When you see a weird image depicting an improbable scenario, lousy acting, and that peculiar editing style, you can instantly tell that it's a stock photo. However, there's just something about these weird photos that make them so distinguishable and often laughable. And though these images were primarily made to be sold, it's impossible to think anyone would choose these even they were free stock photos. Bored Panda has collected a mass of strange and funny photos from sites like iStock or Shutterstock that no one will ever use, and they will definitely make you say WTF.
From a grandma teaching a group of blond children the secrets of "stab between the fingers" to a female version of Adolf Hitler peeling potatoes, the photographers behind these weird stock photos were probably trying a bit too hard. And it's not that we don't appreciate all the work that went into producing them... We just think each of them should come with an in-depth commentary by the author, explaining what was going on in their head while creating such a funny stock photo worthy of our list.
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Grandma Teaches Blond Children Important Life Lessons
Guy Reaches Through Computer Screen And Types Backwards While A Surprised Cat Looks Off Into The Distance
"A Centaur Has Met The Wrong Half. He Was Very Puzzled."
Excuse Me Miss, But That's My D You're Sitting On
Same actors as in the more famous Distracted Boyfriend / Man Looking at Other Woman meme.
This Proposal
"Hey Lady, Your Computer Isn't Even Switched On"
I think I've been quoting SootHouse too much on these images.
Cat Snake Cooking A Magical Potion
Need To Get Home Before The Storm, But I’m Hitting All The Cat Lights
I Searched For "A Large Bird" On Google And Was Not Disappointed
Hitler With Potatoes And A Picnic Blanket Looking Dress
That looks like an Estonian rapper Tommy Cash. He has unusual but otherwise great videos.
Should I Call The Ambulance Already? (Notice The Hand)
Some dumb person like me wouldn't think anything wrong with it. Spoiler: She's holding the metal bit
Child Breaks The Fourth Dimension And Creates A Loophole, Sending His Legs Into A Different Dimension And Breaking His Back, All While Laughing About It.
Dead Chickens Dancing On Earth
Old Man Uses Toilet Paper As Binoculars
This Is A Search Result For "Evolution" - Pretty Much Sums It Up
Sad Man No Stop Oil
What We Need Is A Picture Of A Blindfolded Woman In Lingerie Holding A Pomegranate With A Octopus On It. Oh And Could You Set Up A Mirror In The Corner Showing Another Woman Sulking? Perfect. Thanks
Man Photoshopped Onto Egg
Astronaut Asking For Wishes From A Horse Genie
He's ACTUALLY seeking advice from horse Aladdin about the state of Agrabah in 2018.
Man Has Relax Time Inside Of Washing Machine
If You Rub This Potato On Your Skin, You'll Live Forever!
A Young Boy Trying To Kill Himself With A Barcode Scanner
"Lemme Help You Out With That!"
Same guys from "Man in awe of some guy peeing" - what the hell did they do in that bathroom...
Still In Denial About His Hair Loss
Do bald people wash their head with shampoo or with shower gel? Going bald pretty soon and need some intel.
A Man Stands With Two Gourds In Hand, Wearing Nothing But A Speedo
Disgusted Dietitian Nutritionist Checking Examine Sweet Roll Bun With Stethoscope. Because Why Not?
Also, her stethoscope is backwards. The ear canals angle toward the front of the head,
Chasing Streaker Through Head Cabbage Field
😨 Uhh.. Just me or has this pic just made every one confused & creeped the fuck out?