Each year the list of baby names keeps getting more eccentric with such contributions as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys, and Monet, Heiress and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these worst names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.

It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail. And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single funny memes list. Scroll through the list, compiled by Bored Panda, for more people who were given worst names ever by parents who apparently didn't like them very much. And if you know any funny last names, add it to the comments!s!

#1

Sam Sung

Sam Sung

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Hans
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5 years ago

I think I would entrust him my Android devices...not sure about Apple.

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#2

Mr. Perv

Mr. Perv

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Superluminal1
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5 years ago

I wouldn't want to be teacher's pet.

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Saad Maan

Saad Maan

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Paula Raymundo
Community Member
5 years ago

Living up to his name. :(

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P. Ennis

P. Ennis

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Emre
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5 years ago

F.uck

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Chris P. Bacon

Chris P. Bacon

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Hans
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5 years ago

I suppose his parent were not vegetarians.

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#6

Hitler Mussolini

Hitler Mussolini

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Belle White
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5 years ago

Whoever did this is cruel >:T

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Dick Long

Dick Long

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
5 years ago

I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname Dick over the given name of Richard

Rob LeBlanc
Community Member
5 years ago

When your last name is Long, there's every reason! ;)

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

...was very popular with the girls.

Gibraltar Gąbka
Community Member
1 year ago

Hans shut the f**k up

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Belle White
Community Member
5 years ago

And in schools, they file your name Last,First 😅

David Kim
Community Member
1 year ago

Long, Dick

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DuheVon Hill
Community Member
5 years ago

Better than dick short

Kirby Fan AVGCP NODD
Community Member
4 years ago

I shit you not, my mom actually knew a guy named "Dick Short".

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Chiranjeev Sharma
Community Member
5 years ago

Whether DIck Long or Long Dick... his wife will be happy for sure

Prashant Karnath
Community Member
5 years ago

Sounds like his Native American name..

Larry Bud Melman
Community Member
5 years ago

Is this one truly unfortunate??

Superluminal1
Community Member
5 years ago

That's stretching things a bit!

Griselle Lugo
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh come oooonnnn!!!

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
5 years ago

Should have stuck with Richard

Cat Meow
Community Member
5 years ago

If he didn't/doesn't live up to his name, I'm sure there's lots of disappointed gals or guys

Long Joan Silver
Community Member
5 years ago

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Don Su
Community Member
5 years ago

Haha did his folk not realise when they named him

Jamal W
Community Member
5 years ago

Maybe his folks did it for just this reason lmaoo

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Chiara Morello
Community Member
5 years ago

he seems happy with it. might have got him good rumors

Bunnies are better!!
Community Member
5 years ago

very long

Zion Feng Zi Yang
Community Member
1 year ago

In China, when you a full name, the surname comes first. So when you say it in china, it will be Long Dick.

Malika Jones
Community Member
1 day ago

what the f**k

Dick long
Community Member
9 months ago

Don't make fun of me 😔

Phoebe Huang
Community Member
1 year ago

many people are called DICK-thats bad

AnthonyFish
Community Member
2 years ago

Hi my dick is long

Sky Chen
Community Member
2 years ago

I would call him long dick instead of dick long, what is his parents thinking?

Sky Chen
Community Member
2 years ago

I would rather gave him a name like long dick instead of dick long

MIEKAH PIERSON
Community Member
2 years ago

now imagine he has a smol dick XD

Sajan Arora
Community Member
3 years ago

oof

mari 👌🏻😂
Community Member
3 years ago

Dick? Really.... his parents are rude

Jamel LeVake
Community Member
3 years ago

maybe he had a big long Dick

Filip Citores
Community Member
5 years ago

t was surely father who chose this name :-)

Larry Foster
Community Member
5 years ago

in the Army they would yell, Long, Dick, lol

Peter Lankton
Community Member
5 years ago

What guy wouldn't want that name?

Isabella Hendrixson
Community Member
5 years ago

How long is your dick? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

MARTIN MARTINEZ
Community Member
1 month ago

no wonder why he had so many girlfriends!

MARTIN MARTINEZ
Community Member
1 month ago

Wow, imagine how many girlfriends this guy had

Redwood Rebelgirl
Community Member
1 month ago

My sibling once knew a man named D**k Bider. Why would he not go by Richard???? Or, Rick??? 😳

Leslie Bryant
Community Member
1 month ago

I worked with a Richard, but he wanted to be called D**k. His last name was Headly. I had to call him over the intercom a lot.

