We crave more than sunshine, warmth, and good company in the Fall. Everyone needs a good dose of humor to keep away the Autumn blues as well. And we’ve got a great collection that will make you chuckle all ready and waiting for you.

We’ve collected, concocted, and collated some of the very best examples of funny tweets posted by women. Grab a mug of hot cocoa or mulled wine, get comfortable on the couch, grab your cat or doggo for some company, and start scrolling. Upvote your fave tweets and share this list with anyone who desperately needs to unwind.

You can read Bored Panda’s previous posts about hilarious tweets by women that made everyone crack up right here, here, here, aaaaand here.

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meaghano Report

JuJu
Community Member
10 months ago

You sure she didn't cast a spell?

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George Digamma
Community Member
10 months ago

Lies have short legs, as we say here.

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N G
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10 months ago

Even jail birds have rights.

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Bored Panda spoke with Sophia Armen, one of the women who posted extremely viral tweets. In her post, she compared EU leaders sitting around a round table to hummus and got nearly half a million likes.

“I love hummus and it is always on my mind. I couldn’t help it,” Armen explained what inspired her to make the joke. “The image even had the parsley garnish! People around the world expressed they also saw hummus. And once they saw it, that they “couldn’t unsee it.” That is how I felt as well.”

“The tweet got a lot of love from users in the Middle East. I was happy that a tweet spread a little joy,” she said. “As a woman social media can be a scary place, especially when you are outspoken and community-committed. This tweet was a moment of joy that showed universal love of hummus. Just made me smile and laugh.”

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Jessicaadxx Report

Not-so-MadMax
Community Member
10 months ago

That's very nice of him actually :p

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#5

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Asat Voong
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10 months ago

Don't! Her head may explode .

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Raine Soo
Community Member
10 months ago

I never realized that a bull terrier had such a simple face.

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The relationship between humor, stand-up comedy, and gender is seen as innately ‘sexist’ by some. Being a stand-up comedian was, until recently, seen as a profession ‘meant’ almost exclusively for men due to how much ‘aggression’ it requires. However, this has partly changed in recent years. Female comedians are becoming more and more prolific, even though not everyone accepts them. A large portion of female stand-up comedians use humor as a platform to declare their political beliefs and promote feminism.

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AbbyHasIssues Report

European other
Community Member
10 months ago

You are amazing just the way you are

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#8

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BUGPOSTING Report

kasa alex
Community Member
10 months ago

LOLx100

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angelnumber420 Report

Hans
Community Member
10 months ago

I'd state back. At both.

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Humor is known to have positive side-effects. According to one study, laughter helps reduce blood pressure. While another one shows that laughing helps reduce anxiety, as well as other negative emotions. In other words, if you’re laughing, you most likely won’t be crying anytime soon. 

What’s more, laughter can boost your immune system, improve blood circulation, calm down stress hormones, and even relieve pain! When you look at it this way, there’s barely anything that humor can’t help fix. Of course, it’s no substitute for exercise, a good diet, getting plenty of sleep, and doctor-approved medication or therapy if you need it, but laughter can give a big boost to your mood and your energy levels.

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LaLa_Lyds Report

dani_q
Community Member
10 months ago

Well, did you start shaking and swinging your tail when you saw him walk in? :))) I bet the good boy did :))))))

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#11

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LizHackett Report

Jane Martin
Community Member
10 months ago

can we be best friends?

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#12

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mermoneyy Report

Raine Soo
Community Member
10 months ago

This was unexpectedly funny!

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#13

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KaylaAncrum Report

Nadine
Community Member
10 months ago

That actually sounds delicious, hehehe.

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#14

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Hello it Smee
Community Member
10 months ago

That is funny as hell

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#15

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broganpaget Report

Shireen
Community Member
10 months ago

Awww 😂

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#16

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kttgros Report

MagNat
Community Member
10 months ago

Someone explain to me why people who cheat are shocked when they're left. It's like, logical consequence.

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#17

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Vitt2tsnoc Report

Iris Engler
Community Member
10 months ago

Well I can receive texts on my landline as well so there is no excuse

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#18

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Kristen_Arnett Report

Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
10 months ago

Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.

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Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
10 months ago

This could be any of my students ...

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Madzdad the bard
Community Member
10 months ago

I cannot up-vote this enough!

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Stephanie Blasyak
Community Member
10 months ago

...this is why I have no kids, 3 cats, and captain crunch for dinner last night.

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Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
10 months ago

I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...

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Hello it Smee
Community Member
10 months ago

Parenting at it's finest

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Shawn
Community Member
10 months ago

Run!

Parmeisan
Community Member
10 months ago

God no. That would be like not going to any hairdresser who has a hairdresser of their own.

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Niffler_13
Community Member
10 months ago

Therapist needing a therapist is understandable. But I'd want to know if she's discussing her patients in her therapy sessions.

