Each year the list of baby names keeps getting more eccentric with such contributions as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys, and Monet, Heiress and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these worst names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.

It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail. And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single funny memes list. Scroll through the list, compiled by Bored Panda, for more people who were given worst names ever by parents who apparently didn't like them very much. And if you know any funny last names, add it to the comments!s!

#1

Sam Sung

Sam Sung

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

I think I would entrust him my Android devices...not sure about Apple.

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#2

Mr. Perv

Mr. Perv

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Superluminal1
Community Member
5 years ago

I wouldn't want to be teacher's pet.

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#3

Saad Maan

Saad Maan

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Paula Raymundo
Community Member
5 years ago

Living up to his name. :(

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#4

P. Ennis

P. Ennis

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Emre
Community Member
5 years ago

F.uck

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#5

Chris P. Bacon

Chris P. Bacon

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

I suppose his parent were not vegetarians.

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#6

Hitler Mussolini

Hitler Mussolini

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Belle White
Community Member
5 years ago

Whoever did this is cruel >:T

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#7

Dick Long

Dick Long

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
5 years ago

I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname Dick over the given name of Richard

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#8

Paul Twocock

Paul Twocock

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Olivia W
Community Member
5 years ago

The fact that he's at the gay rights charity is even better

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#9

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris

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Juana
Community Member
5 years ago

No way. He was probably trolling the news crew.

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#10

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

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Superluminal1
Community Member
5 years ago

They also have part time jobs at In-N-Out.

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#11

Cooking With Poo

Cooking With Poo

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Enjoy your meal!

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#12

Moe Lester

Moe Lester

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

"I met Moe Lester yesterday." – "Did you call the cops?"

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#13

Major Dickie Head

Major Dickie Head

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
5 years ago

Naturally he goes by Dick for short...

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#14

Dr. Faartz

Dr. Faartz

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

I suggest a change to the diet.

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#15

Batman Bin Suparman

Batman Bin Suparman

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

I think this is a win, not a fail.

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#16

Jesus Condom

Jesus Condom

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
5 years ago

Sticking it to the Catholic church!

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#17

Lord Brain

Lord Brain

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Zoe Krishel
Community Member
5 years ago

"Nice to meet you Dr. Brain" "Actually its Lord Brain" 😂😂😂

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#18

Mrs. Rape

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Alexandra Lee
Community Member
5 years ago

Mr. Perv and Mrs. Rape...

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#19

F. You

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

No need to get agressive!

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#20

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
5 years ago

Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for dick).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!

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#21

Kash Register

Kash Register

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Superluminal1
Community Member
5 years ago

And he wonders why people are always asking him for money.

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#22

Donald Duck

Donald Duck

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Quack!

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#23

Gay Neighbors

Gay Neighbors

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

In my country sexual orientation is private, no need to reveal it (instead of the name).

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#24

Dick Black

Dick Black

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

"A taste of"...amazing.

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
5 years ago

'amazing' . . . that's what all his fans said after they got their first taste!

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Superluminal1
Community Member
5 years ago

There's no accounting for taste.

Tabitha Trevino
Community Member
5 years ago

I think that was meant for a porno movie

Maddie McBride
Community Member
5 years ago

"A taste of"....... wow

Marcos Lamer
Community Member
6 months ago

"a tast of d**k black" priceless

Elijah Lee
Community Member
9 months ago

His school year book: Black, D**k.

Luke Black
Community Member
5 years ago

Some years ago in Poland there was a soft drink named "Dick Black" 356071-58a...c9dca2.jpg 356071-58a4b1cc9dca2.jpg

pinky D
Community Member
2 years ago

'SOK'

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Nathaniel Beckstead
Community Member
3 months ago

His name is D**k Black but he is white

jhoyner morillo
Community Member
1 year ago

yooooooooooooo all the black guys kill him

Savannah Brown
Community Member
1 year ago

stop! Hans

Sky Chen
Community Member
2 years ago

wow, don't fry your dick to pure black, it taste bad son

Lotus Evora Buttom
Community Member
2 years ago

I wouldn’t lick that if I were you

Carden Blackthorne
Community Member
5 years ago

I love how he just owns the name.

