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Each year the list of baby names keeps getting more eccentric with such contributions as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys and Monet, Heiress, and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these weird baby names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.

It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already quite a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail. 

And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho, or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single list of unfortunate names. 

Scroll on down and check out the list of people who were given the worst names ever by parents who apparently didn't like them very much. And if you met someone with a very funny name or have one yourself (oh no!), add it to the comments!

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Sam Sung

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I would entrust him my Android devices...not sure about Apple.

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Mr. Perv

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Helen Price
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This man was my math teacher and he is the sole reason I stopped hating math. He made class fun and intetetsting, and was very helpful. But he was also strict, he had very high standards and expected us to always be respectful and work hard and try our best. In return he treated us like young adults and respected us in the same way we respected him. This particular year there was a screw up by the yearbook printer which had many, many typos and syntactical errors, so not to burst anyone's bubble but his name is ACTUALLY Mr. Parvu... and he was too great of a teacher, and man to not let at least a few people on the internet know better.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well done. Very well done. His name was Parvu and was an excellent teacher, and victim of a most undesirable typo. Thank you for shedding LIGHT on this story.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dont give a damn about what anyone looks like, but you people need to treat this guy right! He is a teacher for god's sake! Also, he is a god damn human being! Not a court jester so yall can look at his picture, and sit here and laugh and make fun of him, it ain't right!

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E Menendez
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't help he is wearing a sweatshirt in his picture. Instead of looking professional, he looks like he could be some dude in a van.

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La
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pay teachers more so he can buy a suit so he'll live up to your expectations.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

him and mrs. rape would go very well together😭 would not want to be the favorite student, especially if i were a girl

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Ben Rice
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He looks like he keeps all of the girls in his class after school takes their shoes and socks and licks the bottom of their feet.

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Ben Rice
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He looks like he keeps all of the girls in his class after school takes their shoes and socks off and licks the bottoms of their feet.

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ClassifiedRanTom
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come on, there is no way that man would knowingly take a photo looking like that with his name.

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collin teachout
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the fact that he is around children makes it all the more concerning.

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Liv
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

„Hey sweetie! Who’s your new teacher this year?”. „Oh it’s just Mr. Perv”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2 kids look like they were from my class and iits the bottom one next to the right side and middle next to right but i was not in this class

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Lydia Updike
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he look like a perv, wonder what he did to those kids when he closed the door...

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Cale Bast
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they didnt name their kid mr. like was this made by 5 year olds

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Dave Fabris
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

FYI...l'm pretty sure he's changed his name to Peter File.

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Kyle Miller
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't want to get on his bad side he'll keep a close eye on you

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Showboat Productions
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'People now it's how I roll, and when you come into my class you get a tootsie roll'

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Samuel Fuller
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hes here hes there hes everywhere you gotta watch out hes right behind you!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hey his name was f****d up by the year book printer and his name is Mr. Parvu so don't post your comment until you read Helen Price's comment about him!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hey are you guys paying attention to ms or mrs Helen Price? She said his name was actually Mr. Parvu and the yearbook printer f****d up and got his name wrong so don't judge before you post!

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Dat Nguyen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THAT FACE DOE. I'M HONESTLY AFRAID WHAT HAPPENS IF HE FINDS MY SISTER

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Zayden Buford
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my lord my class would be getting detention galor because we wouldn’t stop laughing at the name

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Lauren Mitchell
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would not want to keep that name if I worked with children...or was a gynecologist.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There were a bunch of typos and errors in this yearbook. His name isn't even "Mr. Perv" it's actually "Mr. Parvu".

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Does no one dress up for picture day anymore???

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Chris P. Bacon

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Funny Group Names

Back to virtual reality here! We all have at least one of those group chats that we love to participate in. Be it a gang of friends, your most beloved coworkers, a family chat, or a group of people you share a hobby with, all of those group chats need a proper name. No worries, though, as we are hurrying to help you with these funny group names that’ll definitely lead you to the right path of thinking: 

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Dick Long

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname D**k over the given name of Richard

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Paul Twocock

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Lastly, sometimes you feel an urge to have a special kind of name for a friend of yours. Be it because they are so special to you or because the two of yous love to have a secret code, funny names for friends are always a thrill to come up with and use. Here are a few examples of unique names that we like quite a lot: 

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However, if none of our suggestions cut the cake, you can always choose one of the funny names from this here list!

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Mike Litoris

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Moe Lester

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Batman Bin Suparman

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Lord Brain

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Dr. Shit Fun Chew

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for d**k).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!

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Kash Register

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Gay Neighbors

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my country sexual orientation is private, no need to reveal it (instead of the name).

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Chew Kok Long

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wonder if western names also have weird connotations when interpreted in asian languages...

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Crystal Methven

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MacDonald-Berger

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Jack Daniels

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Christian Guy

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!

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Tokyo Sexwale

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry...I just need to laugh, can't even think of a comment to top that up.

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Wiener And Beaver

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I have Wiener and Beaver coming over tonight...will you also join?" – "I am not into these kind of things, dude."

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#52

Dick Seeman

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B. J. Cobbledick

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Dick Chapion

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my. That first paragraph is nuts. I think the writer knew what he\she was doing.

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Hardy-Harr

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Dr. Pornsak

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Jed I Knight

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Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

parent are so stupid these day. they didn't realise what they do... i know a kid who names is james, but they wrote it Jaymz

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Jack Goff

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Look, there's Jack Goff in the garden". – "Dude, it is 'jacking', but I cannot see anyone doing that."

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Hashtag Follow

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am happy that I live I a country where names must be approved by the authorities. Despite the reduction in freedom that might imply.

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Deja Viau

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Tahra Dactyl

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Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong

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Destinee Hooker

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Admittedly, it can be questioned whether destiny is a proper first name...destinee surely isn't.

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#82

Jurassic Park

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Chubby Cox

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Speed Weed

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Cookie Facey

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Khumalo Tiny Dick

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Long - Wiwi

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Uranius Johnson

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to love the name Uranus... but after I learned how it actually sounds, I've never been able to see it the same way again. :(

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Harry Hole

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Candy Cummings

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Judy Graham Swallows

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Crystal Coker

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Barry Shitpeas

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Sarah Hampson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a character on a British comedy programme by Charlie Brooker

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Oliver Loser

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Capt. Hyman Shocker

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Yolanda Squatpump

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Steve Sharts

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B. Ruth Boring

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

she doesn't look too boring to me. I mean she's on the newspaper for gods sake!

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Sally Mangina

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it horrible my mind automatically read that as Salty instead of Sally?

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Dr. Jack Kanoff

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This website is so depressing. We come here to waste our time but for some reason we can't even stay on the website for more than 5 minutes without cursing some idiot parent.

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#149

Jolly Mangina

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if Sally Mangina ( #145) And Jolly Mangina are related or married by any chance?

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Mister Rambo Campos Diaz

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Dr. Ken Hurt

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Jackson Galaxy

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love his channel! Some of his tips helped me understand cats better!

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Tatiana Vagina

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Markus Fucker

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Dick Pound

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Ginny Fuchs

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The disadvantage of having a German last name in an English speaking country

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Brownie Shytles

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Dr. Thomas Fister

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Peter Ubersechs

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Takeshita

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's Japanese. It's not pronounced how you think it is. It's also a very, very common family name here.

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#172

Airwrecka Mcbride

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Saeid Mohammadpourkarkaragh

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James Cokayne

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Anurag Dikshit

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Dentist Glenn Payne

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would not visit any doctor with this last name...even less a dentist! LOL!!

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Bob Stoops

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