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Everybody loves to laugh, and everybody likes surprises (as long as they're nice surprises. Obviously), so what better way combine the two than with these funny tweets that all have endings that you didn't quite expect.

Take a look at the list below to see for yourself what we mean. From pot-smoking teens and seemingly innocent love poems to sexual fantasies and airplane cockpits, the only thing predictable about these tweets is that they're guaranteed to make you smile.

#4

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Taha Hadjadj
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fifteen minutes later the police cought him and the two kids and his boss smoking pot outside his office

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Took a while to get it...it actually is quite funny. Punctuation would have helped a lot, though.

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RJazz909
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it bad that I feel like this will end up happening in a few decades?

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Villo Gertner
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always face posts abount unconveniently crying babies on planes. Why is it so especially hard on planes. I mean it's better than a crying pilot.

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RJazz909
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear people who don't use capital letters, We are the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your Uncle Jack off a horse. Sincerely, Capital letters.

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Cody Eriksen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somehow, I'd feel better knowing that... It would explain a lot of flights!

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#23

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Valentina Favaro
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

actually it does apply to me! my siblings are much older and I was raised as an only child.

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#25

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Heilner
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm going to remember that answer. It will be useful for me in the future!

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#29

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Nathan Allnatt
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These modern mob bosses are so much less effective than the old school ones...

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#50

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Gay Johnson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's one way to settle things...why has no one thought of this before? Do away with lawyers and get right down to business.

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Alex Skye
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sex with a sexretary: Is it in, boss? It has been in for five minutes. Oh, in that case OH MAAYYY GOOODDDD!!!

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Alex Rector
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would spit out my drink either way. Even if I'm happy for it.

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Susan Forbes
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a brand of bottled water. He's saying you're not scummy pond water, you're fancy bottled water

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Šimon Špaček
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And they do not mind about loud music too! As long as it is not death metal.

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Robert Morson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depending on the customer's sense of humor, you are either getting a large tip or none at all.

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