Do you get excited when you realize that a professional athlete is older than you? Does your back go out more than you do? Do you refer to your knees as the "good and bad" ones instead of "right and left"? Do your life goals basically consist of hoping to survive another day at work? Then we hate to say it but, well, you're getting old. But as you can see from this hilarious list of tweets compiled by Bored Panda, you're certainly not alone.

Let us know which ones are your favorites, and don't forget to vote for the best!

#1

Growing Old Tweets

sharniist Report

Flora Polvado
Community Member
3 years ago

I remember this day well.

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#2

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goldengateblond Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

Yep, now we just make stupid and talentless people famous, ergo the "Cash me outside how bow dah" idiot.

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#3

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EnglishJason Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Don't worry, things will change and she will have her day of foreboding too. Just enjoy the ride.

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#4

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_viibbe Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, you are getting old when people you age have children, whom they had on purpose, who have babies on purpose!

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#5

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theyearofelan Report

JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
3 years ago

I thought that happened to everyone :(

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#6

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FFloatables Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

The older you get, the more you will appreciate this.

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#7

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Smethanie Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

You are not getting old, you are getting too concerned of others!

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#8

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soccrchik17 Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

If its true that "the older you get, the wiser you become", why not reverse it so as to really enjoy things when you still have your health?

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#9

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shutupmikeginn Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

What are you, a lawyer or something?

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#10

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onherperiod Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

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#11

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amydillon Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

The goal is to both look and to feel tired!

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#12

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annawotts Report

Cotton Candy Sheep
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm not a teen and I enjoy washing up for my mum Lol :p

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#13

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TheBoydP Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Remember, life is fleeting, so savor every minute as if it is your last.

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#14

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missekay Report

Fsd Sghh
Community Member
3 years ago

Good and bad? Try bad and worse. Lol

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#15

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tonysheps Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

As a kid, I never thought of such things, or the fact that Kevin had such a large house, looking back, i wonder what his parents did for a living to afford such a big ass house!

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#16

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CelebrityChez Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Time flies when your metabolism slows down, for some unknown reason. ;D

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#17

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Contwixt Report

Master Markus
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm in university and I already have a favourite grocery store.

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#18

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psychoticsass Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Hopefully there is a time in one's life where the light bulb of wisdom suddenly illuminates the mind.

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#19

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damanr Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Ahh, now you are beginning to weed out the riff-raff. Good move!

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#20

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KevinFarzad Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
3 years ago

So me. Tbh, I a whole month with a terrible cough that caused my lungs to burn. So, yeah. I hope I don't die

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#21

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behindyourback Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, ironman winners can be in their 40s, finishers in their 80s. Not reconsider...

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#22

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SCbchbum Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

And suddenly the light goes on!

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#23

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abbycohenwl Report

Denise Stark
Community Member
3 years ago

Yea when I turned 58 I realized that I was 58. The whole year I was 57, I thought I was 58! So I feel like a knob that has been 58 for two y

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#24

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cee_ryan Report

AcousticGString
Community Member
3 years ago

lol I just type mine in because it takes too long to scroll ^.^

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#25

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Dschnoeb Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
3 years ago

What a lovely Friday night he had

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#26

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senderblock23 Report

JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
3 years ago

This happens to me and im 14 :D

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#27

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mikefossey Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
3 years ago

Then you can leave it to your kids.

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#28

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juneohara65 Report

Denise Stark
Community Member
3 years ago

hahaha this one made me laugh

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#29

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batkaren Report

Joe Dad
Community Member
3 years ago

I remember falling out of a tree and I was perfectly fine. No broken bones... I was like 9 or 10 at that time lol.

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#30

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Funnyoneliners Report

LilicatUK
Community Member
3 years ago

Day??? MONTHS!!! Not gonna waste those 24 exposures!

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#31

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Frankly, this is sad.

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#32

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electrolemon Report

Anna Brown
Community Member
3 years ago

Never a moment too late or too soon

#33

Growing Old Tweets

GottaBePapi_ Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
3 years ago

Or you have to take a nap after getting home from work. Naps are heaven

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#34

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mr_seanhughes Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Sometimes it seems that reality is always playing "catch up",.....but it always "catches up".

