We crave more than sunshine, warmth, and good company in the Fall. Everyone needs a good dose of humor to keep away the Autumn blues as well. And we’ve got a great collection that will make you chuckle all ready and waiting for you.

We’ve collected, concocted, and collated some of the very best examples of funny tweets posted by women. Grab a mug of hot cocoa or mulled wine, get comfortable on the couch, grab your cat or doggo for some company, and start scrolling. Upvote your fave tweets and share this list with anyone who desperately needs to unwind.

You can read Bored Panda’s previous posts about hilarious tweets by women that made everyone crack up right here, here, here, aaaaand here.

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meaghano Report

JuJu
Community Member
1 year ago

You sure she didn't cast a spell?

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bjcolangelo Report

George Digamma
Community Member
1 year ago

Lies have short legs, as we say here.

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CampbellxEmma Report

N G
Community Member
1 year ago

Even jail birds have rights.

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Bored Panda spoke with Sophia Armen, one of the women who posted extremely viral tweets. In her post, she compared EU leaders sitting around a round table to hummus and got nearly half a million likes.

“I love hummus and it is always on my mind. I couldn’t help it,” Armen explained what inspired her to make the joke. “The image even had the parsley garnish! People around the world expressed they also saw hummus. And once they saw it, that they “couldn’t unsee it.” That is how I felt as well.”

“The tweet got a lot of love from users in the Middle East. I was happy that a tweet spread a little joy,” she said. “As a woman social media can be a scary place, especially when you are outspoken and community-committed. This tweet was a moment of joy that showed universal love of hummus. Just made me smile and laugh.”

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Jessicaadxx Report

Not-so-MadMax
Community Member
1 year ago

That's very nice of him actually :p

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#5

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daynamcalpine_ Report

Asat Voong
Community Member
1 year ago

Don't! Her head may explode .

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Sam_JP_ Report

Raine Soo
Community Member
1 year ago

I never realized that a bull terrier had such a simple face.

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The relationship between humor, stand-up comedy, and gender is seen as innately ‘sexist’ by some. Being a stand-up comedian was, until recently, seen as a profession ‘meant’ almost exclusively for men due to how much ‘aggression’ it requires. However, this has partly changed in recent years. Female comedians are becoming more and more prolific, even though not everyone accepts them. A large portion of female stand-up comedians use humor as a platform to declare their political beliefs and promote feminism.

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AbbyHasIssues Report

European other
Community Member
1 year ago

You are amazing just the way you are

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#8

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BUGPOSTING Report

kasa alex
Community Member
1 year ago

LOLx100

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#9

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angelnumber420 Report

Hans
Community Member
1 year ago

I'd state back. At both.

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Humor is known to have positive side-effects. According to one study, laughter helps reduce blood pressure. While another one shows that laughing helps reduce anxiety, as well as other negative emotions. In other words, if you’re laughing, you most likely won’t be crying anytime soon. 

What’s more, laughter can boost your immune system, improve blood circulation, calm down stress hormones, and even relieve pain! When you look at it this way, there’s barely anything that humor can’t help fix. Of course, it’s no substitute for exercise, a good diet, getting plenty of sleep, and doctor-approved medication or therapy if you need it, but laughter can give a big boost to your mood and your energy levels.

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LaLa_Lyds Report

dani_q
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, did you start shaking and swinging your tail when you saw him walk in? :))) I bet the good boy did :))))))

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#11

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LizHackett Report

Jane Martin
Community Member
1 year ago

can we be best friends?

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#12

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mermoneyy Report

Raine Soo
Community Member
1 year ago

This was unexpectedly funny!

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#13

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KaylaAncrum Report

Nadine
Community Member
1 year ago

That actually sounds delicious, hehehe.

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#14

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liv_reed17 Report

Hello it Smee
Community Member
1 year ago

That is funny as hell

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#15

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broganpaget Report

Shireen
Community Member
1 year ago

Awww 😂

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#16

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kttgros Report

MagNat
Community Member
1 year ago

Someone explain to me why people who cheat are shocked when they're left. It's like, logical consequence.

