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We crave more than sunshine, warmth, and good company in the Fall. Everyone needs a good dose of humor to keep away the Autumn blues as well. And we’ve got a great collection that will make you chuckle all ready and waiting for you.

We’ve collected, concocted, and collated some of the very best examples of funny tweets posted by women. Grab a mug of hot cocoa or mulled wine, get comfortable on the couch, grab your cat or doggo for some company, and start scrolling. Upvote your fave tweets and share this list with anyone who desperately needs to unwind.

You can read Bored Panda’s previous posts about hilarious tweets by women that made everyone crack up right here, here, here, aaaaand here.

Bored Panda spoke with Sophia Armen, one of the women who posted extremely viral tweets. In her post, she compared EU leaders sitting around a round table to hummus and got nearly half a million likes.

“I love hummus and it is always on my mind. I couldn’t help it,” Armen explained what inspired her to make the joke. “The image even had the parsley garnish! People around the world expressed they also saw hummus. And once they saw it, that they “couldn’t unsee it.” That is how I felt as well.”

“The tweet got a lot of love from users in the Middle East. I was happy that a tweet spread a little joy,” she said. “As a woman social media can be a scary place, especially when you are outspoken and community-committed. This tweet was a moment of joy that showed universal love of hummus. Just made me smile and laugh.”

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The relationship between humor, stand-up comedy, and gender is seen as innately ‘sexist’ by some. Being a stand-up comedian was, until recently, seen as a profession ‘meant’ almost exclusively for men due to how much ‘aggression’ it requires. However, this has partly changed in recent years. Female comedians are becoming more and more prolific, even though not everyone accepts them. A large portion of female stand-up comedians use humor as a platform to declare their political beliefs and promote feminism.

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Humor is known to have positive side-effects. According to one study, laughter helps reduce blood pressure. While another one shows that laughing helps reduce anxiety, as well as other negative emotions. In other words, if you’re laughing, you most likely won’t be crying anytime soon. 

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What’s more, laughter can boost your immune system, improve blood circulation, calm down stress hormones, and even relieve pain! When you look at it this way, there’s barely anything that humor can’t help fix. Of course, it’s no substitute for exercise, a good diet, getting plenty of sleep, and doctor-approved medication or therapy if you need it, but laughter can give a big boost to your mood and your energy levels.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, did you start shaking and swinging your tail when you saw him walk in? :))) I bet the good boy did :))))))

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone explain to me why people who cheat are shocked when they're left. It's like, logical consequence.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They never seem to bruise, either! Some action character gets the stuffing beaten out of his face and he's right back to normal shortly after.

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deanna woods
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a kid I tripped over my sister's leg and knocked one of my teeth out.

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Erika Jones
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know! Also on TV and in movies you can knock someone out with a bonk on the head and they wake up later perfectly fine...

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Ashley Dopp
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

movies also have the opposite where in a fight scene the hero faces off with like 12 guys and only has to punch or kick them once for them to die or go unconscious

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they fall in water, flailing their legs, they are also incapacitated !!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got a huge scar on my hand after cutting myself on a wall. Don't ask how.

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Ellie Ragsdale
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because movie people are fueled by an adrenaline factory. And movies are not realistic.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone smart once said, hit the hard parts of the body with a piece of wood or a hammer or something, hit the soft parts with your hands. Every time I see someone bash someone else in the face I think: oh really, you're going to keep punching with a broken hand....

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't tell you how many times I've stubbed my small toe (usually right foot; no, I can't explain that), and the next thing I know I'm wailing like Nancy Kerrigan: "WHYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE?!"

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Mark Kelly
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ironic, I just watched the scene from the Fate of the Furious when The Rock and Jason Statham fight and the rock falls off a building after an explosion and lives.

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Laurie Stewart
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once broke two of my toes doing the “one legged pants dance” trying to put on a pair of jeans. 🤦‍♀️

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's called "toughness"... some people have it, everyone else doesn't... for example: I've suffered two strokes, had MRSA twice, pneumonia twice, hypothermia (almost died), salmonella food poisoning, have type 2 diabetes, had 40 broken bones, 3 closed head injuries, and have been indirectly struck by lightning... and I'm still walking around just fine... Meanwhile... someone else gets a papercut and cries like a baby... it is what it is.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

movie physics + movie physiology = movie grade BS :) unless someone's on drugs. Drugged up person = one hell to hold down or take down - many drugs not just stim you up, but stop the shock reflex from happening. Thus, i.e. no loss of blood pressure on excessive bleeding...and you will see someone running after you after you cut their legs off. On stumps. While bleeding out.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still better than the people who CAPITALIZE every OTHER word for DRAMATIC effect. Also better than those who use the word 'literally' too much and incorrectly. "I literally went to the store." My head threatens to explode when people do that. Literally.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, it means you should have taken biology classes more seriously.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That happen to my brother this past summer. His daughter said look daddy they fit me now.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Math should stop acting like a child and solve its own problems (not my quote but so true)

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