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You get into an argument with someone, the two of you are going at each other back and forth, and they get you so riled up that you suddenly can't think of a good comeback. Until you're taking a shower two years later.

There's actually a French term for this called l'esprit de l'escalier. It describes the feeling you get when you come up with the perfect reply after the fact.

We've all been there. It's devastating.

So let's take a moment and pay our respects to the people who can, in fact, deliver the goods on the spot. Taken from the appropriately titled subreddit r/MurderedByWords, here are some of the best ways to end a disagreement.

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Australians Are Easily Offended

Australians Are Easily Offended

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Witty comebacks can not be planned. They are made in the moment. In a heated argument, timing is everything and that means your answer must be as fast as the words that surprised you. But somewhat counterintuitively, the key to coming up with a winning retort is to hone your listening skills.

According to Abigail Paul, the artistic director at the Theatre Language Studio (TLS) in Frankfurt, people think faster than others speak, giving the listener "extra time" to compose an answer, even while they give the appearance of still listening to what the other person is saying.

Consider this: how many times have you been on a conference call and already had an idea to share, an answer to a question or a solution to a problem before the person on the line has even finished his sentence? The same listening skills and thought processes apply when a conversation turns sour and you need to defend yourself.

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What Makes Fetal Heartbeat So Special?

What Makes Fetal Heartbeat So Special?

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Yeah Homie

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Suzanne Tilson
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If two kids are playing and one has a stick( knowing sticks have the ability to be dangerous), don't you take the stick. If you give them both sticks, something bad will happen. Same with guns

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A 16 Year Old Takes Her Shot And Politely Dispatches Her Belittling Elders

A 16 Year Old Takes Her Shot And Politely Dispatches Her Belittling Elders

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Suzanne Tilson
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Preach sister. That's the sanest thing I've heard all day. Good for you

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The question is how to refocus that extra time you have while you're listening.

"Most of us don't listen to the whole message, we are just waiting to make our own points. There is no magic bullet to getting better at listening besides practice," Paul, who teaches improvisation theatre techniques, told the BBC.

One strategy to perfect your listening skills is through a simple game of one-word volleyball, where two people build a story by rapidly taking turns to add a word to what the other said immediately before. The game forces you to listen actively and respond spontaneously.

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Nope, Not Benny Boy

Nope, Not Benny Boy

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Murdering babies “outside” the womb? That’s not abortion, that’s what the NRA puppets are allowing to happen all over the US

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Lee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The crazy far right has started this absolutely false and abhorrent rumor that the left is trying to allow people to off a baby 28 days after it is born if they "don't like taking care of it". Just to get the facts straight, no SANE person in the US thinks that babies should have what amounts to a trial period. That is the same year mongering that brought about Pizzagate and other unfounded theories.

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Mixed Reality Portal
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rumoured to be a doctor? Wow how to demean someone in one passive aggressive sentence. What an a*s.

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Suzanne Tilson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Feminism is doing what you want. Not whining about foetuses you don't plan to help raise. So tell the patriarchy were coming for it next.

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Mrs. Jan Glass
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's also point out that 100% of unplanned, unwanted, and/or unviable pregnancies are caused by penises. Time to be really pro-life, Conservatives, and line up for your mandatory vasectomies!

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Kayjunmoon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's feminism got to do with caring for your child or doing your job?

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Impetus
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well. Feminism sort of says you should get equal pay and share childcare and chores at home, so kind of everything? Although in this case, podcaster dude should've taken an extra night for the team and let his wife the doctor sleep because her job is hard enough. But then, she married Ben Shapiro, so

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Evan Singleton
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems like mom, the amazing doctor, missed the class on infectious diseases.

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Andrea Pereira
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't know why people are downvoting you. I came here to say the same thing. Awesome "feminist" husband should had taken care of the baby both nights, since flu is a highly infectious disease and wife is a health care provider, in direct contact with imune compromised people.

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Nikki Sevven
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is no such thing as a "baby inside the womb." That's what doctors call a "fetus."

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Id row
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On any given day, there are nearly 424,000 children in foster care in the US. Where are these pro-lifers when there's so many kids in need of a home? Why aren't they stepping in to offer to care for them? Because they're ignorant hypocrites, that's why.