Cat Maglev
Community Member
2 months ago

i bet his parents were d***s...

Student Violet Liermann
Community Member
2 months ago

Sigh

Nahid Khogali
Community Member
3 months ago

wt f**k

Nam - Andrew
Community Member
3 months ago

he look like Rick Roll :))))))

Sarene Moore
Community Member
3 months ago

dixk dixk dixk dixk dixk

Sarene Moore
Community Member
3 months ago

d***s are the best to suck

Sarene Moore
Community Member
3 months ago

i love d**k <3

Kharl Dillard
Community Member
3 months ago

what the frick

Liv
Community Member
4 months ago

But the real question is, is it really🤔

Olivia Schwan
Community Member
4 months ago

who named this man this

Evsevy Erofeeff
Community Member
4 months ago

this is just funny

Evsevy Erofeeff
Community Member
4 months ago

this is just plain old funny

Thato Maleta
Community Member
4 months ago

how long is it?

Lisa Mcwhinnie
Community Member
5 months ago

D**k long

Lisa Mcwhinnie
Community Member
5 months ago

This is a stupid name

Lisa Mcwhinnie
Community Member
5 months ago

This is a dumb name

Noob Guy
Community Member
5 months ago

but just imagine how long his d**k might be lololololololol

Noob Guy
Community Member
5 months ago

he basically has a long d**k

Alexander Peralta
Community Member
5 months ago

SUS AMONG US

pink pink
Community Member
5 months ago

Lol I know someone named d**k long

CASEY !
Community Member
5 months ago

WHAT, DICKY?

Ashbye Barger
Community Member
5 months ago

the frick

Augie Chapin
Community Member
5 months ago

that face tho

Nivlem Ray Ricohermoso
Community Member
6 months ago

bruh💀

Annen Wortel
Community Member
6 months ago

Mmm~~~~! I wanna suck it and see it! 🤤

Anthony Berlin
Community Member
6 months ago

imagine his pp short

Madison Campbell
Community Member
7 months ago

wow

Srinath Shanmugam
Community Member
8 months ago

too much for me to take

Seanwin Kyle Juliano
Community Member
8 months ago

umh

Kelly Hood
Community Member
9 months ago

No wonder he had such a big grin

Kemaria Smalley
Community Member
9 months ago

wow his parents where a lil bit overboard

Jolly Bot
Community Member
10 months ago

Here's the deal. Richard was a hugely popular name until the last few decades. Think "every Tom, D**k, and Harry.. For decades D**k was simply a nickname for Richard. Men historically have used common names for their Peter,Willie,Johnson, D**k.

Jolly Bot
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10 months ago (edited)

Over time,D**k won out so completely as the common name men used, that D**k became the primary word for penis. And the use of the name Richard plummeted. Imagine if every woman began referring to her vagina as Amy. In 20 years no one would name their girl Amy, and we' all be like What were they thinking? Now You Know.

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Paul Persa
Community Member
11 months ago

And he's adress is located in Virginia

WESTON MANN
Community Member
11 months ago

his d**k is log pro

Ian SIM
Community Member
11 months ago

I do not know what his parents were thinking

Bingyu Hu
Community Member
1 year ago

HE HAS A LOOOONG D**K..

Ivy Venters
Community Member
1 year ago

Plot twist what if he has no d**k at all?

Micah Matos
Community Member
1 year ago

damn

Jeremy Smith
Community Member
1 year ago

Adult film actor since birth

i have 7 subs
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1 year ago

lol

LEANDRO LUNA
Community Member
1 year ago

DANG D**K LONG?

Superstar Charmander
Community Member
1 year ago

I bet the ladies loved this.

Savannah High
Community Member
1 year ago

oof

PuppyP0wer
Community Member
1 year ago

😂😂😂😂

Sophia Davis
Community Member
1 year ago

what the heck lol

Lauren Tark
Community Member
1 year ago

Long D**k. My My

Lauren Tark
Community Member
1 year ago

How about Long D**k :0

Isaac Izaguirre
Community Member
1 year ago

dang tht must suck if he dosent have one

Bailey Dawson
Community Member
1 year ago

hmmmm no

Danté Alejandro Peoples
Community Member
1 year ago

welp...

