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The 50 states of the U.S.A can often get Europeans confused. Is there really that much difference between Mississippi and Alabama? Washington and Oregon? To outsiders not so much, but of course locals will definitely let you know! To get more clarification on how to distinguish between them, one Redditor asked Americans what are the things everyone should know about each state. It's hard to say if this person got what they were asking for, but the result is definitely amusing.

While some users offered tactful descriptions about unique nature of their states and shared important historical facts, others were a lot more candid. Americans dispelled absurd myths, showed what makes them proud and didn't hesitate to point fingers at their own flaws with hilarious examples. Proving once again that they know how to laugh at themselves. Scroll down to see for yourself!

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Carole Reid
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was young, I had a boyfriend from Minnesota (I was a Californian). Anyway, he done me wrong and my pithy Aunt said I should tell him to go home and jump into one of his ten thousand lakes. Still get a laugh.

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Marnee DeRider
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can people here tell when someone is down-voting? I've seen a couple of other comments about downvoting before, and don't get it.

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Marnee DeRider
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We're nothing like Canada. My nephew's friend was from Vancouver. He said 'Eh' constantly (he really did). We don't say that in MN. Completely different worlds ;-)

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nek0kitty
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of my mom's side of the family is from northern mn in duluth and they have the sterotypical minnesotan accent and say eh a lot XD

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Julie Lynn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Big Giggles! :) I've never been but now I know what to expect if I have an opportunity to go to either. :)

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was about to argue and then realized that that's actually perfect.

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Ken Schubert
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe, if we had universal health care, legal weed, and polite cops.

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Mona Wheeler
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am currently in Minnesota on vacation right now (about 30 mins from Minneapolis), and this couldn't be more true! lol.

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Pattie Kelly
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Were you can swim in their thousands of lakes if it ever gets warm enough.

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Kayci Landeen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really thought it would be some kind of joke about mosquitoes being our state bird. With all the lakes...

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nek0kitty
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im loving that my state was the first and its pretty true XD

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Marnee DeRider
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In late 2016, there was a petition on change.org for Minnesota seceding from the US and joining Canada. I signed it. (At some point, the author closed it.)

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Just Carmen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live here and it's true (most of the time). They don't call it "Minnesota Nice" for nothin'.

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Kai Burnstien
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's definitely not always true. The people around where I live are complete asshats. They're really only here for Mayo tho, and it's all old people...

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Just Carmen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the largest Mall in the US. Come see it some time. It's worth the trip. And as an added bonus, we have an IKEA right next door! 😁

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Richard Bahr
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will be polite MN has an IDIOT for a govonor and the elected offcials for the most part are worse.

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Quinn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was on a college campus tour in Wisconsin once. A concerned parent asked "Do students often head off into town to drink?". The tour guide replied, "Oh, don't worry, there's a bar on campus!" By far the most Wisconsin misunderstanding I've ever been witness to.

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Brittney Stanford
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was really hoping for something much better for my home state. They could have went all out lol

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Dan H
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Strictly regulated brothels operate legally in isolated rural areas, away from the majority of Nevada's population. Prostitution is illegal in the following counties: Clark (which contains Las Vegas), Washoe (which contains Reno), Douglas, and Lincoln.

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Connie Marshall
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The real description: Philadelphia on the east, Pittsburgh on the wet, Alabama in the middle.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can confirm this is true. My school had a silent auction with a basket full of Old Bay Seasoning.

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Rebekah
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd prefer: "So flat, we put fake curves in the highways. Literally."

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in CT, and if I could describe it in one sentence... "We invented Lyme disease, and that is the most interesting thing that has happened here)

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Jill
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

”Where family trees go i circles.” (Karma: I’m probably going to have to pay for this comment somehow.)

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Melissa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Ohio and have never seen people in pajamas in public. I would have put "Turn signal? What's that?"

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Caitlin Smith
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'We have waffle house' does not accurately describe the waffle house situation down there.

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James Grandmaison
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm only an a*****e when it's warranted. Like when tourists visit and ask where top go to look at leaves. Right out your hotel window Sharon

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Martha Donaldson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yellowstone super-volcano should worry more than just people in Wyoming - If it ever does erupt.

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