Ironcat_xox
Community Member
5 years ago

Imagine on his report card where it was flipped... XD

Adnan Khan
Community Member
5 years ago

Wow! A genetic miracle!

Chiranjeev Sharma
Community Member
5 years ago

His band too... too much info :|

Supercell
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Imagine being called Black D**k

TrollzDood
Community Member
2 months ago

The fact that he isn't black made it better

ur mom
Community Member
2 months ago

in the school photos, it’s black, d**k

Carl Lessane
Community Member
2 months ago

thats weird

Alyssa Dickens [STUDENT]
Community Member
3 months ago

i am so sorry

Royland Morales
Community Member
4 months ago

Mines is too

237k Niya
Community Member
4 months ago

HAHAHA

Thato Maleta
Community Member
4 months ago

HOW BLACK IS IT?

poppi grey
Community Member
5 months ago

but he is not black...... he is white...

GABRIEL ROMANZINI BORGES DE OLIVEIRA
Community Member
6 months ago

that reminds me of the meme : big black n***a balls on ur mouth

Trevon Charles
Community Member
6 months ago

amazement indeed

Priyesh Rajbhandari
Community Member
6 months ago

hmm quiet black

Malachi Conteh
Community Member
7 months ago

Hey thats the name of my favorite porno lmao

Seanwin Kyle Juliano
Community Member
8 months ago

no d**k no balls

Niina Gillespie
Community Member
9 months ago

One taste and you’ll never want anything else.

Bingyu Hu
Community Member
1 year ago

black d**k

Jeremy Smith
Community Member
1 year ago

AND his band?

Joker
Community Member
1 year ago

A big ol' taste.

LEANDRO LUNA
Community Member
1 year ago

D**K BLACK??? THE F**K🤣🤣🤣

Superstar Charmander
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't think I would like that.

Matthew Davis
Community Member
1 year ago

But he's white.....

Molly Gerding
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't think I want to meet the rest of his "band".

Matteo Vapore
Community Member
1 year ago

I didnt like it

Arvid Mases
Community Member
1 year ago

He is half white half black!

Savannah High
Community Member
1 year ago

so many d***s

Matteo Vapore
Community Member
1 year ago

It didn't taste good

Abdus Sameh
Community Member
1 year ago

A taste of D**k Black. Even more the irony of him being white lol

Gregory Duckett
Community Member
1 year ago

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Gregory Duckett
Community Member
1 year ago

what the. I do not want that taste Screenshot...8f1b9a.png Screenshot-2020-12-04-at-12848-PM-5fd281d8f1b9a.png

Evan Scheu
Community Member
1 year ago

“Taste”

Yulius Yulius
Community Member
1 year ago

So, which part of the body is the natural one?

Lewis Bellingham
Community Member
1 year ago

Nice racism

David Kim
Community Member
1 year ago

But they might also list it as Black, Dick.

AltruisticOnallems Gacha
Community Member
1 year ago

I’d like to think his name is like in school photos. Spelled backwards. Which would mean his name is not ‘dick Black’ it’s ‘black dick’

Tezdon Robinson
Community Member
1 year ago

i wonder why hes white

Carter Wiggins
Community Member
2 years ago

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BananaBox
Community Member
2 years ago

BOI HES WHITE AND HIS DICKS WHITE

KOREY STATEN
Community Member
2 years ago

funny i should repost this

andy w
Community Member
2 years ago

in china: black, dick

Abhinav
Community Member
1 year ago

The same goes for report cards regardless of which country you are.

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Kel King Kingston
Community Member
2 years ago

Dick white

Ep1cgamer192
Community Member
2 years ago

hes not even black

Erin Lemin
Community Member
2 years ago

Way to tell the world bro!! And while I'm eating!! WHY?!?!?! How r u white, but ur dick black? (Sorry if this seem racist or disturbing)

Lexus Fulton
Community Member
2 years ago

I'll pass

I am Iron Man
Community Member
2 years ago

His **** is black....

Meja Giannoglou
Community Member
2 years ago

:O

Steve Paquin
Community Member
2 years ago

A taste of black piss.

