Food is that other great necessity, closely related to crude bodily functions, that is the topic of many jokes. From the over-top exploding diner scene in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, to sexy, food-related double entendre like beef stroganoff, if it's worth a laugh, food has been there. That's why Bored Panda has compiled this list of the funniest food tweets ever. Which one makes you hunger for more? Vote on the funniest tweet below!
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Oh, the joys of having been born and living in a tropical country :)))))))
I was thinking about it, then rejected it as too much work, and now you are my hero
Load More Replies...The box says to 'Find out more on the back!' I'm willing to bet it's a portmanteau word: Vegan + Organic.
Load More Replies...Yea, cuz adding "ic" at the end of a word makes it so much more ....worthy.
So, if they're "ancient" when is the expiration date? WOW! They last forever! ;-)
The 'ancient ' is the part that got me....how long have they been in the cupboard??
Sweetened with coconut palm sugar. Yeah, lets pretend that's something fancy. It's only very very slightly less bad for you than regular sugar. Also, in the making they cut the flower stems of the coconut palm flowers, which in effect I would think kills the flower and hence it won't produce a coconut? Anyway, my point was, it's still sugar.
That's right up there with: "Ooooh, no way I can finish this. Too rich." As if.
This happens to my mate, every bloody time (minus the crying part). He is a very slow eater
There desserts they are NOT meant to be shared they are meant for me to inhale in less then 5 seconds and you to sit there in silence and watch in horror
It's laughing because i was stupid enough to eat the whole thing then look at the second size and say oops I'll remember this for the next time we met *not*
You can use it to make a beverage, though. In my country, you take the pineapple peel, boil it for like 10 minutes in 1.5 liters of water, sift it and sweeten it with sugar or splenda if you want to avoid some calories, then put in the fridge. It's very refreshing.
green taste nothing like red orange or yellow....but they taste like one another.
I know that :D I hurry to go to sleep so that you can have full pack of calories in the morning :D
If you don’t leave them, I won’t eat them (what I tell me older siblings)
I spent today restructuring the Food Pyramid to meet my dietary needs: Meat, Starch, Dairy, Candy. Ahhh.
You know who's a true unrecognized genius? The guy who invented carrot cake
I don't consider it littering if it's organic.. Your just feeding the bugs ????
I get scare and hate when my kids are around ,I make fried potatoes or devil eggs I always think I'm in ww3 !!haha