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Ever wanted to escape to a cabin deep in the woods and shut yourself away from the world, to retreat to a place where your closest neighbor is so far away that you don't know if you even have neighbors?

Well, if you answered "no" then you might feel differently after checking out this list compiled by Bored Panda. In it you'll find a collection of some of the funniest, the strangest, and the scariest neighbors we could find. From people who like to hold late-night conferences with watermelons to folks with full-sized planes parked in their driveways, the list below will either make you yearn for that cabin in the woods, or it'll make you wish you didn't live in such a boring neighborhood!

#1

I Adopted The Neighborhood Stray Cat. My Neighbor's Cat Got Her Pregnant. Woke Up To This

I Adopted The Neighborhood Stray Cat. My Neighbor's Cat Got Her Pregnant. Woke Up To This

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#2

Neighbors Left Their Sprinklers On Overnight. It Dipped Below Freezing. Now They Have A Narnia Yard

Neighbors Left Their Sprinklers On Overnight. It Dipped Below Freezing. Now They Have A Narnia Yard

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#3

This Is Carter. He Knocked On My Door To Ask If He Could Have A Banana Then Left

This Is Carter. He Knocked On My Door To Ask If He Could Have A Banana Then Left

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#4

Our Fire Station Is Next Door To The Police Department. Pranks Ensue

Our Fire Station Is Next Door To The Police Department. Pranks Ensue

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#5

Top: My Apartment's Balcony (2 Guys). Bottom: Our Neighbor's Balcony (2 Girls)

Top: My Apartment's Balcony (2 Guys). Bottom: Our Neighbor's Balcony (2 Girls)

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#6

My Sister And Her Husband Live In A Small Town, They Came Home To This Note On Their Door

My Sister And Her Husband Live In A Small Town, They Came Home To This Note On Their Door

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#8

It's 3 Am And My Neighbor Is Having A Meeting With Watermelons

It's 3 Am And My Neighbor Is Having A Meeting With Watermelons

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FUKME
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd rather have a neighbor talking to melons than a creeper taking pictures of me in the middle of the night

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My Neighbor Has A Turbine With A Bad Bearing. It's Obnoxiously Loud. He Went To Go Check It Out Because It's Been Real Quiet Lately

My Neighbor Has A Turbine With A Bad Bearing. It's Obnoxiously Loud. He Went To Go Check It Out Because It's Been Real Quiet Lately

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#11

When You Receive A Complaint From Your Neighbors, It's Important That You Do Your Best To Resolve It

When You Receive A Complaint From Your Neighbors, It's Important That You Do Your Best To Resolve It

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Zori the degu
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably, what's wrong with having some dandelions in your yard? If I had a yard I would've planted dandelions on purpose by now!

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FreeBird
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who the hell do they think they are dictating what you can and cannot grow in the yard. In fact, dandelion greens are incredible healthy !

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Robyn Doyle
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My HOA Stasi would complain and I'd get a letter with a fine for both the dandelions and the sign.

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Lara B.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's wrong with dandelions? Some people need to take the stick out of there bum...

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It's All About Luna
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dandelions are beautiful, delicious, and bright. What's not to love? (no worries, they're edible and you can brew the petals in tea!)

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J Perry
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I asked my neighbour if I could pick the dandelions in their garden, my guinea pigs love them! ;)

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Yugan Talovich
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Send me your dandelions, please. They're delicious and really good for your health.

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Pamela
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would plant a ton of dandelions in their yard lol

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Cassiel Magem
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pfft! I wish I had a dandelion garden. They can be made in tea and help calm down irritable bowel syndrome. Along with other thinks.

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Susan Gardner
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish that was my biggest problem... dandelions! Good resolution :)

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Abby Rexroth
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they knew the nutritional value of dandelions they wouldn't be such buttheads!

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Knitting Panda
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember someone where I used to live got a custom made sign declaring their yard a federal weed sanctuary.

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Andrea Delden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I won’t let my husband spray our dandelions as I’ve seen bees come to them! He laughed at me ar first but then he saw the bees too!

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Janet Mayer
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hear the neighbor say this in a whiny baby voice: "But, I said pleeeaase!!!"

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Daniel He
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't saying "Do not take any dandelions" be better, due to reverse psychology?

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dmittie
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't mow the lawn at all, spread wildflower seeds and call it a meadow. Done.

