Food is that other great necessity, closely related to crude bodily functions, that is the topic of many jokes. From the over-top exploding diner scene in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, to sexy, food-related double entendre like beef stroganoff, if it's worth a laugh, food has been there. That's why Bored Panda has compiled this list of the funniest food tweets ever. Which one makes you hunger for more? Vote on the funniest tweet below!
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Being vegan has nothing with top do with eating organic or gluten free food.
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Most people don't realize this, but they have only heard the most outspoken members of a group when they complain about that group being outspoken.
Most people don't realize this but many non-vegans are huge d***s about you not wanting to eat meat. "Why aren't you eating the pulled pork?" at a BBQ or "Oh, you're ordering the butternut squash not the filet mignon?" at a wedding will lead to me saying - yea, actually... I don't eat meat. So, then... you tell me all the stupid reasons that I *should* eat meat and I'm a huge moron for not realizing that we are at the top of the food chain (which, by the way, we're not). While I'm in no way advocating preaching veganity or vegetarianism, the MEAT eaters are the judge-y ones in my experience. I don't eat meat for medical reasons, so I have no preachy vegan agenda to push, and still, people insist on being an a*****e about my food, constantly.
"You wanna go out to eat?" "You want some of this?" "I'm bringing you cookies!" "You should eat a burger." "Come over and I'll cook." "We're having a lunch meeting." I get it, there are annoying preachy eaters, but they aren't limited to one group. Sometimes letting people know our dietary restrictions ahead of time saves a lot of headaches, awkwardness, and potentially harmful reactions later.
Yes!!! I'd be so happy if everyone could stop talking about their special diets!!
This is hilarious coming from people who post about bacon all the time. (:
I only talk about it when ppl ask which the min they see me turn something down that isn't vegan, organic and gluten-free they ask.
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Same with fussy picky eaters types. Order something or eat something they don't like and it's all "how can you eat that? Then get ready for a long a list of foods they don't like and their stories about the one time they tried them or were forced to try them.
You can also eat a vegan diet without loudly, sanctimoniously condemning everyone else's food choices.
You wonder HOW did you eat gluten from childhood and SUDDENLY makes you ill??
are you listening, people, who loudly wonder why I order green bean salad and not a meat ball sub?
No. You must tell, otherwise it does not work... right? Am I right?
Most people don't realize this, but you can eat corpses, gmo s****y junk food without telling everyone around you.
Most people don't realize this, but there is an unfollow button for the things you don't want to see on your wall. (Like people trying to put down other people)
That's because it's such a battle to find correct food like that, I understand you can be super proud if you finally find something good :)
Thank you for saying that. I'm so tired of people thinking I can find time to care about what they put in their mouths.
Oh, the joys of having been born and living in a tropical country :)))))))
That's right up there with: "Ooooh, no way I can finish this. Too rich." As if.
This happens to my mate, every bloody time (minus the crying part). He is a very slow eater
There desserts they are NOT meant to be shared they are meant for me to inhale in less then 5 seconds and you to sit there in silence and watch in horror
It's laughing because i was stupid enough to eat the whole thing then look at the second size and say oops I'll remember this for the next time we met *not*
You can use it to make a beverage, though. In my country, you take the pineapple peel, boil it for like 10 minutes in 1.5 liters of water, sift it and sweeten it with sugar or splenda if you want to avoid some calories, then put in the fridge. It's very refreshing.
green taste nothing like red orange or yellow....but they taste like one another.
I know that :D I hurry to go to sleep so that you can have full pack of calories in the morning :D
If you don’t leave them, I won’t eat them (what I tell me older siblings)
I spent today restructuring the Food Pyramid to meet my dietary needs: Meat, Starch, Dairy, Candy. Ahhh.
You know who's a true unrecognized genius? The guy who invented carrot cake
I don't consider it littering if it's organic.. Your just feeding the bugs ????
I get scare and hate when my kids are around ,I make fried potatoes or devil eggs I always think I'm in ww3 !!haha