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#17

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Vitt2tsnoc Report

Iris Engler
Community Member
1 year ago

Well I can receive texts on my landline as well so there is no excuse

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#18

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Kristen_Arnett Report

Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
1 year ago

Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.

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KarenKilgariff Report

Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
1 year ago

This could be any of my students ...

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maybefrommoon Report

Madzdad the bard
Community Member
1 year ago

I cannot up-vote this enough!

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#21

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march03rd Report

Stephanie Blasyak
Community Member
1 year ago

...this is why I have no kids, 3 cats, and captain crunch for dinner last night.

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hailtotheHunny Report

Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
1 year ago

I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...

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#23

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Coll3enG Report

Hello it Smee
Community Member
1 year ago

Parenting at it's finest

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#24

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corietjohnson Report

Shawn
Community Member
1 year ago

Run!

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#25

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munaism Report

Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
1 year ago

And after 8 hours in open office, I kinda want to be alone for month.

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KristianaKuqi Report

European other
Community Member
1 year ago

Kind of an odd thing to do.

Starbelly Eleven
Community Member
1 year ago

You spelled "awesome" wrong.

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DamnBecky
Community Member
1 year ago

This is from a series. She has like 4 of these pictures at different locations with different guys. All very attractive. The girl has game.

PandaJon
Community Member
1 year ago

I think that guy stands there daily hoping for this as well

Ronnel Samonte
Community Member
1 year ago

If I am the guy, I am definitely doing great :) and that kiss will be my sweetest memory :)

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
Community Member
1 year ago

Man, I hope they met 10 years from now, remember each other and confess they never forgot that kiss. Yeah, sometimes I like romantic movies...

Ani-87
Community Member
1 year ago

Haha well why the hell not? :D

John Greene
Community Member
1 year ago

You made out with some random guy just for a picture? Sorry, but you clearly did not plan your trip well at all if you had to fake this

Cody Eriksen
Community Member
1 year ago

This guy is awesome!

Weronika Maćczak
Community Member
1 year ago

oh that's amazing. She knows what she wants:D

John Laurens/Gay Turtle
Community Member
1 year ago

That's so sweet! Also genius!

tuzdayschild
Community Member
1 year ago

He was doing pretty good right then.

Debbie
Community Member
12 months ago

Brilliant

Camil Gagnon
Community Member
1 year ago

Be a guy and try that again with a rando in the streets. You'll be clubbed to death.

Helen Haley
Community Member
1 year ago

Not if you ask respectfully and behave yourself. There would be plenty of women who would do that.

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Jesper Rasmussen
Community Member
1 year ago

I’m going to hang around the Eiffel Tower more 🤔

GenXandEarnedItAll
Community Member
1 year ago

There is a video on YouTube (a sociology experiment, I believe) that has a girl who walks up to different guys and asks them for a kiss. It is THE coolest thing to watch. I don't know why, but I love watching it.

Luisa Vasconcelos
Community Member
1 year ago

No link, no believer. 😅

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jevais
Community Member
11 months ago

Doing good? Do you not mean Doing well? I don't understand doing good! How

Cindy Snow
Community Member
11 months ago

It's prob a joke

Elaine Dodge
Community Member
11 months ago

If a man asked a random woman to do that the internet would be all #MeToo over it.

weatherwitch
Community Member
11 months ago

That's both creepy and sweet 😂

Mewton’s Third Paw
Community Member
11 months ago

He seems super hot

Steve Cruz
Community Member
11 months ago

You should have invited him back to your hotel and asked him to get naked in the sheets so you could take a picture with empty room service plates on the bed.

moeless
Community Member
11 months ago

He took your wallet.

Pamela Morrison
Community Member
12 months ago

Now, that IS funny!

Paul Chang
Community Member
12 months ago

Leading him on?

Bettye McKee
Community Member
12 months ago

Why didn't I think of that?

