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The bridesmaids should never outshine the bride. Some brides, however, seem to be taking this to the extreme when dressing up their maids of honor. Or maybe time changes fashion trends so much, that after some the style that was "in" starts to look simply ridiculous. Either way, Bored Panda has collected a series of vintage bridesmaids dresses that are so funny, that you'll probably feel sorry for the women who wore them.

The 70s fashion brought outrageous patterns, floppy hats, and undiscernable silhouettes to the mix, 80s fashion later added vivid color, spandex, and space-filling hairdos. No matter the era, though, these absolutely unique vintage outfits would make your silly Spongebob PJs look like a classy suit. Scroll down to check out the images and upvote your favorite outrageous fashion statements!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dresses day "garden party" but the hats say "yippee ki yay". The groom's tux says "we'll be here all week, try the veal and don't forget to tip your warehouse."

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Mary M
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's because her maids can always repurpose their dresses...for a funeral...or hallowe'en...but she's spent all that money on a WHITE dress!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

+more black lipstick = cool goth 80´s wedding ( Robert Smith is just around the corner)

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Nicole Rosandich
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh lord, this photo is the evolution of my high school hair styles.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you want to have a wedding AND a funeral at the same house.

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Laura Pfister
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh the years of the first black bridesmaids dresses. I remember when black and white weddings became a thing. yup, I'm old

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Liana Seath
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel old. I remember going to a wedding that looked exactly like this decades ago lol

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Greg Mott
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bigger shoulder pads than the Oakland Raiders Defensive Line in the 70s

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Mimi M
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like this one - not for a wedding, but for something. At least the dresses fit and are cut nicely. Maybe for a goth ball.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bride is celebrating but bridesmaids are mourning the loss of the groom from “available men list”.#

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Priscilla Winslow
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went to a wedding where all the attendants wore black... But the dresses were very tasteful and could easily be worn again... no glitter or lace. I don't think any of them hated the bride for her choice! (Even grandmas and moms wore black.) Very classy.

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Mare Freed
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bela Lagosi's dead. And I would have TOTALLY worn that to go cubbing in 1986.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only one of them looks happy and it's not the Bride. The one on the floor has roots that match her dress.

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Tracy Martins
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually like these, at least they don’t look like overgrown flowers.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks more 80's to me. And I guarantee you at the time they all thought they were the shizz!

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Sherrie Glendening
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After this shot, the girls had to get back to their jobs at the Longbranch Saloon in Dodge.

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Ruth Beaty
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dance hall bridesmaids? Looks like something from the Wild, Wild West TV show.

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Magpie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow!! That was a brave and interesting statement. At a time when " never wear black to a wedding " and " only the bride wears white" were very strong traditions. ( english speaking countries )

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Amanda Kirby
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Without the shoulder pads these would have been fine for an evening ceremony.

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Stephanie Chapman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The gal on the bottom left looks a bit like the actress Kristen Bell.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These women at least look somewhat comfortable and like they're having fun

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure the outfits are bad but I can't see them. My eyes are glued on the hair of the guy on the right.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dresses are blessedly simple. The issue here is the headgear. They look like someone re-purposed Easter decorations.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now these bridesmaids dresses are cool...unfortunately I don't think the groomsmen suits will ever come back in fashion

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I forget how young people got married back the day.....all these fresh little faces. Before someone jumps my s**t....I'm not saying I think it's a great idea to get married fresh out of high school. I'm just observing.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you go inside the church, you'll see that all of the wallpaper in the hallways is gone.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if the bride had an open wound that the Dr didn't want her licking?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable." George Costanza, Seinfeld.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I honestly am not bothered by the oddness of the dresses. I just live how happy everyone looks. No one is trying to look cool; they seem genuinely happy to be part of the day.

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