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Justina
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why? like in germany, where neighbors complain about your hedge and you HAVE to cut it every 3 weeks. my garden is my garden, if i want it wild, i'll have it wild. you do whatever you want. i love neat gardens, but i hate orders.

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Madelene Amendola
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't pick on dandelions! They're one of the first sources of pollen for bees in the Spring. (The neighbors probably hate bees, too.)

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Isabel Care
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My neighbours caught me wandering round the garden with a long BBQ lighter. It's fun to set light to the seed heads, also stops them spreading. Pretty flames.

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Ann Grimes
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dandelion greens are very healthy and great in salads. My grandmother used to make dandelion wine.

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jevais
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dandelions are so nice, the new leaves make a wonderful salade too.

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frederic eeckman
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had neighbours like that, it's probably not because of allergies, but because they want everyone's lawn to look like a golf green :/

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Boy, I can empathize with the first sign. It's maddening when one person (me) tries to have a GRASS lawn and everyone else just wants something vaguely green on the ground.

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#12

Was Having A Super Bad Day. Then I Looked In My Neighbors Yard

Was Having A Super Bad Day. Then I Looked In My Neighbors Yard

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#13

My Neighbours Walk Their Parrots

My Neighbours Walk Their Parrots

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#14

My Sister Sent Me This Pic Of A Trash Panda Hanging Out In Her Neighbor's Gutter

My Sister Sent Me This Pic Of A Trash Panda Hanging Out In Her Neighbor's Gutter

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#15

My Asshole Neighbor Freezes One Snowball To Throw At Me In Mid July. I Say This Summer, It's Game On

My Asshole Neighbor Freezes One Snowball To Throw At Me In Mid July. I Say This Summer, It's Game On

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#16

My Neighbors' Mailbox Is A Microwave

My Neighbors' Mailbox Is A Microwave

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#17

So My Friend Found This In Her New Neighbor's Front Yard

So My Friend Found This In Her New Neighbor's Front Yard

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#18

Last Week I Put A Piece Of Tape On My Bin Lid To Fix A Crack. My 92-Year-Old Neighbor Obviously Thought We Were Labelling Our Bins With Our Unit Numbers

Last Week I Put A Piece Of Tape On My Bin Lid To Fix A Crack. My 92-Year-Old Neighbor Obviously Thought We Were Labelling Our Bins With Our Unit Numbers

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#19

Friend Saw This On A Dorm Door. Which One Of You Did This?

Friend Saw This On A Dorm Door. Which One Of You Did This?

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Vera Deme
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is the same at my apartment. I go in and all the flat smells. I go in the bathroom and die from the smoke that comes from the ventilation system. I am on ground floor and so not know which of my immature neighbors smokes in his/her bathroom. I wish it was pot at least but it is smelly tobacco! :(

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#20

My Neighbors Said They Would Be Filming A "Movie". Not Really What I Had In Mind

My Neighbors Said They Would Be Filming A "Movie". Not Really What I Had In Mind

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#21

I Tried Gesturing To My 93 Year Old Non-english Speaking Neighbor To Get A Scarecrow, The Next Day He Put This Up

I Tried Gesturing To My 93 Year Old Non-english Speaking Neighbor To Get A Scarecrow, The Next Day He Put This Up

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plants vs Zombies. A wintermelon and a puffshroom should fix you right up.

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#22

Casually Leaning On The Fence Having A Look Over At Next Door

Casually Leaning On The Fence Having A Look Over At Next Door

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Lara B.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"So...Hey Rudy.. I was... eeehm... just... eeehm wondering, if maybe..eeehm... i could have one or two steaks from the bbq."

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#23

The Neighbors Decorated Their Lawn Penis Again

The Neighbors Decorated Their Lawn Penis Again

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#25

My Neighbor Left Some Notes For The Maintenance Guy

My Neighbor Left Some Notes For The Maintenance Guy

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#26

Look Bob

Look Bob

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#27

My Neighbor Is A Tractor Enthusiast. He Drives Kids Around The Neighborhood To Catch Pokemon And Visit Pokestops

My Neighbor Is A Tractor Enthusiast. He Drives Kids Around The Neighborhood To Catch Pokemon And Visit Pokestops

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Lara B.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure if i'd let my kids go on tour with "Tractor D**k" :D Nice idea though

