Wine Bottle Opener

How To Open Wine Without A Wine Bottle Opener

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#26

Trump Watching The Solar Eclipse

Trump Watching The Solar Eclipse

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#27

My Company Wanted To Make Our Fountain Pink For Breast Cancer Awareness. Didn't... Quite Get It Right

My Company Wanted To Make Our Fountain Pink For Breast Cancer Awareness. Didn't... Quite Get It Right

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#28

He Thought He'd Make It To The End Before The Bridge Fully Opened

He Thought He'd Make It To The End Before The Bridge Fully Opened

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mbergen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to watch this like 5 times before I understood the level of stupidity.

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#29

I Don't Think That's How They Are Supposed To Be Used

I Don't Think That's How They Are Supposed To Be Used

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#31

I Was Just Absentmindedly Running My Pen Over My Jeans While Talking To My Teacher And I Didn’t Realise It Was Open

I Was Just Absentmindedly Running My Pen Over My Jeans While Talking To My Teacher And I Didn’t Realise It Was Open

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#35

I Live In A Town Where I Have Been Waiting For This To Happen For Almost 24 Years... Today, It Finally Happened

I Live In A Town Where I Have Been Waiting For This To Happen For Almost 24 Years... Today, It Finally Happened

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#36

Last Week I Put A Piece Of Tape On My Bin Lid To Fix A Crack. My 92-Year-Old Neighbor Obviously Thought We Were Labelling Our Bins With Our Unit Numbers

Last Week I Put A Piece Of Tape On My Bin Lid To Fix A Crack. My 92-Year-Old Neighbor Obviously Thought We Were Labelling Our Bins With Our Unit Numbers

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#37

So I Thought It Would Be Smart To Clean My Keyboard Keys In Hot Water

So I Thought It Would Be Smart To Clean My Keyboard Keys In Hot Water

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hot water might have worked, boiling oil probably was a bit over the top.

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#38

"I Think I'll Put My Television On This Decorative, Non-Structural Mantel"

"I Think I'll Put My Television On This Decorative, Non-Structural Mantel"

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#39

It Is A Bigger Problem Than We Thought...

It Is A Bigger Problem Than We Thought...

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mocochang
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

maybe he didn't want to bend down as much to reach the basket, so he used multiple ones to make it higher?

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#40

When You Come Back To Eat Your Eggs That Have Definitely Been Boiling For Long Enough By Now

When You Come Back To Eat Your Eggs That Have Definitely Been Boiling For Long Enough By Now

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#41

This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

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#42

This Was Not A Good Idea

This Was Not A Good Idea

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Here to Troll
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would one ever put something with claws that can move quickly and nimbly near one's nude genitals??

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#43

And You Thought You Were Having A Bad Day

And You Thought You Were Having A Bad Day

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#44

Do Not Park On The Beach

Do Not Park On The Beach

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#45

This Is What Happens When Your 2,088 Week Old Mother Loves To Push Buttons In Her New Car

This Is What Happens When Your 2,088 Week Old Mother Loves To Push Buttons In Her New Car

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#46

This Is My Favourite Item Ever Returned At Walmart. Happened At My Store

This Is My Favourite Item Ever Returned At Walmart. Happened At My Store

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Hannah Faith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my parents buy and sell things on facebook and i read some of the notes and one of them said "Does not turn on" but all i did was f*****g PLUG IT IN and the damn thing turned on. peoples stupidity surprises me

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#47

My Friend's Mother Thought That The Croissants Would Just Roll Themselves Up While Cooking

My Friend's Mother Thought That The Croissants Would Just Roll Themselves Up While Cooking

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Merri Tan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry... just eat them... they will auto-roll-up while in stomach

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#48

People In Oregon Aren't Allowed To Pump Their Own Gas. This Is What It Looks Like When They Travel

People In Oregon Aren't Allowed To Pump Their Own Gas. This Is What It Looks Like When They Travel

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#49

I Thought This Happens Only In Cartoons

I Thought This Happens Only In Cartoons

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#50

Someone Showed Up At My Friend's Hospital With This Last Night

Someone Showed Up At My Friend's Hospital With This Last Night

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#51

Guy Gets Too Close To Wild Fox While Snapchatting It, Fox Steals His Wallet

Guy Gets Too Close To Wild Fox While Snapchatting It, Fox Steals His Wallet

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#52

Some People's Stupidity Is Beyond Me

Some People's Stupidity Is Beyond Me

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically, he or she might have met the insurance terms to "fix the lock to a solid object". Practically, well, nevermind.