CHRISTY LEFFEW
Community Member
2 years ago

the human race has evolved

Abhinav Aravind
Community Member
2 years ago

Dick is like the most popular name.

elijah trees
Community Member
3 years ago

"hey stop being racist" no that's my name!

mari 👌🏻😂
Community Member
3 years ago

It says “the taste” on the top it got me so bad

Dat Nguyen
Community Member
3 years ago

lets face it. shit would have hit the fan or hell if his actual name was black dick and this site just switcherooed the name to avoid complaints

ELIJAH EATON
Community Member
3 years ago

black dick or dick black

Rebecca Sanchez-Perez
Community Member
3 years ago

rasist

Patrice Desrosiers
Community Member
3 years ago

Dick Black and his Balls

Patrice Desrosiers
Community Member
3 years ago

I read Dick Black and his balls

Joyce Pena
Community Member
3 years ago

NO THANK YOU,, I’ll pass

Abdallah Alkhouli
Community Member
4 years ago

The "band" adds up the spice to it!

Juan Matos
Community Member
4 years ago

"A Taste of Dick Black" was surely proposital.

Sidney Wadina-Lee
Community Member
5 years ago

O M G !

Sirius
Community Member
5 years ago

No thank you... You should keep the Taste to yourself!

Intensive Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

no thanks, i pass

Leø
Community Member
5 years ago

But He is a White Guy!!!...

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#25

Chew Kok Long

Chew Kok Long

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Sometimes I wonder if western names also have weird connotations when interpreted in asian languages...

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#26

Crystal Methven

Crystal Methven

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
5 years ago

I think she was selling a lot more than just kitten(s)

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#27

Robert Fagot

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

"Never been married"

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#28

Dr. B. J. Hardick

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Cat Meow
Community Member
5 years ago

If lucky, one leads to the other...

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#29

Dick Raper

Dick Raper

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Is that a name, a title, or an accusation?

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#30

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
5 years ago

"I'm a volunteer fireman."

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#31

Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

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Emily Whittaker
Community Member
5 years ago

Eeeeeyyy macarena!!

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#32

Judge Willie Stroker

Judge Willie Stroker

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Superluminal1
Community Member
5 years ago

Will he or won't he?

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#33

MacDonald-Berger

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Alanna Wakefield
Community Member
5 years ago

What are the odds lol a match made in food heaven haha

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#34

Lord Vol Demort

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Kamila Bilska
Community Member
5 years ago

Better than He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named ;)

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#35

Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
5 years ago

By the looks of his 'signature', it's also his favorite drink!

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#36

Christian Guy

Christian Guy

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
5 years ago

Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!

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#37

Tokyo Sexwale

Tokyo Sexwale

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Sorry...I just need to laugh, can't even think of a comment to top that up.

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#38

Dick Swett

Dick Swett

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Cheesybeansy
Community Member
5 years ago

Richard! always pick Richard!

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#39

Ana L.

Ana L.

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Rachel Rosky
Community Member
5 years ago

Dude, stop picking the skin around your nails!

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#40

Crystal Metheny

Crystal Metheny

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
5 years ago

I guess her kitten selling days are over!

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#41

Mister Love

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Bad love apparently.

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#42

Krystal Ball

Krystal Ball

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
5 years ago

Her parents are hippies.

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#43

Dick Assman

Dick Assman

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Belle White
Community Member
5 years ago

Sign in the back says sleek... 😆

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#44

Dick Smalley

Dick Smalley

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Now this is revealing.

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#45

Dick Kock

Dick Kock

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
5 years ago

The guy so nice, they named him twice!

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#46

Dick Paradise

Dick Paradise

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Robert Morson
Community Member
5 years ago

Is this better or worse than just being named Vagina?

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#47

Wiener And Beaver

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

"I have Wiener and Beaver coming over tonight...will you also join?" – "I am not into these kind of things, dude."

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#48

Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens

Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

What?

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#49

General Arse Biscuites

General Arse Biscuites

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
5 years ago

This one is fake.

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#50

Dick Power

Dick Power

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

And look how happy he is.

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#51

Flavour Balls

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Melissa Kennedy
Community Member
5 years ago

Jeremy Backhole isn't proud either.

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#52

Dick Seeman

Dick Seeman

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Daniel Khan
Community Member
5 years ago

the funny thing is that there is standing 1969!! 69

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#53

Gay Saylor

Gay Saylor

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
5 years ago

In the days when being gay meant you were happy. :)

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#54

B. J. Cobbledick

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