Cairo Christian
Community Member
1 year ago

whoa

Ashlynn Gipson
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

you know those little lunch cards that have ur last name first.. they make me feel bad for him-

Link Legend
Community Member
1 year ago

does he have a long weenei

Kirk Johnson
Community Member
1 year ago

No, fake. 1940s yearbooks didn’t use color photos like this.

Libra Sisters
Community Member
1 year ago

wow just wow

Ciara Meeks
Community Member
1 year ago

If your name is Richard don't nickname yourself D**k choose something different like Richy or something.

Kenneth Ross
Community Member
1 year ago

Have you guys ever watched a show called “Bewitched”? Both actors who played Darrin Stephens were total d***s.

KEEGAN PIERCE
Community Member
1 year ago

True

Rui Gu
Community Member
1 year ago

do he really?

Ashley Hupp
Community Member
1 year ago

I would have named this child... Josh, Jason, Bryce or something like Andrew or Alan

Tezdon Robinson
Community Member
1 year ago

i feel bad for this man

Taiwo Akinsemoyin
Community Member
1 year ago

Only if it's true..he could come get some ;)

Rita Walsh
Community Member
1 year ago

ohmygosh i would be so embarassed to have that name

Savannah Brown
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG!!! I feel so bad!

David Kim
Community Member
2 years ago

richard long is better

Kyle Miller
Community Member
2 years ago

we all know why he is smiling so big

Noah Stoerner
Community Member
2 years ago

Manny pacqiao

Zara Harris
Community Member
2 years ago

i bet his dick is longer than yours bitch

andy w
Community Member
2 years ago

in china, you have to say your last name first before your first name... long, dick

andy w
Community Member
2 years ago

in china, you have to say your last nam first then your first name..... long, dick

Patrick M P
Community Member
2 years ago

Dick U MEAN LIKE UR DICK

Avraham Simkhayev
Community Member
2 years ago

What a weird name you have

lacey tough
Community Member
2 years ago

his dick must be long the n am i right

Showboat Productions
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, he's not wrong

Elijah Yurkovsky
Community Member
2 years ago

All the ladies want a piece of him

Brian Neace
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

No wonder hes smiling

Brian Neace
Community Member
2 years ago

No wonder hes smiling

Lotus Evora Buttom
Community Member
2 years ago

How did they know the size of his dick?

Ethan Ayers
Community Member
2 years ago

Your saying your DICK is long dude your setting yourself up so you not getting a lady! Lady: Hello Rob this is my husband Dick Long! Man: I dont want to touch him. Lady: Well his nice loving and Long but idk about his DICK! hahahha

Sam Sung
Community Member
2 years ago

lol

Madi Claire Straut
Community Member
2 years ago

Atleast it is not Long Dick..

Simon Adkins
Community Member
2 years ago

it was 1945 it was a commin name

Erin Lemin
Community Member
2 years ago

Is his Cousin named dick short?

Sarah LaJudice
Community Member
2 years ago

He's just bragging.

Camilla Leigh
Community Member
2 years ago

I wish this was the other way around

Harry Green
Community Member
2 years ago

I wonder if he liked it when his parents called him dick all the time?

Harry Green
Community Member
2 years ago

How tall is he??????????

Abhinav Aravind
Community Member
2 years ago

This guy looks like Christian Rossi in my school.

Nagito's left hand
Community Member
2 years ago

I wonder if his dick is actually long

Samuel Ince
Community Member
2 years ago

hi B*******

Harry Green
Community Member
2 years ago

He has a long neck.

Lizzie
Community Member
2 years ago

In The Netherlands Dick is a very Common name, and not rude at all. Also, long is a coming last name, so if this is a Dutch guy at least he won’t be laughed at by his classmates!

Sophia Hershberger
Community Member
2 years ago

poor, poor, child

Abhinav Aravind
Community Member
3 years ago

Even one of the characters in Famous Five is named Dick. What's wrong with that?

MOBIUS
Community Member
3 years ago

Richard "Dick" Long... please change your name!

Karma Musgrove
Community Member
3 years ago

me either.Its probly is tho

Dat Nguyen
Community Member
3 years ago

" To him, i'll be referring him as dick because of how much of an asshole he was." _ Unit 522

Abhinav Aravind
Community Member
2 years ago

If you've ever heard of the book series "Famous Five", there is a boy named Dick in the group.

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Heather Lynch
Community Member
3 years ago

With the last name Long, you have to go by Dick! Look at that smile!!!!