Elise Williams
Community Member
12 months ago

It looks like he did do very well since he didn't have to ask anyone to kiss him!

Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
Community Member
12 months ago

U crazy?

Pippa Runs
Community Member
12 months ago

What a fun thing to do while still young :)

Marlene Ricker
Community Member
12 months ago

I think she will inspire women all over the world. It seems like a fun idea.

Bevie
Community Member
12 months ago

WHY would anyone want a strangers mouth on them?! Ewwwww

Carmen Buss
Community Member
12 months ago

You could have ask someone better dress. He looks like a homeless man.

Adrian Alexe
Community Member
12 months ago

Even I am not that desperate...

patricia matthews
Community Member
12 months ago

Do you know where his lips been? Unknown germs!

patricia matthews
Community Member
12 months ago

Where has his !is been?

Patrick O'Brien
Community Member
12 months ago

I ran into a Filipino on a train trip through Spain once. There was a pretty young woman in the same coach car and the Filipino guy asked he could get a picture with him sitting next to her. She said yes and he sat down and put his arm around her, like she was his girl friend. I took the picture. Same thing. He wanted to show his buddies back home that he'd messed around a little bit. I'm sure the picture would have convinced anyone, though, because the woman couldn't help but look sheepish and embarrassed, even a bit uncomfortable.

m. b
Community Member
1 year ago

Sonds like me, coz my man refused to do girly shit. Hehe

Paula Sue
Community Member
1 year ago

Did you trade email addresses, at least? It's a great photo!

Alice Thompson
Community Member
1 year ago

He did a great job!

Elina Kuusisto
Community Member
1 year ago

Ooh la la!

Tina Hugh
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, I’m adding this to my bag of tricks. Creative girl:-)

Zelda Blue
Community Member
1 year ago

I love how brave you are!!!

Michelle Muirhead
Community Member
1 year ago

You don’t t know where he has been, Yuch!

Mya Lugar
Community Member
1 year ago

He texted me. He has given his wife mono.

Deena Buccigrossi
Community Member
1 year ago

I did this too!

Susan Gardner
Community Member
1 year ago

OMG very nice

Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

This is a good example of double standards. Had he asked her for a random kiss?

Dilly Millandry
Community Member
1 year ago

She asked and he could say no. If he asked her she also can say no. Up to them.

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Ale_Vidal23
Community Member
1 year ago

you hope what? don't get the caption

dani_q
Community Member
1 year ago

"I hope this guy (.....) is doing good"

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Rhiana
Community Member
12 months ago

Damn desperate for the attention

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theresemerkel Report

Aleksandra Kozłowska
Community Member
1 year ago

Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you

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MiseryVulture Report

Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
1 year ago

This is gold!

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SophiaArmen Report

Renee Gauthier
Community Member
1 year ago

Hummus beings.

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gothshakira Report

Isabella
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.

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sarahsholder Report

Kayli Boring
Community Member
1 year ago

i do say same

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britrbennett Report

Colin Leetham
Community Member
1 year ago

Unicorn mic drop...

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gothtitty Report

Tara
Community Member
1 year ago

Hannibal lé dog

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katelizabee Report

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

Still better than the people who CAPITALIZE every OTHER word for DRAMATIC effect. Also better than those who use the word 'literally' too much and incorrectly. "I literally went to the store." My head threatens to explode when people do that. Literally.

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auntieeva7 Report

Ale_Vidal23
Community Member
1 year ago

huahuas x(

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chrissyteigen Report

Hans
Community Member
1 year ago

No, it means you should have taken biology classes more seriously.

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leonamcgrew_ Report

Shireen
Community Member
1 year ago

😂😂😂

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Autumn_Kamrie Report

Hello it Smee
Community Member
1 year ago

That happen to my brother this past summer. His daughter said look daddy they fit me now.

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ka_waltz Report

Shelby P
Community Member
1 year ago

Math should stop acting like a child and solve its own problems (not my quote but so true)

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taylor_ortega Report

Kayli Boring
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

yes is it sad that i just did that to see waht it did?

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