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We crave more than sunshine, warmth, and good company in the Fall. Everyone needs a good dose of humor to keep away the Autumn blues as well. And we’ve got a great collection that will make you chuckle all ready and waiting for you.

We’ve collected, concocted, and collated some of the very best examples of funny tweets posted by women. Grab a mug of hot cocoa or mulled wine, get comfortable on the couch, grab your cat or doggo for some company, and start scrolling. Upvote your fave tweets and share this list with anyone who desperately needs to unwind.

You can read Bored Panda’s previous posts about hilarious tweets by women that made everyone crack up right here, here, here, aaaaand here.

Bored Panda spoke with Sophia Armen, one of the women who posted extremely viral tweets. In her post, she compared EU leaders sitting around a round table to hummus and got nearly half a million likes.

“I love hummus and it is always on my mind. I couldn’t help it,” Armen explained what inspired her to make the joke. “The image even had the parsley garnish! People around the world expressed they also saw hummus. And once they saw it, that they “couldn’t unsee it.” That is how I felt as well.”

“The tweet got a lot of love from users in the Middle East. I was happy that a tweet spread a little joy,” she said. “As a woman social media can be a scary place, especially when you are outspoken and community-committed. This tweet was a moment of joy that showed universal love of hummus. Just made me smile and laugh.”

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The relationship between humor, stand-up comedy, and gender is seen as innately ‘sexist’ by some. Being a stand-up comedian was, until recently, seen as a profession ‘meant’ almost exclusively for men due to how much ‘aggression’ it requires. However, this has partly changed in recent years. Female comedians are becoming more and more prolific, even though not everyone accepts them. A large portion of female stand-up comedians use humor as a platform to declare their political beliefs and promote feminism.

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Humor is known to have positive side-effects. According to one study, laughter helps reduce blood pressure. While another one shows that laughing helps reduce anxiety, as well as other negative emotions. In other words, if you’re laughing, you most likely won’t be crying anytime soon. 

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What’s more, laughter can boost your immune system, improve blood circulation, calm down stress hormones, and even relieve pain! When you look at it this way, there’s barely anything that humor can’t help fix. Of course, it’s no substitute for exercise, a good diet, getting plenty of sleep, and doctor-approved medication or therapy if you need it, but laughter can give a big boost to your mood and your energy levels.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, did you start shaking and swinging your tail when you saw him walk in? :))) I bet the good boy did :))))))

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone explain to me why people who cheat are shocked when they're left. It's like, logical consequence.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God no. That would be like not going to any hairdresser who has a hairdresser of their own.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's awesome. I'm pretty sure most therapists have a therapist of their own. It's a stressful job.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Therapist needing a therapist is understandable. But I'd want to know if she's discussing her patients in her therapy sessions.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, they don't. Legally they cannot. And if they tried to, their therapist would shut that down. What is allowed however, is changing the names and details drastically, but in a way that still gets the same overall point across. For example say they had a patient named Betty who was self harming and wanted to die and nothing was working and it was hard on the therapist seeing how hopeless this person was they could go to their therapist and say they have a patient named harold who is eats to the point of making himself sick and knows its a problem but gave up

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Often times it's required for therapists in training to undergo therapy themselves. Nothing weird about that, they are just making sure that they are able to keep private and professional separate.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least your therapist was smart enough to know that they can't handle your situation! I don't mean for this to be a joke. I had one that really wasn't qualified for my situation. It took me three sessions to figure it out.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doctors get sick and go to other doctors for advice and no one questions it. Chefs eat the food some other chefs make at other restaurants. Just because you're a therapist, it doesn't mean that you don't need one for your own mental health. I don't know what's so weird about it. But gotta say, I love the grand therapist concept.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a therapist doesn't have a therapist then you should be worried.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do wonder a bit about my therapist. On my first visit she did not see my level of dumpster fire coming and I kind of think I may have driven her to drink or something. But hey, she brings her A game; so she must be doing something right.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But she will be nicer and will let you eat whatever u want want u stay over

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was listening to a literature class from The Teaching Company. The professor had been a student of Tolkien's. So, he said anyone listening to the class is technically a grand-student of J.R.R. Tolkien, author of Lord of the Rings.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So if you grow up to be a therapist, and have children who also become therapists...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they all should have a therapist. they listen to other people's issues all day long who are expecting to be fixed...that's a lot of pressure!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure therapists also need therapy, BUT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband just had his knee replaced. He had a replacement therapist this morning, and his regular therapist was next to him taking care of another patient. As the new therapist was asking him questions, she was commenting on his answers!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww! Idk why I'm finding this so cute... "grand-therapist" wth that is adorable!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess this shows that your therapist believes in therapy.

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People with mental health issues gravitate towards that profession. They're usually more screwed up than their clients.

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what is going on in her mind? no wonder she also needs therapy..

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This whole therapist thing is so stupid and such a scam. Life is tough. Suck it up. Move on!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still better than the people who CAPITALIZE every OTHER word for DRAMATIC effect. Also better than those who use the word 'literally' too much and incorrectly. "I literally went to the store." My head threatens to explode when people do that. Literally.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, it means you should have taken biology classes more seriously.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That happen to my brother this past summer. His daughter said look daddy they fit me now.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Math should stop acting like a child and solve its own problems (not my quote but so true)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

loool, I laugh so hrd that my cat sleeping next to me woke up, growl at me and leave :D

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean switching your letters around isn't dangerous until you try to pronounce it and accidentally summon a demon...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm the opposite. I don't work out, sit at a desk all day, and I'd still happily sleep 10+ hours a night 7 days a week.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that's the greatest lie the devil ever told you then you all lead charmed lives

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe if the service industry wasn't rigged against the wait staff. When most of their wages come from tips.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not like she purposefully wrecked her car because she was in that costume.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I splurged on a carpet cleaner with a quick wash function, lol

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Yeah but have you ever had a text changed? I've sent something to whom is now an ex but the message she recieved from me was changed from what I had typed. So it then totally changed how this text would be read and interpreted.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

UPVOTE FOR YOU UPVOTE FOR YOU AND AN UPVOE FOR YOU.... why can't I upvote this more??

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is SMH? I keep coming across these in posts what the hell? It's like another language, man I'm not going to sit around for five mins trying to figure out what words start with smh just type that s**t out. Some Monkey Hype? Is that it? Someone Moo's Hello? Smoke Marijuana Hookahs? Yep, that must be the one. ( I totally sat around for five mins trying to figure it out) damn it!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me at 4 years old telling my mom I can do a backflip when in reality I'm just twirling backwards

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This may seem like a bad bf but if my husband, who can not always say in words what he wants to say, went to google search for something that describes his feelings it wouldn't mean less to me. I think this is sweet :)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually this is brilliant -- finding out what's really in this stuff that you put on your skin all the time.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, you do have a hunter, a trapper and a fisher, so you're all set for Robinson's island.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its probably not the coffee.. its more likely to be all the sugar in that o_0

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe not wear a dress with a personal space device attached to it, so other people can be in the picture and not stand on it?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have 6 cats. They always NEED to be on the other side of any closed door. No closed doors at my house either...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Studio C and JK! Studios. No slurs, and funny. Also pretty professional.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once got a message like that at 3am from a guy I hadn't talked to in almost 3 years.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have NEVER heard a guy say "do you want to do your skincare routine in my bathroom?" If i am staying at a boys place you best believe half my make up wil end up smeared on the pillowcase and I will wake up looking like death...

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