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Finding an awesome greeting card is like finding an interesting date - it doesn't happen often, but once it does, you want to hold onto it. Luckily for you, Bored Panda has collected some of the most unexpected and hilariously funny greeting cards, proving there's still hope to congratulate people with style.

From spooky Halloween scares to lousy birthday greetings and poetic comparisons of love and diarrhea, these brilliant two liners and bad puns remind us the golden rule not to judge books by their covers. Even if they're a few pages long. Or, actually are birthday cards. Scroll down to read what creative agencies and artists have to offer, and don't forget to upvote your favorite funny greetings.

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need this card! When it comes to writing cards or letters I SUCK at it. If your birthday is coming up, expect a card that says "happy birthday! May all your dreams come true" or a slightly changed variation of it

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Alia Gail
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I gave my sister a similar card and it made her cry... i felt really bad lmao

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Daria B
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This can almost turn as either offensive or hilarious if you're a couple living together and sharing the bed together.

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Lara B.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need this card! I am the only one in the office without a PhD. I work with 3 Neurobiologists and 2 Chemists. This would be a great card for any of them!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since there are cats on the front: No. If it were dogs or anything but cats: Yes

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's my kind of a card. Just enough space to write your name underneath

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it meant I'd be a billionaire, I wouldn't want to graduate from college either

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now that makes me curious how an actual face fusion photo with these three would lool like.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sent this card to my sister! Needless to say neither of us would live through a horror movie

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually got a similar card from my husband... We show our love through blunt truth and sarcasm haha

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot twist: the protagonist who got this card was born from a sperm bank.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So true!!! Or a bath without someone banging on the door saying they need a wee lol

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a time and place when this card is insanely perfect. Need.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then, the father decided to give everything to the other child just to troll back.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh those innocent days when that was the scariest scenario imaginable...

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