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#28

My Arsehole Of A Neighbour Leaves This In His Window To Scare Passers-By

My Arsehole Of A Neighbour Leaves This In His Window To Scare Passers-By

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#29

My Mormon Neighbour's Door Across The Hall. I'm So Going To Hell For This

My Mormon Neighbour's Door Across The Hall. I'm So Going To Hell For This

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#30

How To Stop Your Neighbours From Hitting Their Balls Against Your Wall

How To Stop Your Neighbours From Hitting Their Balls Against Your Wall

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#31

Next Door Has A New Kitten. We Have Rabbits

Next Door Has A New Kitten. We Have Rabbits

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#32

My Neighbours Made Their Balcony Into A Pirate Ship

My Neighbours Made Their Balcony Into A Pirate Ship

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#33

My Neighbors Are Weird

My Neighbors Are Weird

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#34

I Always Find Things The Kids Next Door Always Toss In My Backyard. Then This Morning...

I Always Find Things The Kids Next Door Always Toss In My Backyard. Then This Morning...

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#35

My Neighbor Brought Us A Plate Of Christmas Cookies. After Eating The Whole Plate, We Found This On The Bottom

My Neighbor Brought Us A Plate Of Christmas Cookies. After Eating The Whole Plate, We Found This On The Bottom

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#36

My Best Friend's Little Brother Received This Today. Friendly Neighbors Are The Best Neighbors

My Best Friend's Little Brother Received This Today. Friendly Neighbors Are The Best Neighbors

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#37

For The Past Two Days, My Neighbor Has An Agave Plant In His Truck. He's Been Watering It And Everything. I Haven't Had The Courage To Ask Him Why Yet

For The Past Two Days, My Neighbor Has An Agave Plant In His Truck. He's Been Watering It And Everything. I Haven't Had The Courage To Ask Him Why Yet

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#38

Saw This Is My Neighbors Yard Today

Saw This Is My Neighbors Yard Today

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#40

Nana Sent Me A Picture Of Her Neighbour's Alpaca Humping Their New Stag Sculpture

Nana Sent Me A Picture Of Her Neighbour's Alpaca Humping Their New Stag Sculpture

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#41

My Friends Neighbour Got Drunk

My Friends Neighbour Got Drunk

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#42

The Line Separating My Neighbors Properties Makes The Difference Between Fall And Winter

The Line Separating My Neighbors Properties Makes The Difference Between Fall And Winter

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#43

My Neighbors Didn’t Take Down Their Halloween Decorations, But They've Been Adjusting Them For Each Holiday

My Neighbors Didn’t Take Down Their Halloween Decorations, But They've Been Adjusting Them For Each Holiday

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#44

Came Home From Work And Found This At My Door

Came Home From Work And Found This At My Door

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#45

Lived Here For 3 Years And Never Noticed This In My Neighbour's Garden Until Today

Lived Here For 3 Years And Never Noticed This In My Neighbour's Garden Until Today

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#46

Neighbor Has A Giant Godzilla Statue In His Yard

Neighbor Has A Giant Godzilla Statue In His Yard

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Paul K. Johnson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would be cool to live in a neighborhood where everyone did their part to give the whole area a monster theme. Dibs on King Kong!

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#47

My Neighbor's Home Security System

My Neighbor's Home Security System

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#48

Our Neighbor Likes To Turn On Flood Lights That Beam Through Our Windows At Night. My Dad Hates Him So Much That He's Installing One Way Mirrors Facing His House So They Bounce It Back, And Retain The Darkness Inside Our House

Our Neighbor Likes To Turn On Flood Lights That Beam Through Our Windows At Night. My Dad Hates Him So Much That He's Installing One Way Mirrors Facing His House So They Bounce It Back, And Retain The Darkness Inside Our House

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Lightstar
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clever! Insults "bounce off me and back to you" taken literally.

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#49

Yesterday My Neighbour Decided Enough Was Enough

Yesterday My Neighbour Decided Enough Was Enough

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Lara B.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess with that house number he gets a lot of inappropriate requests...

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Mom Looked Out The Window And Saw Her Neighbours Dog Sitting Like This

Mom Looked Out The Window And Saw Her Neighbours Dog Sitting Like This

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Lara B.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's waiting for his blind date being all nervous and shy. :')

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