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Brian bell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Feminism is a belief system/ movement whereby people of all genders are treated equally and fairly across the boards. Whatever it is the dipshit Shapiro is talking about has nothing to do with feminism... Actually nothing he ever says has anything to do with anything... so there is that...

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Tired Disaster
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before I started going on Bored Panda, I didn't know Ben Shapiro existed. I wish I still didn't know Ben Shapiro existed.

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Hill Branda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who the heck made up this nonsense? The only murder of children happening outside the womb is on our city streets, where every f**kwit with an index finger thinks it's his right to own an AR-15 and shoot anyone who crosses their path.

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LynzCatastrophe
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you think feminism means that a mom takes care of her sick child after work, spends most of the night doing so, and then goes to work again to repeat. Feminism is apparently a mother working. That isn't Feminism dude, that's simply the way it is. Care to explain to us why you, a podcaster who probably has an easier job, also probably at home, wasn't the one taking care of his child so you can let your wife get a few hours of rest?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who are these people killing babies AFTER they are born ??? cant believe people buy this BS

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Good Luckas
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol I swear to god I always see this guy getting roasted it’s so funny.

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Wysteria_Rose
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...am I the only one who felt that was a huge stretch to compare those two things?

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Marco Conti
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whenever you think you are inadequate and out of touch, remember there is Ben Shapiro saying something even more stupid out there.

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Dave Nalesnik
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dang, Ben Shapiro, can I get you some salve for that SICK BURN? 😂JK, I wouldn’t p*ss on you to put you out if you were on fire.

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JustGiveMeSomeTruth
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ben Shapiro is hard working and well known... I never heard of zward25... he's a nobody and a subject expert on nothing

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Chewie Baron
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn’t he say something about zip ties recently, and it was turned into a delicious burn against him? That was funny.

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Iifa A.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Children be a little older the wife will have mental breakdown. She will get divorced, take your children and half of your earnings. And for this reason only I wholeheartedly support divorce over therapy. If my husband would openly on public forum under his own name say something so stupid I would also get full custody of children. Bad influence. I wouldn't be able.to type such a stupid message under full name. You shouldn't be donating sperm, and you got married and children.... I'm so sorry for this tragedy, hopefully the wife will eventually live in respect and love she deserves and meets a true man. Not this a*s that escaped the circus believing he is the prince on white horse.

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William Shen
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if someone with a NFT pfp A NFT PFP is smarter than you than your not smart your dumb

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Jaybird3939
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Killing babies outside the womb is homicide. They want to charge Dr's who perform abortions to be on Death Row. This is government overreach to the max.

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Keley Babs
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Murdering fetuses outside the womb?! What in the Tucker-Carlson is he talking about?!

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Emmydearest
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Feminism is what allowed his wife to become a doctor in the first place. Feminism is what allowed her to marry the man she wanted at the age she wanted and to plan her pregnancy to her more convenient time. Feminism is what brought him, a conservative close-minded husband, to feel the need to reassure the public that he was going to take care of his daughter the next night, instead of making the wife do "such a women's job".... Feminism is what liberated women and showed the world we are just as worthy as men. Banning abortion is a pure step behind, plain and simple.

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Veronica Vatter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He doesn't work inside his room? He travels to the studio and does more than just film. But go ahead and dismiss the work his wife does

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Cara G
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I go into convulsive fits of rage at the sight, or worse, the sound of Shmen Shmapiro. This one really could have used a TW 🤬

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SAF saf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It sounds like Ben doesn't think too highly of his wife huh?

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw the title and thought it was about Benny from Fallout New Vegas lol Edit; But Benny from FNV is better than Scumbag Shapiro. And the Benny from FNV literally shot you in the head…

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Gozer LeGozerian
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He must've drugged her for her to even consider marrying this creep

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Todd Anderson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where do you live that people murder babies? Here in Blue states, they only abort embryos and fetuses. And not outside the womb! You Red states are barbarians!

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Zedrapazia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine being so pathetic an NFT Bro with Bored Ape picshas better arguments than you.

