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X, formerly known as Twitter, has become a playground for everyone from politicians, to celebrities, comedians, companies, the guy or girl next door, and even their pets. The platform's limited characters and fast-paced nature make it the perfect platform for hilarious one-liners, sarcastic quips, dad jokes, and clever clapbacks.

There's never a shortage of funny posts on X, and November was no different. The sarky moms, funny dads, and the generally jokey human beings didn't disappoint. It was hard to single out the funniest tweets from this month. But after much deliberation, Bored Panda managed to do it. Keep scrolling for the November Dump of tweets that had us in stitches.

#1

A funny tweet about preferring a simple gender reveal without a party.

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Zephyr343
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4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife is pregnant, we find out the gender in 2 weeks. We will probably just text everyone--simple (can't stand the over the top reveals)

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#6

Funny tweet about pants not fitting properly.

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UncleJohn3000
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4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I (62) fell the other day, but not in an old man sort of way. It was in a tried-to-hop-into-sweatpants-and-wound-up-in-one-leg sort of way. 62 going on 6.

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#11

Sign on a restaurant door humorously banning Ouija boards, highlighting funny tweets online in November.

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B.Nelson
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5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was working as a filler substitute teacher at a high school. Walked into a chemistry class. After taking attendance one of the kids asked for a small white board because "I think we summoned a demon yesterday while the other sub was here." They needed the white board to communicate with it by making their own ouija board. I asked if they tried holy water. They said they were looking on Amazon for some. School is weird these days.

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#14

Screenshot of a tweet sharing a funny story about dads exchanging dad jokes at a grocery store.

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keyboardtek
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5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I get out of the swimming pool and someone is just getting ready to get in the water I tell them "I warmed the water up for you."

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#15

Funny tweet online November about a clever brain-eating bacteria insult shared by a user with many likes and comments.

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5 days ago

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#21

Funny tweet about childhood and socks, discussing mom's rule for staying warm, from November.

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UncleJohn3000
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4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's been gone a long time but I still sometimes hold the door open shouting, "Look dad! I'm heating the entire neighborhood!"

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#23

Wall with a bright light spot resembling a quest marker, featured in funny tweets online for November.

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UncleJohn3000
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4 days ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A voice from the Heavens that sounds a lot like the dungeon master bellows, "Well, open the wall, idiot!" as thunder crashes and arrows begin to rain down.

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#34

Funny tweet about account deletions and giving passwords to bots, shared on social media in November.

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kitten levels tokyo
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5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On BP ee don't seem to have so many Marketing Bots anymore. That's nice. ("My name is Anastasia Cybertron and I make $10 million a week without even breathing...")

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#35

Funny tweet about time travel at a dinner party shared online in November, generating laughter and engagement.

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Ash
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4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me: *quietly goes into a corner to pee into a gravy boat* https://janeaustensworld.com/2012/07/16/regency-hygiene-the-bourdaloue/

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#36

Funny tweet about wet wipes humorously demanding five or nothing.

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Jill Rhodry
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4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

little hack for that - if it's a pack that doesn't have the hard plastic support at the opening, snip the opening about 15mm bigger on one side then you'll only get one - if the pack has a hard plastic support, put a hair band over the packet at each end, then you'll only get one (btw, they do this on purpose so you'll use more)

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#43

Screenshot of a funny tweet about birds migrating, with humorous commentary and emojis.

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ThatNatureNerd
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4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve not heard one hummingbird complain and they’re way smaller than us and doing all the work themselves, as for geese I haven’t heard them complain my guess is they take it out on us

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#49

Tweet screenshot with humorous take on OCD, popular on funny tweets online in November.

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Phantom Phoenix
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4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was a cruel Bastard who termed obsessive compulsion a DIS-order... Order is everything to obsessive compulsives

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#51

Robot meme expressing surprise; highlights funny tweets online.

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Forrest Hobbs
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4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A still from the 2004 film I, Robot starring Will Smith, loosely inspired by Isaac Asimov's "robot" stories.

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#53

Funny tweet about a humorous misunderstanding of Top Gun movie sequels, posted by Milo Edwards in November.

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kitten levels tokyo
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5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is like Americans leaving scathing reviews on European rental property websites, "They advertised the apartment as being on the FIRST FLOOR, but I had to walk up a whole FLIGHT OF STAIRS to get to it! 0 stars!" (I'm American and this is humor based on real life. Upvotes only please.)

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#55

Two people in flamboyant costumes on stage, featured in a funny tweet online, November.

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Julie S
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4 days ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best one was when Anton du Beke and Craig Revel Horwood dressed up as the twins from The Shining for Halloween.

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#61

Person jokingly wrapped hands in foil for Thanksgiving, showcasing funny tweets online.

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Lyoness
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4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny, but if your a$$ doesn't show up with something it may be your last Thanksgiving there.

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#66

Person wearing sunglasses in a car, reacting humorously to military time.

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David Morgan
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4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate when people are unable to understand something, so ridicule it despite the obvious advantages it has.

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#68

Excited woman reacting humorously to missed text, capturing the essence of funny tweets online in November.

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kitten levels tokyo
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5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you think your dog is being friendly to your boss, but he's really beginning to pee on his leg.

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#74

Funny tweet about self-doubt and encouragement by a user on November thread.

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Damned_Cat
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4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm starting to think that to understand some of these posts, the reader needs to be as high as the OP was when they wrote it.

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