Ever wanted to escape to a cabin deep in the woods and shut yourself away from the world, to retreat to a place where your closest neighbor is so far away that you don't know if you even have neighbors?

Well, if you answered "no" then you might feel differently after checking out this list compiled by Bored Panda. In it you'll find a collection of some of the funniest, the strangest, and the scariest neighbors we could find. From people who like to hold late-night conferences with watermelons to folks with full-sized planes parked in their driveways, the list below will either make you yearn for that cabin in the woods, or it'll make you wish you didn't live in such a boring neighborhood!

#1

I Adopted The Neighborhood Stray Cat. My Neighbor's Cat Got Her Pregnant. Woke Up To This

I Adopted The Neighborhood Stray Cat. My Neighbor's Cat Got Her Pregnant. Woke Up To This

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Lara B.
Community Member
4 years ago

This is really lovely tbh!

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#2

Neighbors Left Their Sprinklers On Overnight. It Dipped Below Freezing. Now They Have A Narnia Yard

Neighbors Left Their Sprinklers On Overnight. It Dipped Below Freezing. Now They Have A Narnia Yard

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logical fallacy
Community Member
4 years ago

I always wanted to do that after watching a Tom and Jerry cartoon like this!

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#3

This Is Carter. He Knocked On My Door To Ask If He Could Have A Banana Then Left

This Is Carter. He Knocked On My Door To Ask If He Could Have A Banana Then Left

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Joni Nelis
Community Member
4 years ago

carter is cool

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#4

Our Fire Station Is Next Door To The Police Department. Pranks Ensue

Our Fire Station Is Next Door To The Police Department. Pranks Ensue

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Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
4 years ago

Haha made me laugh ^^

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#5

Top: My Apartment's Balcony (2 Guys). Bottom: Our Neighbor's Balcony (2 Girls)

Top: My Apartment's Balcony (2 Guys). Bottom: Our Neighbor's Balcony (2 Girls)

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Etienne Pisano
Community Member
4 years ago

Ahahahahahah Mars and Venus!!!

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#6

My Sister And Her Husband Live In A Small Town, They Came Home To This Note On Their Door

My Sister And Her Husband Live In A Small Town, They Came Home To This Note On Their Door

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Jonathan Reyes
Community Member
4 years ago

Its one way of saying a lot of us saw you naked !

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#7

Bad Habit Cat

Bad Habit Cat

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Lara B.
Community Member
4 years ago

Looks like a bad ass cat B-)

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#8

It's 3 Am And My Neighbor Is Having A Meeting With Watermelons

It's 3 Am And My Neighbor Is Having A Meeting With Watermelons

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FUKME
Community Member
4 years ago

I'd rather have a neighbor talking to melons than a creeper taking pictures of me in the middle of the night

Sophie G
Community Member
4 years ago

touché

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Andrew Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

Which neighbour is the problem. Watermelon guy or guy that doesn't seem to understand privacy.

Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, since the photographer saw him in action, I won't doubt he's talking to mellons, but at first sight I thought he was just thinking how to deal with so many mellons at once. Like, if he lives alone and was sent so many mellons from, say, his grandparents who have a farm, he might be a bit concerned to eat them all, so he might be thinking whom to share these mellons with. (Yep! Not fun at parties ♥)

Community Member
4 years ago

The Melon Whisperer

Andrew Cas
Community Member
4 years ago

At a guess maybe someone trying to make a YouTube video!

Chelle Jones
Community Member
4 years ago

Nah he was just trying to figure out which one to eat.

Ildiko Okido
Community Member
4 years ago

At 3 AM? 😳

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Charlotte Ayers
Community Member
4 years ago

"Guys, I have gather you here, because I have some unsettling news....our neighbors are spying on us."

FABULOUS1
Community Member
4 years ago

"Which one of you will be the first to be filled with Vodka?"

Brontosonto
Community Member
4 years ago

He can't sleep and is thinking. The melons are just there.

Community Member
4 years ago

'No Jerry, you cannot use Suzan as ammo for your slingshot!'

Clare McDuff
Community Member
4 years ago

Ahhh yes. The watermelon uprising.

Dovilė Palavinskaitė
Community Member
4 years ago

In fact, this is a scene from the movie: https://youtu.be/det5VuXhn-w?t=1757

MRaina
Community Member
4 years ago

give him a break, he is solving math puzzles

Super Cat
Community Member
4 years ago

This makes me hungry

lasagna's underrated
Community Member
4 years ago

same

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Terri Rowland
Community Member
4 years ago

What was the outcome? Did it go to a vote or could they resolve things amicably? 💝 🤣🤣😇🍉

Beverly RosadoRivera
Community Member
4 years ago

Cute

Sophiya Marie
Community Member
4 years ago

This reminds me of "The last man on earth", but with watermelons instead of balls.