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#9

Fatality, Fatality

Fatality, Fatality

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a man, and I've loved fruity drinks since 1997. Since when has fruit been a problem?

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"The goal is that we let go of our own ego and our own ideas because a huge part of listening is that you really have to be willing to be changed by what's being said," Paul explained.

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In the case of snide remarks, if you know your colleague has a tendency to make them, train your brain to listen to his or her words carefully and be prepared to quickly defuse the situation. "You take away the control factor," she said.

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Yes, Well, You See, I'm Never Wrong

Yes, Well, You See, I'm Never Wrong

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In that case we can take care of those pro lifers* loads water gun of grape juice* since none of them are civil

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Dumbass. Couldn't Think Of Anything Wittier

Dumbass. Couldn't Think Of Anything Wittier

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If a colleague tells you, "Oh that’s real smart," Paul says she might try responding with this: "Thanks. I don't always receive praise for my intelligence."

Or "That’s the best you can do?" But you can also try: "I'm afraid so. Where do we go from here?"

#14

Don't Be That Guy

Don't Be That Guy

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Djennie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As well as creepy this would be mostly ineffective. Most of us have a specific number we use so we don’t get caught out on it. I used to use the number of an ex boss of mine who was a gross sexist creep. I figured they could flock together.

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Greatest Country In The World!

Greatest Country In The World!

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Suzanne Tilson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In parts of Africa we have harmattan. In the US you have " thousand are killed by a reckless government who is more like a corporation than a government" season. I'll take chapped lips over bullets in geometry any day

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Preacher Speaking God's Word

Preacher Speaking God's Word

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, I'm honestly so tired of these nutters coming in here and shoving their religion in our faces.

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Another idea is to try and forget your pride and raise the status of the other person. "Status" used in this sense comes from the rules of improvisation theatre, where you have to make your stage partner look good.

Let's say a manager or colleague takes a swipe at you repeatedly. Paul suggests the "status move," which is best conveyed in tone of voice.

#18

They Always Forget About That Part

They Always Forget About That Part

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Kayjunmoon
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More humans to work multi jobs for less than minimum wage and live in misery without healthcare paid for. Maybe bring back child labour and really stop the rot of human rights. Next on the list stop women having property rights. In for a penny etc.

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Armadillos Are Funny Looking Animals

Armadillos Are Funny Looking Animals

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't have to be part of the people to want rights for them, you selfish clodhopper

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They Should Know How To Survive Without One Person

They Should Know How To Survive Without One Person

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Suzanne Tilson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guilting people into staying at work? Tsk tsk, I expected better, capitalism

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Louder With Dumbass

Louder With Dumbass

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"You could respond to 'Would you suggest something better?' with 'Well, I see you've got some great ideas already, but I think we could perhaps make the whole thing work even better,'" said Paul.

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"Of course, with the wrong tone, they would all come out nasty. It's not really about the text, so much as it is the tone."

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She Works At Mcdonalds

She Works At Mcdonalds

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Suzanne Tilson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Hunger Games was meant to inspire us...so let's let it. The elites must pay...us for our efforts

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Economics Are Hard

Economics Are Hard

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Suzanne Tilson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Minimum wage won't cause inflation. Capitalist greed causes inflation. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

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I Think He Just Did

I Think He Just Did

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There’s something to be said for killing someone with kindness and often the best retorts are comebacks that are witty, take the higher moral ground, are appropriate, and most importantly, positive.

According to Belina Raffy, a business improvisation consultant who once worked with a condescending manager, when banter turns toxic, it kills all ideas in the office. Even worse, it leaves a negative drag on other people's energy and tears teams apart.

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She Literally Wrote A Whole Song About It

She Literally Wrote A Whole Song About It

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone should be allowed to wear whatever they want whenever they want but the world is judgemental and so they criticise people just because of their clothing. People reading this, know that your body is your choice and you can wear whatever you want anytime. Feel free to express yourself, but please never judge people just because of their clothing.

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That's Because Australia Isn't Real

That's Because Australia Isn't Real

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Bible is actually dated back to the HUMAN THAT WROTE IT. Moron, I tell thee!!

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Her Go To Work A**

Her Go To Work A**

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe you should stop taking photos of this poor woman doing her job. What a pervert.

