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The bridesmaids should never outshine the bride. Some brides, however, seem to be taking this to the extreme when dressing up their maids of honor. Or maybe time changes fashion trends so much, that after some the style that was "in" starts to look simply ridiculous. Either way, Bored Panda has collected a series of vintage bridesmaids dresses that are so funny, that you'll probably feel sorry for the women who wore them.

The 70s fashion brought outrageous patterns, floppy hats, and undiscernable silhouettes to the mix, 80s fashion later added vivid color, spandex, and space-filling hairdos. No matter the era, though, these absolutely unique vintage outfits would make your silly Spongebob PJs look like a classy suit. Scroll down to check out the images and upvote your favorite outrageous fashion statements!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dresses day "garden party" but the hats say "yippee ki yay". The groom's tux says "we'll be here all week, try the veal and don't forget to tip your warehouse."

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These women at least look somewhat comfortable and like they're having fun

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure the outfits are bad but I can't see them. My eyes are glued on the hair of the guy on the right.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually quite like these (for that time anyway!)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

o: These are cool. Where can I buy a blouse like the top of those green dresses they're wearing?

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Lois Dimos
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm trying to mesh the red flowers with the pastel mint gowns, can't make the connection.

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PBMc
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like a wedding in a forest with a cliff in the background.

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Carol Harrison
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...and if you take off the capelet, you can absolutely wear that dress again.

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Shruti Naik
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice colour scheme. I think it's just funny because of the styling which looks outdated now. Just feel like taking off everyone's bulky glasses though...

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Heather Sterner
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are pretty. Not my first color choice, but I've seen far worse.

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Gillian Black
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dont know what is worse the mens frilly things or the pink flowers

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Valerie Witter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do brides flowers have absolutely no color to match bridesmaid’s dresses? I find this jarring.

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Patricia Ball
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The colors of the red flowers with the green dresses are all wrong!

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Rainbo Thorp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the fact that so many have the same shape and DARKNESS of glasses that kills me.

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Kathy Geiger
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This picture could have come straight from my cousin's wedding circa 1982 down to the gross floral dresses and ruffled shirts for the guys...

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Elizabeth Molloy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So much nylon in that room; the static must have been off the chart! No-one smoke!

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Robyn Denton
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least the chiffon ponchos could probably be removed to make the dresses more wearable when the wedding was over.

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Jane Doe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when you wear those transition sunglasses/regular glasses in flash photography.

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Priscilla Winslow
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are those bridesmaids wearing housecoats? The green could be pretty. Why did they have to throw the blue and cream and whatever into the mix? I'm starting to hate printed/flowered gowns.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least they didn't have to go strapless like so many do today. They look comfortable enough to wear these all day.

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Lynn La Saga
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Mom's first wedding looked exactly like this, down to her bouquet and the style of the bridesmaid dresses, but Mom's dresses were dusty rose. I still think the bridesmaid dresses are kind of elegant and dramatic!

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Jean-Claude Nninin
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Bob and Carol of the Country Corner Singers were married today. They were attended by the backup singers and band members. Carol stated they would use this picture on their next album."

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the picture, they're asymmetrical. My OCD is kicking in loudly!

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Aish Siva
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Height of fashion during that time! Those glasses make everyone look cool

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude on the right is saying: 60% of the time it works everytime

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Jus
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The outfits are awful, but look great compared to their hair, mustache and glasses!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like they are coming back from some type of animal sacrifice (and they are still carrying the little carcasses)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dresses are blessedly simple. The issue here is the headgear. They look like someone re-purposed Easter decorations.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now these bridesmaids dresses are cool...unfortunately I don't think the groomsmen suits will ever come back in fashion

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I forget how young people got married back the day.....all these fresh little faces. Before someone jumps my s**t....I'm not saying I think it's a great idea to get married fresh out of high school. I'm just observing.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you go inside the church, you'll see that all of the wallpaper in the hallways is gone.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if the bride had an open wound that the Dr didn't want her licking?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable." George Costanza, Seinfeld.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I honestly am not bothered by the oddness of the dresses. I just live how happy everyone looks. No one is trying to look cool; they seem genuinely happy to be part of the day.

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