Jade Lynn
Community Member
4 years ago

He could be on shrooms

Kane Cheung
Community Member
4 years ago

Drug smuggling

Janine Slater
Community Member
4 years ago

He's probably weighing up if he did that melon recipe where you make a hole in the melon then put vodka in there, would he be able to handle it or would he have to go to hospital to get his stomach pumped.

Trần Thị Đài Trang
Community Member
4 years ago

I love the headline

Heather Jerrie
Community Member
9 months ago

Looks like a therapy session. Even melons have feelings, you know.

Ian Atherton
Community Member
1 year ago

Now which one am I going to put a hole in lol

lucas A.C
Community Member
1 year ago

this is that guy from the math books

Annette Oinenen
Community Member
2 years ago

Jackson Michie, is that you? #bb21

Richard Leese
Community Member
3 years ago

It looks like the watermelons have banded together for an intervention.

Carol Williams
Community Member
4 years ago

Is that all he does with the watermelons?

raesha choudhury
Community Member
4 years ago

Whats the problem

Riddhi Sharma
Community Member
4 years ago

That just made me snort in laughter!

Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

are they holes in the melon? THAT would be creepy

Charles Laster
Community Member
4 years ago

They're actually pod people having a conference.

Dina Voormey
Community Member
4 years ago

Although....what s he doing!??

Georgann Haeffner
Community Member
4 years ago

i can't stop laughing!!

Teddy Carraro
Community Member
4 years ago

of course....I talk with my watermelons too.....

Arlene engel
Community Member
4 years ago

I’d move!

John Linzinmeir
Community Member
4 years ago

AT THAT HOUR HE MUST HAVE STOLEN THEM!

Alex Johnston
Community Member
4 years ago

This is the moment that middle school math was warning you about.

Pamela Grove
Community Member
4 years ago

are you SERIOUS???? now THAT is weird

selket
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm really curious what's the story behind it...

PARANOIDANDROID
Community Member
4 years ago

a video would have been nice

Ztata
Community Member
4 years ago

ahahha)))) "how you doing guys".....

Ztata
Community Member
4 years ago

my exgirlfriend slut is left me.....bitch

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Allana Rose
Community Member
4 years ago

I once had naked neighbors! They constantly went around in their apartment totally naked. Sounds like fun right? Not so much, they were elderly and very very heavy people!

gpc1965
Community Member
4 years ago

I think it's a terrorist trying to use watermelons as bombs.

Jardae Clark
Community Member
4 years ago

lol

Susan Gardner
Community Member
4 years ago

Just wondering... wtf lol

Zori the degu
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, I guess all kinds of weird people live around the world.

Iapetos
Community Member
4 years ago

"What am I going to do with all these..."

Darlene Farner
Community Member
4 years ago

Very interesting...why are they looking through his window?

Etienne Pisano
Community Member
4 years ago

Ahahahaha . Is it a pic from "Invasion of the body snatchers" ?

logical fallacy
Community Member
4 years ago

Let the Conspiracy Theory Games begin!

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#9

My Neighbor Has A Turbine With A Bad Bearing. It's Obnoxiously Loud. He Went To Go Check It Out Because It's Been Real Quiet Lately

My Neighbor Has A Turbine With A Bad Bearing. It's Obnoxiously Loud. He Went To Go Check It Out Because It's Been Real Quiet Lately

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Lara B.
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow! Very well aimed.

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#10

Google Maps Level Neighbor Feud

Google Maps Level Neighbor Feud

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FreeBird
Community Member
4 years ago

Genius!!

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#11

When You Receive A Complaint From Your Neighbors, It's Important That You Do Your Best To Resolve It

When You Receive A Complaint From Your Neighbors, It's Important That You Do Your Best To Resolve It

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logical fallacy
Community Member
4 years ago

Your neighbors are Mr and Mrs Dursley.

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#12

Was Having A Super Bad Day. Then I Looked In My Neighbors Yard

Was Having A Super Bad Day. Then I Looked In My Neighbors Yard

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
4 years ago

I think your neighbor has a shittier day than you.

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#13

My Neighbours Walk Their Parrots

My Neighbours Walk Their Parrots

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rai mei
Community Member
4 years ago

the red macaw must be well behaved

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#14

My Sister Sent Me This Pic Of A Trash Panda Hanging Out In Her Neighbor's Gutter

My Sister Sent Me This Pic Of A Trash Panda Hanging Out In Her Neighbor's Gutter

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Lara B.
Community Member
4 years ago

"Hey ya! How's you?"

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#15

My Asshole Neighbor Freezes One Snowball To Throw At Me In Mid July. I Say This Summer, It's Game On

My Asshole Neighbor Freezes One Snowball To Throw At Me In Mid July. I Say This Summer, It's Game On

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logical fallacy
Community Member
4 years ago

That sounds a bit like the beginning of a romcom.

