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If pets could read they probably wouldn't be afraid of veterinarians as much. It turns out, animal hospitals are fond of humor and their jokes are surprisingly funny. Don't believe me? Then get ready because Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest veterinarian signs out there!

From hilarious two-liners about texting cats to unapologetic puns about neutering, the humor on these signs is as good as you'd expect from a kick-ass stand-up comic. Scroll down to tickle your funny bone and vote for your favorite entries.

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#9

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Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

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NQ L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So true. My fur-babies wake me up every morning at 4:45am. Still can't figure out why 4:45am. Wish I could give them sleeping pills. Lol

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Cheri-lyn Corwin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In lucky, I get a 5:30 wake up call. I'm able to hit the snooze and she wakes me up again at 6:30

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Maggie Collins
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think "Highland Road Animal Hospital" should get an award! 3 good ones in a row!

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Jacky Finch
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My recently adopted cat was used to being fed at 6:30 in the morning. I'm used to sleeping in until at least 9:00 - not any more. How do I switch on his snooze button?

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Arlene engel
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

6:45 am. My cat starts walking all over us .sits on my chest rubs his nose against my nose, his whiskers poke up my nose, my eyes. He is persistent. We’re retired, I guess he’s not.

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Suzanne Coleman
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's my Simba's. Every morning at 5:30 am he's at my bedroom door carrying on for me to get up.

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Linda McDonald
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog has a unique way of waking me up - he alternately paces and stares at me until I wake up. My cat will sit on my chest and take one claw and touch my face - it only takes once!

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Paula Seals
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have an alarm but my cat alarm gets to me before it goes off.

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DeadStillPretty
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm deaf and though I can install alarms and doorbells that flash and vibrate, and have, I prefer to use my dogs xD When I order food for instance, I place the smallest one, my bichon frise, on my lap. When she perks her head up, and then darts for the front door, I know my food has arrived

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Mindy Keys
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat-alarm is severely unpredictable in chilly weather. My boss is on notice if it's under 50 degrees, I may be late...

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Karina Todechine
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn! The HIghland Road Animal Hospital has the jokes!!! there are SO many on this feed!

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Amber MC
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Homan why is you still asleep??!!! You must give me da foods!!

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Hic Sunt Beones
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. Snooze button sits in the top drawer in the kitchen, and is shaped like a dog food bowl.

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Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

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Sanchit Jain
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's an ingenious design, a cat inside a dog and a heart too! Hats-off to artist!

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Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

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CatShatBrix
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eau Gallie really has a great sense of humor! So many of them are on this list.

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imgur Report

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Sanchit Jain
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha.. this is so true.. if you have pets in your home, even one second rule should not be applied.

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Acton Animal Hospital Report

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Shinomi Chan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who the heck comes up with these? xD I'd wanna give em' a high five.

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frontiervet Report

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Lorena Magee
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know about that, I've seen some ugly a*s carpet that looked like cat puke

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

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TC
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And why do birds fly south in winter..? Because if they walked ...they'd get tired

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Meazus Report

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Cayman
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get nuts. They don't really taste like much and some people have death-causing allergies.

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