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When a negative comment is made in a work setting — where, hopefully, everyone wants to see projects succeed and keep their jobs — those comments usually come from a place of insecurity.

For example, a colleague may be unsure how to approach a particular task — he may believe that throwing the attention back to somebody else with a negative retort will remove the focus from his (real or perceived) ineptitude.

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Weird Al Yankovic Destroys Kid Rock’s New Music Video

Weird Al Yankovic Destroys Kid Rock’s New Music Video

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Got Hit With The "Come See Me After Class"

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Completely And Totally Unnecessary

Completely And Totally Unnecessary

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People who only consider their own survival from illness are both selfish and stupid. The point of vaccination is never for one specific individual to die or survive but to make sure a greater number total survives (and then there's all the people who won't have to live with whatever other issues the diseases might leave behind, like infertility, blindness, chronic fatigue and so on).

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Millennials Are Ruining Population Stability

Millennials Are Ruining Population Stability

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

uh... climate change anyone? Why bring a new life into a beautiful world that we. are rapidly destroying?

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Positive comments are generally a far better tool for keeping projects on track while showing your love of linguistic acrobatics. Others will find the humor in them and negative interactions quickly cease. If a colleague says, "this project is going nowhere fast," you could say, "at least it's going and I intend to steer it in the right direction."

In fact, according to Raffy, positive witty comments build trust among colleagues, bosses, and subordinates, and they can turn a formerly harsh environment into an accepting one, where everyone’s opinion matters.

#35

Correlation ≠ Causation

Correlation ≠ Causation

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No Statute Of Limitations On Murder

No Statute Of Limitations On Murder

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm just waiting for these pro lifers to have a loved one with a incompetent womb and no way to survive a pregnancy and see how they handle it

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Don't Tag The Person You're Lying About

Don't Tag The Person You're Lying About

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing burns more than the person you talked about actually confirming its not true

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Negative comments, however, do the opposite. "They increase tension, make a person feel excluded or inferior, and as though they are not in the 'in group' which is in the know," she pointed out.

Raffy recommends trying to reveal the "ridiculousness of the situation," without making the antagonist into the villain. It's much better to turn them into the "victim" of the absurd circumstances instead.

#38

Well Yeah, The Whole Thing Was Crap To Begin With

Well Yeah, The Whole Thing Was Crap To Begin With

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who got in trouble in 7th grade after a boy followed her into the bathroom because I was "annoying" him with my bubble necklace (he kicked me, in the girls' bathroom, but he was a good boy and that couldn't have been his fault) I find it very depressing that this is still where we are. And incidentally, I think any trans ladies I've shared a bathroom with would've helped me kick his a*s.

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Languages Are Fun!

Languages Are Fun!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, letters start viruses that kill millions of people now? We're all doomed.

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The Single Most British Murder I've Ever Seen

The Single Most British Murder I've Ever Seen

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"The best retorts speakthe truth — when a person calls something that the other people didn't see," Paul said. "That's generally what makes us laugh."

And usually, that's the end goal of a witty comeback — to get people to laugh. A shared laugh is a great way to reduce tension. Of course, the "rules" for online banter are a bit different and you generally have more time to work with, but most of these principles still apply.

#42

“Owning The Libs”

“Owning The Libs”

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Suzanne Tilson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who do you think want your shiny, eco friendly, no need for oil or oil companies car

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Win-Win Situation

Win-Win Situation

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Ranger Kanootsen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How pathetic. Just stop putting the rest of us in danger with your antivax b******t, ok??

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Lemon Squeezy!

Lemon Squeezy!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is a common thing for wealthy people to believe poor people "just don't want to work". If you're the sort of person who might feel bad that you have eight cars and four houses while some people are struggling to feed their children, this helps you feel better about it without actually having to acknowledge that you got lucky and other people didn't.

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#49

Facts Aren't As Important As Your Narrative

Facts Aren't As Important As Your Narrative

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if she was Egyptian, she still wouldn't be black, she would be tan. Americans need to understand that not all Africans are black and not all black people are African Americans.

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Bro Hit Him With The Receipt

Bro Hit Him With The Receipt

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