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#16

My Neighbors' Mailbox Is A Microwave

My Neighbors' Mailbox Is A Microwave

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Andrew Cas
Community Member
4 years ago

You See heaps of these in the country Australia also old fridges!

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#17

So My Friend Found This In Her New Neighbor's Front Yard

So My Friend Found This In Her New Neighbor's Front Yard

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Andrew Cas
Community Member
4 years ago

Just plain weird!

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#18

Last Week I Put A Piece Of Tape On My Bin Lid To Fix A Crack. My 92-Year-Old Neighbor Obviously Thought We Were Labelling Our Bins With Our Unit Numbers

Last Week I Put A Piece Of Tape On My Bin Lid To Fix A Crack. My 92-Year-Old Neighbor Obviously Thought We Were Labelling Our Bins With Our Unit Numbers

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Joni Nelis
Community Member
4 years ago

cute :)

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#19

Friend Saw This On A Dorm Door. Which One Of You Did This?

Friend Saw This On A Dorm Door. Which One Of You Did This?

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Vera Deme
Community Member
4 years ago

It is the same at my apartment. I go in and all the flat smells. I go in the bathroom and die from the smoke that comes from the ventilation system. I am on ground floor and so not know which of my immature neighbors smokes in his/her bathroom. I wish it was pot at least but it is smelly tobacco! :(

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#20

My Neighbors Said They Would Be Filming A "Movie". Not Really What I Had In Mind

My Neighbors Said They Would Be Filming A "Movie". Not Really What I Had In Mind

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boredhuman
Community Member
4 years ago

Cum Fast and Furious.

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#21

I Tried Gesturing To My 93 Year Old Non-english Speaking Neighbor To Get A Scarecrow, The Next Day He Put This Up

I Tried Gesturing To My 93 Year Old Non-english Speaking Neighbor To Get A Scarecrow, The Next Day He Put This Up

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Peppermallow
Community Member
4 years ago

Plants vs Zombies. A wintermelon and a puffshroom should fix you right up.

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#22

Casually Leaning On The Fence Having A Look Over At Next Door

Casually Leaning On The Fence Having A Look Over At Next Door

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Lara B.
Community Member
4 years ago

"So...Hey Rudy.. I was... eeehm... just... eeehm wondering, if maybe..eeehm... i could have one or two steaks from the bbq."

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#23

The Neighbors Decorated Their Lawn Penis Again

The Neighbors Decorated Their Lawn Penis Again

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Lara B.
Community Member
4 years ago

This caption made me laugh out loud :D

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#24

So My Neighbors Have Been Communicating

So My Neighbors Have Been Communicating

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Liam. Just Liam.
Community Member
4 years ago

THE TARDIS!!!!

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#25

My Neighbor Left Some Notes For The Maintenance Guy

My Neighbor Left Some Notes For The Maintenance Guy

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Isabel Tamayo
Community Member
4 years ago

Very detailed notes

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#26

Look Bob

Look Bob

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Lara B.
Community Member
4 years ago

Neighbourhood war about an unpainted fence. Love it!

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#27

My Neighbor Is A Tractor Enthusiast. He Drives Kids Around The Neighborhood To Catch Pokemon And Visit Pokestops

My Neighbor Is A Tractor Enthusiast. He Drives Kids Around The Neighborhood To Catch Pokemon And Visit Pokestops

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Lara B.
Community Member
4 years ago

Not sure if i'd let my kids go on tour with "Tractor Dick" :D Nice idea though

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#28

My Arsehole Of A Neighbour Leaves This In His Window To Scare Passers-By

My Arsehole Of A Neighbour Leaves This In His Window To Scare Passers-By

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Andrew Cas
Community Member
4 years ago

Cheap security!

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#29

My Mormon Neighbour's Door Across The Hall. I'm So Going To Hell For This

My Mormon Neighbour's Door Across The Hall. I'm So Going To Hell For This

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Ellis
Community Member
4 years ago

Laughed out loud 🤣

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#30

How To Stop Your Neighbours From Hitting Their Balls Against Your Wall

How To Stop Your Neighbours From Hitting Their Balls Against Your Wall

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Pamela
Community Member
4 years ago

Will soon double as black out curtains

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#31

Next Door Has A New Kitten. We Have Rabbits

Next Door Has A New Kitten. We Have Rabbits

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

You need to have some gravity installed in your garden.

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#32

My Neighbours Made Their Balcony Into A Pirate Ship

My Neighbours Made Their Balcony Into A Pirate Ship

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Yugan Talovich
Community Member
4 years ago

September 19 is Talk Like a Pirate day, matey!

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#33

My Neighbors Are Weird

My Neighbors Are Weird

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Lara B.
Community Member
4 years ago

Poor Jonathan, he must be very embarrassed....

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#34

I Always Find Things The Kids Next Door Always Toss In My Backyard. Then This Morning...

