Food is that other great necessity, closely related to crude bodily functions, that is the topic of many jokes. From the over-top exploding diner scene in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, to sexy, food-related double entendre like beef stroganoff, if it's worth a laugh, food has been there. That's why Bored Panda has compiled this list of the funniest food tweets ever. Which one makes you hunger for more? Vote on the funniest tweet below!

#1

Funny Food Tweet

JennyJohnsonHi5 Report

Sreya Ghosh 2 years ago

Are you listening, vegans?

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#2

Funny Food Tweet

MarcusTheToken Report

Laura Ingles. 2 years ago

100% Agree!

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#3

Funny Food Tweet

ashleyaustrew Report

Dorine Graafmans-de Beer 2 years ago

That's my kind of diet!

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#4

Funny Food Tweet

PinkCamoTO Report

Francisco Gomes 2 years ago

Couldn't be more accurate

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#5

Funny Food Tweet

daddyjew Report

Carolee Samuda-Bailey 2 years ago

Lol, no kidding!

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#6

Funny Food Tweet

KalvinMacleod Report

Ruby Fox 2 years ago

cute:))

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#7

Funny Food Tweet

edsheeran Report

Alyssa 2 years ago

Preach Ed. Preach.

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#8

Funny Food Tweet

MaraWritesStuff Report

Laura Ingles. 2 years ago

Exactly!!!

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#9

Funny Food Tweet

CauseWereGuys Report

Karin Fern 2 years ago

OW that freaking hurts..but pizza I forgive you

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#10

Funny Food Tweet

KyleMcDowell86 Report

Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

LMFAO!!! #familycounseling #pizzainduced

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#11

Funny Food Tweet

Dawn_M_ Report

Ruby Fox 2 years ago

good one hahaha

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#12

Funny Food Tweet

LouisPeitzman Report

Launa Rae 2 years ago

*snobby juicers: "I turn mine into a shake"*

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#13

Funny Food Tweet

AbrasiveGhost Report

Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

LMFAO!! #identitycrises

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#14

Funny Food Tweet

tchrquotes Report

Jessica Bertram 2 years ago

Yes. This. All the time this. *looks at husband pointedly

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#15

Funny Food Tweet

BiIIMurray Report

Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

Me too!

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#16

Funny Food Tweet

DaddyJew Report

Jessica Thorp 2 years ago

I lol'd. HA. Thanks

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#17

Funny Food Tweet

AnnaKendrick47 Report

Christina Kachel 2 years ago

And live And live

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#18

Funny Food Tweet

PaperWash Report

Kristina Vaklinova 2 years ago

happens every time I order take home sushi :D

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#19

Funny Food Tweet

LizHackett Report

Amy Post 2 years ago

This is what I always do while eating Ice Cream!! lol

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#20

Funny Food Tweet

iwearaonesie Report

Keyra Rodz 2 years ago

LOL!

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#21

Funny Food Tweet

AndyAsAdjective Report

Karin Fern 2 years ago

LMAO!

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#22

Funny Food Tweet

Book_Krazy Report

Onennon 2 years ago

that's funny... who has a room for desserts.. [nervous laughing.]

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#23

Funny Food Tweet

qrush Report

Liz Miller 2 years ago

Fibally something where size DOES matter!

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#24

Funny Food Tweet

abbyhasissues Report

Lynsey Farquhar 2 years ago

Lol

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#25

Funny Food Tweets

AaronFullerton Report

nikkicole 2 years ago

Am I the only one who personally counted the letters

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#26

Funny Food Tweet

moooooog35 Report

Monica Alderson 2 years ago

They don't have arsenic in them either!

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#27

Funny Food Tweet

AnnaKendrick47 Report

Suzanne Manning 2 years ago

That's right up there with: "Ooooh, no way I can finish this. Too rich." As if.

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#28

Funny Food Tweet

TheCatWhisprer Report

Onennon 2 years ago

Dorito Casual: Genoa Salami, Lettuce, American Cheese, Doritos.

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#29

Funny Food Tweet

JimGaffigan Report

Maria Soto Peterson 2 years ago

Every. Freaking. Time.

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#30

Funny Food Tweet

prattprattpratt Report

Karin Fern 2 years ago

Dude my heart breaks for you

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#31

Funny Food Tweet

AimeeHelene1 Report

Carolee Samuda-Bailey 2 years ago

You are one brave soul...lol

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#32

Funny Food Tweet

PaulyPeligroso Report

Meera Lad 2 years ago

Lol XD

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#33

Funny Food Tweet

juneohara65 Report

kwitte1 2 years ago

This is me :P

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#34

Funny Food Tweet

ojedge Report

Gustavo Gomes 2 years ago

chet baker!

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#35

Funny Food Tweet

DaddyJew Report

Arbitrary007 2 years ago

At least he still has July.

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#36

Funny Food Tweet

ceejoyner Report

Shauday Smith 2 years ago

ppeerrrraise the lawd!!!

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#37

Funny Food Tweet

CulturedRuffian Report

Tillie Martinussen 2 years ago

X)

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#38

Funny Food Tweet

IamEnidColeslaw Report

Julia Wolfe 2 years ago

ANY relationship

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#39

Funny Food Tweet

mdob11 Report

Georgia Stergiadis 2 years ago

This happens to my mate, every bloody time (minus the crying part). He is a very slow eater

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#40

Funny Food Tweet

michaelianblack Report

#41

True Meaning Of Thanksgiving

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Kelly Smith 2 years ago

Funny but true history just the same.

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#42

Funny Food Tweet

KMADrunner Report

Sam Cook 2 years ago

Same here, gal. Same here.