Heather Lynch
Community Member
3 years ago

With a last name Long, you have to go by Dick.

best of all people
Community Member
3 years ago

Nice name

James Porquez
Community Member
3 years ago

man, that was horrible

Daniel Buckley
Community Member
3 years ago

Dick Short would have been unfortunate, this is fine :)

Sulayman Vereecken
Community Member
3 years ago

Bill - William, Dick - Richard, Bob -Robert...

Joyce Pena
Community Member
3 years ago

Voted most popular in his class

Joyce Pena
Community Member
3 years ago

Voted most popular in his class!

Cynthia Doyle
Community Member
3 years ago

Sorry, is this supposed to be a photo of someone from 1945? I’m not buying it.

Corina Alvarez Loeblich
Community Member
3 years ago

On purpose. Horrible!

Olivia Swift
Community Member
3 years ago

oof

Nicole Antoku
Community Member
5 years ago

The question is; is it? Sorry, I'll see myself out.

Lauren Mitchell
Community Member
5 years ago

"How in the hell do you get 'Dick' from 'Richard'?" "You ask him nicely." http://m.imgur.com/gallery/xkmYC

Teresa Brush
Community Member
5 years ago

Why would a parent do this to their child?

Mia C
Community Member
5 years ago

He loves his name...

Thomas Lopez
Community Member
5 years ago

Great military personnel

Intensive Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

imagine, they would write his height instead of birthyear "Dick Long 6 ft 7in "

Brenda Boylan
Community Member
5 years ago

Fake, 1945?

Cynthia Doyle
Community Member
5 years ago

What's with the 1945? I call fake!

Mirnie Vanhanen
Community Member
5 years ago

Yoda?

BoredDad
Community Member
5 years ago

He sure looks pleased with himself.

Miguel Arista
Community Member
5 years ago

well...hello there...

Amy Hedges
Community Member
5 years ago

Not class of '45

Luis Payano
Community Member
5 years ago

His parents just didn't give a flip.

Mohamed Ali Said
Community Member
5 years ago

I bet his parents planned this

.gas.
Community Member
5 years ago

Again, this smacks of a yearbook prank.

Emre
Community Member
5 years ago

how much?

Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
5 years ago

1945

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Paul Twocock

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Olivia W
Community Member
5 years ago

The fact that he's at the gay rights charity is even better

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Mike Litoris

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Juana
Community Member
5 years ago

No way. He was probably trolling the news crew.

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#10

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

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Superluminal1
Community Member
5 years ago

They also have part time jobs at In-N-Out.

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#11

Cooking With Poo

Cooking With Poo

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Enjoy your meal!

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#12

Moe Lester

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

"I met Moe Lester yesterday." – "Did you call the cops?"

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#13

Major Dickie Head

Major Dickie Head

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
5 years ago

Naturally he goes by Dick for short...

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#14

Dr. Faartz

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Hans
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5 years ago

I suggest a change to the diet.

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#15

Batman Bin Suparman

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Hans
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5 years ago

I think this is a win, not a fail.

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Jesus Condom

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Tiny Dynamine
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5 years ago

Sticking it to the Catholic church!

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Lord Brain

Lord Brain

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Zoe Krishel
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5 years ago

"Nice to meet you Dr. Brain" "Actually its Lord Brain" 😂😂😂

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Mrs. Rape

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Alexandra Lee
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5 years ago

Mr. Perv and Mrs. Rape...

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#19

F. You

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Hans
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5 years ago

No need to get agressive!

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Dr. Shit Fun Chew

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
5 years ago

Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for dick).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!

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#21

Kash Register

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Superluminal1
Community Member
5 years ago

And he wonders why people are always asking him for money.

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#22

Donald Duck

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Quack!

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#23

Gay Neighbors

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Hans
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5 years ago

In my country sexual orientation is private, no need to reveal it (instead of the name).

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Dick Black

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Hans
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5 years ago

"A taste of"...amazing.

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Chew Kok Long

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Sometimes I wonder if western names also have weird connotations when interpreted in asian languages...

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Crystal Methven

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Yvonne Bernal
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5 years ago

I think she was selling a lot more than just kitten(s)

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Robert Fagot

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Hans
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5 years ago

"Never been married"

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Dr. B. J. Hardick

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Cat Meow
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5 years ago

If lucky, one leads to the other...

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Dick Raper

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Hans
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