I Always Find Things The Kids Next Door Always Toss In My Backyard. Then This Morning...

AgentVT Report

Andrew Cas
Community Member
4 years ago

Haha could you pick it up?

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#35

My Neighbor Brought Us A Plate Of Christmas Cookies. After Eating The Whole Plate, We Found This On The Bottom

My Neighbor Brought Us A Plate Of Christmas Cookies. After Eating The Whole Plate, We Found This On The Bottom

RainbowSherbertShit Report

Lena Sterling
Community Member
4 years ago

i would say that's a very clear message, hope the cookies tasted well.

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#36

My Best Friend's Little Brother Received This Today. Friendly Neighbors Are The Best Neighbors

My Best Friend's Little Brother Received This Today. Friendly Neighbors Are The Best Neighbors

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frederic eeckman
Community Member
4 years ago

"Tighten up the screws or tie that bitch down" :))))))))))))

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#37

For The Past Two Days, My Neighbor Has An Agave Plant In His Truck. He's Been Watering It And Everything. I Haven't Had The Courage To Ask Him Why Yet

For The Past Two Days, My Neighbor Has An Agave Plant In His Truck. He's Been Watering It And Everything. I Haven't Had The Courage To Ask Him Why Yet

EZ_does_it Report

Sunzilla
Community Member
4 years ago

He needs help unloading. His neighbours didn't offer...

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#38

Saw This Is My Neighbors Yard Today

Saw This Is My Neighbors Yard Today

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Lara B.
Community Member
4 years ago

I'd kill my partner if he would do this for (to) me :D

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#39

My Neighbour Always Make Me Feel Welcome

My Neighbour Always Make Me Feel Welcome

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Ben Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

Hahaha

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#40

Nana Sent Me A Picture Of Her Neighbour's Alpaca Humping Their New Stag Sculpture

Nana Sent Me A Picture Of Her Neighbour's Alpaca Humping Their New Stag Sculpture

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Lara B.
Community Member
4 years ago

That face though :D

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#41

My Friends Neighbour Got Drunk

My Friends Neighbour Got Drunk

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Paul K. Johnson
Community Member
4 years ago

OK, that's the textbook definition of a person who shouldn't drink.

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#42

The Line Separating My Neighbors Properties Makes The Difference Between Fall And Winter

The Line Separating My Neighbors Properties Makes The Difference Between Fall And Winter

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TC
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow, your seasons do come in very slowly...

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#43

My Neighbors Didn’t Take Down Their Halloween Decorations, But They've Been Adjusting Them For Each Holiday

My Neighbors Didn’t Take Down Their Halloween Decorations, But They've Been Adjusting Them For Each Holiday

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Ruth Meszaros
Community Member
4 years ago

Brilliant!

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#44

Came Home From Work And Found This At My Door

Came Home From Work And Found This At My Door

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Lara B.
Community Member
4 years ago

Aaah that's thoughtful :)

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#45

Lived Here For 3 Years And Never Noticed This In My Neighbour's Garden Until Today

Lived Here For 3 Years And Never Noticed This In My Neighbour's Garden Until Today

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Andrew Cas
Community Member
4 years ago

Probably because it only just appeared!

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#46

Neighbor Has A Giant Godzilla Statue In His Yard

Neighbor Has A Giant Godzilla Statue In His Yard

SidewalkFlavoredSoda Report

Paul K. Johnson
Community Member
4 years ago

It would be cool to live in a neighborhood where everyone did their part to give the whole area a monster theme. Dibs on King Kong!

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#47

My Neighbor's Home Security System

My Neighbor's Home Security System

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Etienne Pisano
Community Member
4 years ago

A heavily guarded, impenetrable fortress !!! :-)

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#48

Our Neighbor Likes To Turn On Flood Lights That Beam Through Our Windows At Night. My Dad Hates Him So Much That He's Installing One Way Mirrors Facing His House So They Bounce It Back, And Retain The Darkness Inside Our House

Our Neighbor Likes To Turn On Flood Lights That Beam Through Our Windows At Night. My Dad Hates Him So Much That He's Installing One Way Mirrors Facing His House So They Bounce It Back, And Retain The Darkness Inside Our House

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Lightstar
Community Member
4 years ago

Clever! Insults "bounce off me and back to you" taken literally.

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#49

Yesterday My Neighbour Decided Enough Was Enough

Yesterday My Neighbour Decided Enough Was Enough

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Lara B.
Community Member
4 years ago

I guess with that house number he gets a lot of inappropriate requests...

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#50

Mom Looked Out The Window And Saw Her Neighbours Dog Sitting Like This

Mom Looked Out The Window And Saw Her Neighbours Dog Sitting Like This

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Lara B.
Community Member
4 years ago

He's waiting for his blind date being all nervous and shy. :')

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