#43

Funny Food Tweets

MarieColette Report

Cool Quote Character 2 years ago

😂

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#44

Funny Food Tweet

Eenfidel Report

Susanna Vesna 2 years ago

The amount of Sushi in there! Holly shit!

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#45

Funny Food Tweet

BackrowSeats Report

Sam Cook 2 years ago

Gimme the prize!

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#46

Funny Food Tweet

CelebrityChez Report

Kalikima 2 years ago

Lol! Awesome...

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#47

Funny Food Tweet

mdob11 Report

Ayana sjoberg 2 years ago

There desserts they are NOT meant to be shared they are meant for me to inhale in less then 5 seconds and you to sit there in silence and watch in horror

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#48

Funny Food Tweet

Sean_Burgundy_ Report

Jin Khampy 2 years ago

Could you grab me some nuggets while you're there? Thx love

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#49

Funny Food Tweet

AGreaterMonster Report

Nele 1 year ago

Challenge accepted

#50

Funny Food Tweet

Donna_McCoy Report

Ayana sjoberg 2 years ago

It's laughing because i was stupid enough to eat the whole thing then look at the second size and say oops I'll remember this for the next time we met *not*

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#51

Funny Food Tweet

Reverend_Scott Report

Mike M (OB1Coyote) 2 years ago

That's when you spit on the pizza and say, "enjoy"..

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#52

Funny Food Tweets

audipenny Report

Jessica Russian Sifontes 2 years ago

You can use it to make a beverage, though. In my country, you take the pineapple peel, boil it for like 10 minutes in 1.5 liters of water, sift it and sweeten it with sugar or splenda if you want to avoid some calories, then put in the fridge. It's very refreshing.

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#53

Funny Food Tweet

kerihw Report

Hannah Hollowell 2 years ago

Love this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#54

Funny Food Tweet

BeardSpice Report

Daisy Brisco 2 years ago

Finally, a sorta knock-knock joke

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#55

Funny Food Tweet

juneohara65 Report

Karin Fern 2 years ago

if I were Tinkerbell..I would need the Hoist

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#56

Funny Food Tweet

khook32 Report

Esther Evans 1 year ago

Sounds good to me...

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#57

Funny Food Tweet

murrman5 Report

Lily Mae Kitty 2 years ago

green taste nothing like red orange or yellow....but they taste like one another.

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#58

Hippie Food

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Elizabeth Gruenwald 1 year ago

That's funny

#59

Funny Food Tweet

andylassner Report

Magnolia Irides 1 year ago

I know that :D I hurry to go to sleep so that you can have full pack of calories in the morning :D

#60

Funny Food Tweet

amishschool Report

Elizabeth Gruenwald 1 year ago

Luv

#61

Funny Food Tweet

Elizasoul80 Report

Elizabeth Gruenwald 1 year ago

Saw that coming luv

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#62

Funny Food Tweet

simoncholland Report

#63

Funny Food Tweet

FrenulumBreve Report

tsjah 2 years ago

snorque

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#64

Funny Food Tweet

KentWGraham Report

Elizabeth Gruenwald 1 year ago

So we are healthy. Haha

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#65

Funny Food Tweet

lisaxy424 Report

Kalikima 2 years ago

Yes! That way you don't snap and start demanding all the circulating waiters line up and give you first dibs, because it is mywedding damnit! ...is embarrassing! I ahem I would think...

#66

Funny Food Tweet

Jake_Vig Report

CastoiROBLOX 1 year ago

If you don’t leave them, I won’t eat them (what I tell me older siblings)

#67

Funny Food Tweet

amydillon Report

Elizabeth Gruenwald 1 year ago

Broken hearted

#68

Funny Food Tweet

thenatewolf Report

Elizabeth Gruenwald 1 year ago

Luv

#69

Funny Food Tweet

jimmyfallon Report

Taara Pantera 2 years ago

"Chip-ole-tee"?? No? No.

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#70

Funny Food Tweet

shadygrenade Report

Elizabeth Gruenwald 1 year ago

That's funny and I luv it

#71

Funny Food Tweet

nice_mustard Report

Elizabeth Gruenwald 1 year ago

Bliss

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#72

Funny Food Tweet

chrissyteigen Report

CastoiROBLOX 1 year ago

Hot pockets, where each bite is a different temp.

#73

Funny Food Tweet

EndhooS Report

Justyna 2 years ago

this reminds me of one trip to italy when i took a small grater and my own cheese not be disappointed when eating in a hotel restaurant... see, i must have ENOUGH cheese to be satisfied :))

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#74

Funny Food Tweet

Ivsy01 Report

Elizabeth Gruenwald 1 year ago

True sad and happiness

#75

Funny Food Tweet

juneohara65 Report

Beth McFadden 1 year ago

I spent today restructuring the Food Pyramid to meet my dietary needs: Meat, Starch, Dairy, Candy. Ahhh.

#76

Funny Food Tweet

DanKCharnley Report

tsjah 2 years ago

th!s

#77

Funny Food Tweet

Gooooats Report

CastoiROBLOX 1 year ago

I would take it -|_o_|-

#78

Funny Food Tweet

3sunzzz Report

Elizabeth Gruenwald 1 year ago

Luv

#79

Funny Food Tweet

internetluke Report

#80

Funny Food Tweet

Cheeseboy22 Report

Nikita Jagora 2 years ago

You know who's a true unrecognized genius? The guy who invented carrot cake

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#81

Baby Food

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Elizabeth Gruenwald 1 year ago

That's funny and true

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#82

Funny Food Tweet

WhitneyCummings Report

#83

Zuul Or Cheese?

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