Rinpai
Community Member
10 months ago

No, they don't. Legally they cannot. And if they tried to, their therapist would shut that down. What is allowed however, is changing the names and details drastically, but in a way that still gets the same overall point across. For example say they had a patient named Betty who was self harming and wanted to die and nothing was working and it was hard on the therapist seeing how hopeless this person was they could go to their therapist and say they have a patient named harold who is eats to the point of making himself sick and knows its a problem but gave up

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Ashley Fernandes
Community Member
10 months ago

That's awesome. I'm pretty sure most therapists have a therapist of their own. It's a stressful job.

No you didn't
Community Member
10 months ago

Often times it's required for therapists in training to undergo therapy themselves. Nothing weird about that, they are just making sure that they are able to keep private and professional separate.

Cody Eriksen
Community Member
10 months ago

At least your therapist was smart enough to know that they can't handle your situation! I don't mean for this to be a joke. I had one that really wasn't qualified for my situation. It took me three sessions to figure it out.

Trix
Community Member
10 months ago

Doctors get sick and go to other doctors for advice and no one questions it. Chefs eat the food some other chefs make at other restaurants. Just because you're a therapist, it doesn't mean that you don't need one for your own mental health. I don't know what's so weird about it. But gotta say, I love the grand therapist concept.

deanna woods
Community Member
10 months ago

If a therapist doesn't have a therapist then you should be worried.

Virgil Blue
Community Member
10 months ago

Next step up is the demi therapist?

glorytherainwing
Community Member
10 months ago

*law and order theme plays*

Stille20
Community Member
10 months ago

I do wonder a bit about my therapist. On my first visit she did not see my level of dumpster fire coming and I kind of think I may have driven her to drink or something. But hey, she brings her A game; so she must be doing something right.

Lysandre Elessa
Community Member
10 months ago

But she will be nicer and will let you eat whatever u want want u stay over

Aria
Community Member
8 months ago

So if you grow up to be a therapist, and have children who also become therapists...

Danielle Renee
Community Member
9 months ago

they all should have a therapist. they listen to other people's issues all day long who are expecting to be fixed...that's a lot of pressure!

Kathleen Gordon
Community Member
9 months ago

Hahaha

Steve Cruz
Community Member
10 months ago

I'm sure therapists also need therapy, BUT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT!

TheDragonInTown
Community Member
10 months ago

Wow, she has one?

Genevieve Radley
Community Member
10 months ago

I'm suffocating with laughter at this ... help ... me

Kelly Hartle
Community Member
10 months ago

My husband just had his knee replaced. He had a replacement therapist this morning, and his regular therapist was next to him taking care of another patient. As the new therapist was asking him questions, she was commenting on his answers!

Lily dL
Community Member
10 months ago

I would upvote it a thousand times.

Helen Haley
Community Member
10 months ago

Gotta love a therapist with humor!

Dino Wecke
Community Member
10 months ago

😳WTF?!

MidnightFury
Community Member
10 months ago

Aww! Idk why I'm finding this so cute... "grand-therapist" wth that is adorable!

Elina Kuusisto
Community Member
10 months ago (edited)

This is great! Lol I mean, grand.

Belle_Pandamonium
Community Member
10 months ago

You 've bought yourself family?

Seabeast
Community Member
10 months ago

So, "step-therapist" is incorrect then?

Sunee Days
Community Member
10 months ago

keep it in the family

elfin
Community Member
10 months ago

I guess this shows that your therapist believes in therapy.

Id row
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10 months ago

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People with mental health issues gravitate towards that profession. They're usually more screwed up than their clients.

Kayli Boring
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10 months ago

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what is going on in her mind? no wonder she also needs therapy..

Mark Sheffield
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10 months ago

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This whole therapist thing is so stupid and such a scam. Life is tough. Suck it up. Move on!

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Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
10 months ago

And after 8 hours in open office, I kinda want to be alone for month.

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European other
Community Member
10 months ago

Kind of an odd thing to do.

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theresemerkel Report

Aleksandra Kozłowska
Community Member
10 months ago

Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you

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Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
10 months ago

This is gold!

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SophiaArmen Report

Renee Gauthier
Community Member
10 months ago

Hummus beings.

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gothshakira Report

Isabella
Community Member
10 months ago (edited)

Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.

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Kayli Boring
Community Member
10 months ago

i do say same

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britrbennett Report

Colin Leetham
Community Member
10 months ago

Unicorn mic drop...

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Tara
Community Member
10 months ago

Hannibal lé dog

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Id row
Community Member
10 months ago

Still better than the people who CAPITALIZE every OTHER word for DRAMATIC effect. Also better than those who use the word 'literally' too much and incorrectly. "I literally went to the store." My head threatens to explode when people do that. Literally.

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auntieeva7 Report

Ale_Vidal23
Community Member
10 months ago

huahuas x(

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chrissyteigen Report

Hans
Community Member
10 months ago

No, it means you should have taken biology classes more seriously.

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Shireen
Community Member
10 months ago

😂😂😂

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Autumn_Kamrie Report

Hello it Smee
Community Member
10 months ago

That happen to my brother this past summer. His daughter said look daddy they fit me now.

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ka_waltz Report

Shelby P
Community Member
10 months ago

Math should stop acting like a child and solve its own problems (not my quote but so true)

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Kayli Boring
Community Member
10 months ago (edited)

yes is it sad that i just did that to see waht it did?

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