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#54

I Don't Think He Realized He'd Be Filmed From This Angle

I Don't Think He Realized He'd Be Filmed From This Angle

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#55

This Is What Happens When Your Dumb Manager Doesn't Believe That Dough Will Continue To Rise

This Is What Happens When Your Dumb Manager Doesn't Believe That Dough Will Continue To Rise

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#56

Let Me Stand Near This Spinning Brush With A Long Hose

Let Me Stand Near This Spinning Brush With A Long Hose

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#57

A Buddy Of Mine Seemed To Think Stick Sun Screen Was A Good Idea

A Buddy Of Mine Seemed To Think Stick Sun Screen Was A Good Idea

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Nina Ballard
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least we now know that sunscreen actually works , if you put it on correctly

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#58

Today Someone Decided To Make An Illegal U Turn At The Worst Possible Time

Today Someone Decided To Make An Illegal U Turn At The Worst Possible Time

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#59

This Shopper

This Shopper

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Ntosh
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe she could not get the basket out so decided to take the whole thing

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#60

Woman At Station Using Gasoline To Clean Bumper

Woman At Station Using Gasoline To Clean Bumper

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#61

In Rare Incident, Suburban Man Claims He's Smaller Than He Actually Is

In Rare Incident, Suburban Man Claims He's Smaller Than He Actually Is

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#62

Frankly I'm Not Even Sure What Was Being Attempted Here

Frankly I'm Not Even Sure What Was Being Attempted Here

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#63

Potted At A McDonald's Drive Thru In Tennessee

Potted At A McDonald's Drive Thru In Tennessee

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#64

I Have Discovered The Longest Length Of Board I Can Fit In My Car... Apparently A Hair Shy Of 10 Feet!

I Have Discovered The Longest Length Of Board I Can Fit In My Car... Apparently A Hair Shy Of 10 Feet!

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#65

So This Happened At My University Today

So This Happened At My University Today

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#66

I Just Got This Snap Chat From My Brother

I Just Got This Snap Chat From My Brother

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Victor Vakaras
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it's your brother why does he say "my mom"? Wouldn't you have the same mother?

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#67

My 12 Year Old Nephew Decided That Hitting A Spray Paint Can With A Hammer Was A Good Idea

My 12 Year Old Nephew Decided That Hitting A Spray Paint Can With A Hammer Was A Good Idea

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#68

Was Trying To Land My Quadcopter On My Dad's Head

Was Trying To Land My Quadcopter On My Dad's Head

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#69

Hold My Beer While I Make My Escape

Hold My Beer While I Make My Escape

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#70

There Was An Attempt To Steal A Light Pole

There Was An Attempt To Steal A Light Pole

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#71

My Wife Is A Court Reporter And This Just Happened

My Wife Is A Court Reporter And This Just Happened

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#72

Let's Put On A Ton Of Shirts, What Could Go Wrong?

Let's Put On A Ton Of Shirts, What Could Go Wrong?

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Ntosh
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This makes me uncomfortable just looking at it. I have a weird fear of being trapped, I don't know how to explain it. But I panic when I can't use my arms or free myself from something. Not being to get these shirts off would make me panic and cry and probably lose my mind a bit.

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#73

Not One Of My Brightest Moments

Not One Of My Brightest Moments

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#74

Neighbor Just Tried To Throw His Christmas Tree From The Balcony. Not Sure Where It Should’ve Landed Ideally

Neighbor Just Tried To Throw His Christmas Tree From The Balcony. Not Sure Where It Should’ve Landed Ideally

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#75

I'm Not A Smart Man

I'm Not A Smart Man

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#76

If It Fits... I Park A Car In A Van

If It Fits... I Park A Car In A Van

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#77

I've Heard Of "Painting Yourself Into A Corner" But My Wife Took It A Step Further. I Don't Even Know

I've Heard Of "Painting Yourself Into A Corner" But My Wife Took It A Step Further. I Don't Even Know

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#78

Didn't Know The Shop Had A Barber On Tap

Didn't Know The Shop Had A Barber On Tap

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#79

Thought I Was Using The Wet Wipes In My Bathroom, I Was Wrong. RIP My A**hole

Thought I Was Using The Wet Wipes In My Bathroom, I Was Wrong. RIP My A**hole

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#80

My Mum's Work Friend Sent Her A Present. She Thought It Was A Keyring

My Mum's Work Friend Sent Her A Present. She Thought It Was A Keyring

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#82

Traveling With My Mom. Saw Her Phone, And Investigated. Informed Her That She Used The Screen Protector's Throwaway Film Instead Of The Actual Screen Protector. She Literally Used Trash As A Screen Protector

Traveling With My Mom. Saw Her Phone, And Investigated. Informed Her That She Used The Screen Protector's Throwaway Film Instead Of The Actual Screen Protector. She Literally Used Trash As A Screen Protector

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#83

A Disaster Of Idiotic Proportions Waiting To Happen

A Disaster Of Idiotic Proportions Waiting To Happen

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