When you see a weird image depicting an improbable scenario, lousy acting, and that peculiar editing style, you can instantly tell that it's a stock photo. However, there's just something about these weird photos that make them so distinguishable and often laughable. And though these images were primarily made to be sold, it's impossible to think anyone would choose these even they were free stock photos. Bored Panda has collected a mass of strange and funny photos from sites like iStock or Shutterstock that no one will ever use, and they will definitely make you say WTF.
From a grandma teaching a group of blond children the secrets of "stab between the fingers" to a female version of Adolf Hitler peeling potatoes, the photographers behind these weird stock photos were probably trying a bit too hard. And it's not that we don't appreciate all the work that went into producing them... We just think each of them should come with an in-depth commentary by the author, explaining what was going on in their head while creating such a funny stock photo worthy of our list.
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Grandma Teaches Blond Children Important Life Lessons
Guy Reaches Through Computer Screen And Types Backwards While A Surprised Cat Looks Off Into The Distance
"A Centaur Has Met The Wrong Half. He Was Very Puzzled."
Cat With A Bouquet At The Feet Of Mistress
Woman Throwing Spaghetti In A Forest
Excuse Me Miss, But That's My D You're Sitting On
Same actors as in the more famous Distracted Boyfriend / Man Looking at Other Woman meme.
This Proposal
"Hey Lady, Your Computer Isn't Even Switched On"
I think I've been quoting SootHouse too much on these images.
Umm, Yeah, I Think We Found The Murderer
This Boy Installing The Newest Piece Of Software
Cat Snake Cooking A Magical Potion
No Potatoes While I'm Working Please
Male Human Holds His Blobfish
Need To Get Home Before The Storm, But I’m Hitting All The Cat Lights
I Searched For "A Large Bird" On Google And Was Not Disappointed
Hitler With Potatoes And A Picnic Blanket Looking Dress
That looks like an Estonian rapper Tommy Cash. He has unusual but otherwise great videos.
Lol Stop Struggling And Let Me Stab U
Should I Call The Ambulance Already? (Notice The Hand)
Some dumb person like me wouldn't think anything wrong with it. Spoiler: She's holding the metal bit
"Hacker" Stockphotos Are The Best
Drinking And Driving Taken To A Whole New Level
Catanic Featuring Leornado Dicatrio And Cate Winslet
Real Art
Child Breaks The Fourth Dimension And Creates A Loophole, Sending His Legs Into A Different Dimension And Breaking His Back, All While Laughing About It.
How To Keep Your Kids Safe On The Internet
Goodbye You Slimey Freak
Just Taking A Bath
Memory Loss Is More Painful Than You Might Think
African American Snake At Job Interview
She's Just A Little Moody, Now Get The F*cking Pickles
Woman Tackling A Mugger Who Forgets He Has Two Hands
Man With A Cake As A Pillow
Asian Woman Spits On A Cock
Dead Chickens Dancing On Earth
Doctor Has A Special Advice For You
Old Man Uses Toilet Paper As Binoculars
This Is A Search Result For "Evolution" - Pretty Much Sums It Up
Sad Man No Stop Oil
What We Need Is A Picture Of A Blindfolded Woman In Lingerie Holding A Pomegranate With A Octopus On It. Oh And Could You Set Up A Mirror In The Corner Showing Another Woman Sulking? Perfect. Thanks
Man Photoshopped Onto Egg
Bald Man Chisels His Way Into Your Privacy
This
Astronaut Asking For Wishes From A Horse Genie
He's ACTUALLY seeking advice from horse Aladdin about the state of Agrabah in 2018.
Man Has Relax Time Inside Of Washing Machine
If You Rub This Potato On Your Skin, You'll Live Forever!
Bare Chested Man With Tattoos, Wearing Butterfly Wings
A Young Boy Trying To Kill Himself With A Barcode Scanner
Potassium Just Goes Right Through Me
"Lemme Help You Out With That!"
Same guys from "Man in awe of some guy peeing" - what the hell did they do in that bathroom...
Still In Denial About His Hair Loss
Do bald people wash their head with shampoo or with shower gel? Going bald pretty soon and need some intel.
Average Rooftop Rainday Showdown
A Man Stands With Two Gourds In Hand, Wearing Nothing But A Speedo
Melon Man.
The Unconventional Birth Of A Pineapple
Why Istock? I Searched "Finance". Came Up In The First Page Of Results
Disgusted Dietitian Nutritionist Checking Examine Sweet Roll Bun With Stethoscope. Because Why Not?
Also, her stethoscope is backwards. The ear canals angle toward the front of the head,
Chasing Streaker Through Head Cabbage Field
😨 Uhh.. Just me or has this pic just made every one confused & creeped the fuck out?
"I Asked You How You Like Your Eggs!"
A Dwarf Hairless Rat Unzips Her Friend To Reveal A Crested Gecko Underneath
Stock Photos Of A Hostage Except The Girl Unable To Pretend She's Not Into It
Stock Photos You Wish You Could Use
Man In Awe Of Some Guy Peeing
Like The Father So The Son
Young Girl Glued To The Wall With Duct Tape, So Daddy Can Relax And Have A Beer
This Nun Praying To The Celestial Being Of The Seas
If Samsung Released A Laptop
Soccer Mom
Moving Out
How Did Stock Photos Beat Bojack To This Scene?
If This Isn't Me, I Don't Know What Is
Electric Carrot
"I Get It, You Vape"
Ajit Pai Attempts To Destroy The Internet
Car Salesman Won't Take No For An Answer
Frog Dog
Guy Casually Smiling While Taking A Smoke Break And Talking On The Phone. Also There Is Man Tied Up In His Trunk.
Why Is He So Puzzled By That Broccoli
This Woman, Who Is Checking Out Her Own Ass Which Has Been Cut Off From The Rest Of Her Body
Ghost Riders Granny Has Dementia, Watch Your Ass
This Man Not Quite Realising The Situation He Is In
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Malware
Disturbed Teenager Grinding Carrots
Naked Businessman With Briefcase In Office
Three-Eyed Cat
Contemplating Corn
Why the Geordi visor, though? Corn as contemplated by a gender/ race bent Head of Engineering from Star Trek:TNG?