#35

Growing Old Tweets

michaelianblack Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

My friends tease me for going to bed at 8pm, but I also wake up at 4am, when most of them are drooling on their pillows. Adulting sucks sometimes.

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#36

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behindyourback Report

Stille20
Community Member
3 years ago

solid plan

#37

Growing Old Tweets

LizHackett Report

Sweep the Leg
Community Member
3 years ago

Worse news is your metabolism has slowed, so that bowl of ice cream is going to cost you.

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#38

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theguydf Report

Stille20
Community Member
3 years ago

Don't play that game... all it takes is one person shooting too high and it haunts you for months.

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#39

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hughlaurie Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Now that is something to worry about, until you forget about it.

#40

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goldengateblond Report

Jack Candy
Community Member
3 years ago

And they weren't so easily offended by everything

#41

Growing Old Tweets

seeSHREVE Report

Rhon
Community Member
3 years ago

My 91 yr old father used a hand saw to trim branches from a tree! He kept himself busy and doesn't need to get back in shape!

#42

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lloydrang Report

#43

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UniqueDude2 Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Not to worry Ben, odds are you'll understand the pattern when you reach your 40s.

#44

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shelbyfero Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

That depends on how well you have treated your body. My best advice..............stay away from Ranger School.

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#45

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WGladstone Report

Kathy Huskins
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm in between. A text is for hi, how are ya, I'm on my way. A call is for, "they died?" Or, "you're researching ways to off yourself?"

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#46

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tylerschmall Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Hm...I think there is no reasopn in your 30s and beyond not to strive for seeing the world!

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#47

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GaryJanetti Report

tinklyatom
Community Member
3 years ago

😂😂😂

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#48

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mrskimcam Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

If you think that's bad Kim, just wait until you reach your 40s, or heaven forbid, your 50s.

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#49

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trillballins Report

#50

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sarabran Report

#51

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luvelyone Report

Marioara Popescu
Community Member
3 years ago

I love men boobs.

#52

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pattonoswalt Report

#53

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SamanthaJJA Report

Sweep the Leg
Community Member
3 years ago

Just wait till you get rid of all your social media and don't feel bad about it at all.

#54

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abeavs27 Report

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
3 years ago

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On what? His dick?

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#55

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TheIronSherk Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
3 years ago

What if I haven't? Does that mean I am still young? Sadly, my body doesn't agree with this logic

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#56

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Home_Halfway Report

Amanda Scott
Community Member
3 years ago

Wasted advice also. They don't listen anyway, so best to let them learn from their own mistakes.

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#57

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ColdZero2006 Report

Shari H
Community Member
3 years ago

Truth!

#58

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SICKOFWOLVES Report

#59

Growing Old Tweets

unapologetiicb Report

#60

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CrouchCrouch14 Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
3 years ago

But what if you're going back to take some classes in your late 20s? Then it's all of these at once

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#61

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AndyRichter Report

AmStick
Community Member
3 years ago

We have an 'oldies' station... which plays all the stuff I grew up on. It's so weird to hear my kids now refer to the station as such.

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#62

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0xMatt Report

Rhon
Community Member
3 years ago

My 91 yr old father was using a handsaw to trim branches off a tree, he doesn't need to work out!

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#63

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KenJennings Report

Elizabeth Cartony-Wiley
Community Member
3 years ago

Omg. Oh hells yeah party dog

#64

Growing Old Tweets

craydrienne Report

Jose Baeyens
Community Member
3 years ago

Speaking of which......

#65

Growing Old Tweets

emilyemshoff Report

Susanna Vesna
Community Member
3 years ago

oh boy...That is the most fucked up part- when the teenage acne turn into grown-woman acne...

#66

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biancamonty Report

#67

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chrisdowning Report

Marioara Popescu
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh come on, nothing hurts at 30.

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#68

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UnFitz Report

#69

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LibrariNerd Report

Jörg Zingler
Community Member
3 years ago

Your cat does not watch.....

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#70

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hiwhojoined Report

Susanna Vesna
Community Member
3 years ago

Exactly! Hahaha

#71

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kumailn Report

#72

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

#73

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GemmaGwen Report

#74

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annadrezen Report

Elizabeth Cartony-Wiley
Community Member
3 years ago

So much truth.