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We crave more than sunshine, warmth, and good company in the Fall. Everyone needs a good dose of humor to keep away the Autumn blues as well. And we’ve got a great collection that will make you chuckle all ready and waiting for you.

We’ve collected, concocted, and collated some of the very best examples of funny tweets posted by women. Grab a mug of hot cocoa or mulled wine, get comfortable on the couch, grab your cat or doggo for some company, and start scrolling. Upvote your fave tweets and share this list with anyone who desperately needs to unwind.

You can read Bored Panda’s previous posts about hilarious tweets by women that made everyone crack up right here, here, here, aaaaand here.

Bored Panda spoke with Sophia Armen, one of the women who posted extremely viral tweets. In her post, she compared EU leaders sitting around a round table to hummus and got nearly half a million likes.

“I love hummus and it is always on my mind. I couldn’t help it,” Armen explained what inspired her to make the joke. “The image even had the parsley garnish! People around the world expressed they also saw hummus. And once they saw it, that they “couldn’t unsee it.” That is how I felt as well.”

“The tweet got a lot of love from users in the Middle East. I was happy that a tweet spread a little joy,” she said. “As a woman social media can be a scary place, especially when you are outspoken and community-committed. This tweet was a moment of joy that showed universal love of hummus. Just made me smile and laugh.”

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The relationship between humor, stand-up comedy, and gender is seen as innately ‘sexist’ by some. Being a stand-up comedian was, until recently, seen as a profession ‘meant’ almost exclusively for men due to how much ‘aggression’ it requires. However, this has partly changed in recent years. Female comedians are becoming more and more prolific, even though not everyone accepts them. A large portion of female stand-up comedians use humor as a platform to declare their political beliefs and promote feminism.

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Humor is known to have positive side-effects. According to one study, laughter helps reduce blood pressure. While another one shows that laughing helps reduce anxiety, as well as other negative emotions. In other words, if you’re laughing, you most likely won’t be crying anytime soon. 

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What’s more, laughter can boost your immune system, improve blood circulation, calm down stress hormones, and even relieve pain! When you look at it this way, there’s barely anything that humor can’t help fix. Of course, it’s no substitute for exercise, a good diet, getting plenty of sleep, and doctor-approved medication or therapy if you need it, but laughter can give a big boost to your mood and your energy levels.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, did you start shaking and swinging your tail when you saw him walk in? :))) I bet the good boy did :))))))

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone explain to me why people who cheat are shocked when they're left. It's like, logical consequence.

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Virgil Blue
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess they think they are to smart to get caught? But is is very silly indeed.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm really wondering, if I was in that situation, about the last thing that would come to my mind would be to grab the phone and snap a picture. But well.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cheaters don't cry out of remorse or guilt, they cry because they've been caught.

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BusLady
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He wanted to have his cake and eat it too. Serves him right.

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TheBlackPanda
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd rather they just tell me they done like me anymore and break up with me than get cheated on

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Noel Bovae
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scooby Doo, please come solve the mystery of how this guy even got two girls in the first place. Thanks.

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Steve Cruz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope it was his car and she just hopped out of the driver's seat and left it in Drive.

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Bettye McKee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is such a predictable response. What did he think would happen? That he could have his cake and eat it too? No sympathy from this corner.

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Jane W.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They cry because they got caught, and it was such a good plan, darn!

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Troy Currie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Crying In The Rain... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ3r6T1eaCA

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*stares at photo for ten minutes* he looks like my younger brother a long time ago when he didn't eat dinner with the blue spoon.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could never figure out that when someone is so unhappy that they cheat, that they should move on first. Evidently they are waiting to get caught . . .

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they were logical and could think of the future, they either wouldn't cheat or would hide it better.

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Bambuzzed
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You likes he got locked at the wrong spot. Should have for what he did

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Brooke
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First of all- b******t. Second of all if this was true she's an a**hole for posting a picture of someone crying. I don't care if he did actually cheat on her. You don't post this kind of thing online if your a decent human being.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This pic looks familiar to me..... Not sure if this post is bs or not

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still better than the people who CAPITALIZE every OTHER word for DRAMATIC effect. Also better than those who use the word 'literally' too much and incorrectly. "I literally went to the store." My head threatens to explode when people do that. Literally.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, it means you should have taken biology classes more seriously.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That happen to my brother this past summer. His daughter said look daddy they fit me now.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Math should stop acting like a child and solve its own problems (not my quote but so true)

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